Fun fact: Author-chan hates doctors so to all my other doctor hating readers out there I feel you When you read this

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When word got around that Ratchet was doing check ups y/n was the first to run out the door.

Optimus went first just to get it over with because he had work to contend with with Major Lennox and sergeant Epps and it was for the fact he wasn't scared of ratchet unlike y/n

Y/n was terrified of the doctor mostly because of previous operations, he didn't take too kindly to y/n.

The cybertronian ran and hid for most of the day, Ratchet had set up a private place in on of the more distant hangars just so they wouldn't interfere with the human military.

Ratchet stood there after finishing with the terror twins before looking back at his list, he seemed to have everyone checked off except for y/n.. He growled at the name, it was one of his least favorite patients given how fidgety and evasive they were. He knew if he was to ever get the check up he'd have to personally hunt down the cybertronian and may need help holding them down, perhaps Ironhide wouldn't mind wrestling y/n to the ground or atleast get them to the berth so he could lock them in place.

Y/n sat off to the side of the base when she seen the doctor of doom wander outside of the hangar he used to set up his lab in, he wandered into the autobot hangar and walked out with Ironhide not too long after, they separated ways undoubtedly looking for them. Y/N feared the worst because she knew because of her age he would give no mercy, no piece of her would go unchecked by the doctor. It was critical part of a cybertronian's life, given y/n was a little older than Skids and mudflap they haven't had to get it yet but the terror twins said their experience with Ratchet was completely horrid. Y/n trembled at the thought of what he possibly did to make the twins so unsettled.

"Hiding from Ratchet, huh?" Arcee came up behind her as she whipped around and frowned

"Maybe.. maybe I've already gotten my checkup.." y/n muttered

"I doubt. You're very squimish and I bet youre last.. look, femme to femme it's really awkward but it's very important." Arcee said

Y/N simply blinked at the statement "what?"

Arcee eyed something behind her as y/n went to turn around but yelped when she was grabbed from behind and thrown over their shoulder, it was Ironhide

"WAIT- NO! Tell me what he's gonna do, Arcee?!"

She rolled away as y/n thrashed around and bucked "Ironhide, please!! I gotta talk to Arcee I gotta know what she was gonna say!"

"Later, right now you gotta get checked out by Ratchet and you're not skipping it, I might of let you go last time but there's no way I'm letting you slide this time. You'll be fine." He grumbled

"No! I don't wanna go! Help somebot, help! Mad doctor and crazy weapon specialist!!" Y/N thrashed around more but Ironhide kept his grip tight

The dramatics from y/n drew attention from the soldiers and a few autobots as the twins watched her get dragged to the private hangar, even her sire's attention was drawn as he frowned at her and shook his helm with a sigh. Y/N was the queen of dramatics especially when it came to Ratchet..

Ironhide walked into the hangar and put her down on the berth as locks came out around her wrists and ankle joints when he held her down

"No! No dont leave! Ironhide! Help me, don't do this to me!"

He looked at her but grunted "You'll be fine just calm down."

Ratchet walked in as Ironhide looked over before leaving

"No, Ironhide! Come on, I can't believe you sold me out like this!!" She shouted as she watched him leave the hangar as Ratchet closed and locked the hangar door before walking over

She looked at Ratchet and growled

"I'll make this as quick as possible i don't intend to keep you as long as I kept many others.." he grumbled but walked over and began poking and prodding around in her systems as he typed into a datapad "Open up your chassis." He said as he looked over, she frowned but did so as he stepped closer and gently inspected the glowing spark before her chassis snapped shut and glared at him, he rolled his optics before typing into the datapad some more "Open your interface panel."

Y/N blinked, did her audio receptors just fritz? "What?"

He looked up from the datapad "your interface panel, open it."

"No! Why do you need to check that?!"

"Because you're getting older, y/n now do it before I take it off myself." He growled impatiently

Y/n was hesitant before opening up to the doctor as her face plates burned as she growled, perhaps this was what Arcee meant.. if only she had a better warning.

His arm light flickered on as she checked her out as eh stood up and hummed as he frowned before tapping at the datapad

"Hmm what?" She growled

"You've interfaced with someone." He said before setting the datapad down and getting a closer inspection as his digit grazed the inside of her valve as he yelped and growled at him

"Multiple times.. you shouldn't be this stretched if you haven't." He grumbled as he pulled back and wiped off his digits with a rag before tapping the datapad again as the locks released her, her panel snapped shut as she glared at him

"So?"

"So, you werent ready for interfacing." He grunted

"Meaning..?"

"It was more painful than it needed to be had you waited a little longer." He snorted

Her face plates darkened as she looked away and frowned

He walked over and unlocked the door and opened it as she looked up when her sire walked in with Ironhide behind him guarding the door. Her face plates flared up at the sight of him, may be Ratchet won't say anything..

Optimus looked at Ratchet a moment as he returned the look

"All her internal diagnostics read out just fine, but there was something that caught my optic."

She tensed as he glanced at her before looking at Optimus

"She's starting to rust, perhaps cut back on the washes from the humans." He said

Optimus hummed but nodded as she internally sighed she walked toward the door with Optimus

"Oh, and Optimus?" Ratchet said

Optimus paused and looked back

"She's interfacing already."

She tensed at the words spilling from his mouth as her helm whipped towards him "You evil son of a glitch!"

She went to run as Optimus barked "Ironhide!"

Ironhide spun around to see y/n trying to run but tackled her down as she glared up at him, her face plates darkened and growled

"Busted.." Ironhide smirked

Y/N frowned up at him as Ironhide looked up for orders

Optimus stared down at y/N As Ironhide grabbed her and pulled her up to her peds but didn't let go

Y/N looked at Ratchet who looked smugly at her as she glared but looked up at her sire and gulped back the hateful words she was about to shout at the medic

She glanced away

"Who was it?" He asked in a tone lower than his usual voice which was honestly scary..

"Primus, why does it matter?" She groaned

"Primus is too easy to frag, try again.." Ironhide snorted

She growled at the comeback "Some bot on this base that should be good enough for you.. atleast you know I'm not out with the decepticons." She grumbled

"But it's not. Who is the bot?"

She frowned but didn't make contact with him "Ironhide, care to help out whenever.."

"No, I'm enjoying this." He said

"It was a larger mech is all I can say. A larger mech with a bigger spike is all." Ratchet folded his arms.

Y/N growled at his assumption

Ironhide raised an optic ridge in surprise "huh, you're one of those?"

She just stood there and frowned at the floor but didn't say anything

"I will find out, y/n.. it is best you tell me now I am very disappointed but if I have to find out myself I will be angry with you." Optimus rumbled

"Twins." Y/N uttered quietly as a whisper

"What?"

"Twins." She muttered but looked up at him "A set of... twins."

"Terror twins more likely.." Ratchet glanced at Optimus

Optimus nodded "wait here.."

He walked towards the door

"SIRE, WAIT-" She struggled to get away from Ironhide as he left the hangar "he's gonna offline them!!" She looked up at Ironhide as he shrugged, y/n glared and elbowed his chassis as he grunted at the broken headlight but held a more firm grip

Needless to say the Terror twins were Ratchet's next patients..

Y/N looked up at her sire with a frown :i hope you're happy.: she growled through the bond

:Content for now.:

:what makes you think I won't go off and do it again?:

:I have assigned bots to watch over you. You won't be doing anything for awhile, atleast while they recover either.:

She growled and cut the bond before stomping off to find the twins only to find them in the medbay

Ratchet was rewiring Sunstreaker as he growled and pulled his arm away "easy, doc!"

Ratchet proceeded to smack him and snap at him for moving

Y/N walked in and looked at Sideswipe as he laid there recharging on the slab as she walked over and grasped his servo and frowned before sighing.

"I hope you see what damage you inflict when you keep secrets.." Ratchet muttered

"How does this ever come up in a conversation, 'yeah, by the way, sire I've been fragging the terror twins have a good mission!'?!" She snapped at the medic

"Something a little less vulgar but yes." He said

"What I do in my relationships he doesn't need to know. That's my business not his."

Ratchet left it alone before pulling back and leaving the medbay as she looked at Sunstreaker who looked at her before looking away

Y/N walked over to him "don't look at me, I look terrible.." He growled

She smiled a little "you look amazing for just after getting your aft kicked by my sire.."

He scoffed but looked at her "yeah?"

"Yes." Y/N giggled a little

He reached up and caressed her jaw with a sigh

"I'd rather take the beating anyway.. it reminds of that sexy aft I get to smash afterwards.." He purred

Y/N face plates darkened but leaned down and pressed her lip plates into his a moment before looking at him "yeah well watch what you say because apparently someone will always be watching per optimus order.."

"Let em listen then.." He said pulling her down into a kiss

Sideswipe aroused when he felt the heat and passion from his twin as he looked over at the 2

"What'd I miss?"

They looked up at him as she smiled a little

"Not too much, just Sunny being sexually tempting.." she murmured as Sideswipe grinned

She yelped when a servo smacked onto her aft and gently groped as she whipped around "Sunny!"

"Just checking to see if you still have feeling.." He smirked

Her face plates flared "Of course I do!"

"Because you won't after we recover.." Sideswipe said smugly