What do you get with a hanger full of Autobots, a teenage girl and tons of professional soldiers? One big mess.

(y/n), Lennox's teenage niece came to town and knew all about the Autobots within their 5 years of being on earth as she sat there on a few crates keeping her favorite bot company, Bumblebee of course. And you can't just have one autobot, there's always someone else wanting in on the conversation so Dino, Ironhide and Ratchet had hung around. She had jumped down and was currently dancing with Dino, his fairly large digit she hung onto spun her around, she giggled and twirled around, releasing his digit before her arms went up to one side and she clapped her hands "Ole!" She cried and grinned when she heard Dino softly chuckle

"This is not the salsa, princess." He said

"You and your fancy dances." Ironhide poked and prodded her sides as she squealed and ran for cover by Bumblebee

"Atleast I can dance, mister." She said cocking a brow from behind Bumblebee's leg armor in his squatting position as he watched her and looked back at Ironhide.

He frowned a little but grunted "Who needs to dance anyway? I certainly don't."

"It's a form of expression, Ironhide." She chuckled before climbing up on Bumblebee's knee and sat there slightly leaning forward towards the larger bulky bot "Obviously you aren't that expressive so I wouldn't imagine you'd know how to dance." She smirked

He fumed at the femme as she sat there mockingly looking at him, for a bot his size he'd be rather clumsy had he tried to dance.

"Dino might know how to dance, isn't that right?" She glanced at said red bot "How about you show them some?"

Catching him off guard he stammered at first "I, uhm, well of course, Y/n but not right now."

"Come on, D! Show this clunker how you get down!" Her thumb jabbed into Ironhide's direction as he growled, but Dino politely declined her pleas.

She groaned and laid back on Bumblebee's leg as he looked down, his digit creeping over as it gently brushed her slightly exposed belly as she squeaked in surprise, yanking her shirt down and pushing his digit away "No!"

A staticky laugh came through his radio as she could imagine he would probably be smiling at her reaction

"Lean down here, Bee."

"It's a trap." Somebot called from the background as they looked over to see Sideswipe, she grinned but rolled her (e/c) eyes

But he did so in leaned down so much, she chuckled and reached up, finding herself a little too short as she sat up and poked his mouth piece, smiling. "You need your voice back~" she whined a little

"I'm still working on them." Ratchet said looking at him

She stood up and planted her hands on his face plates "Speeaaak~"

"I'm not- a dog.." His brows creased a little but she knew he wasn't really mad

"She just wants to hear his hot, seductive voice again!" Sideswipe cried

(Y/n)'s face lit up like a Christmas tree as she frowned a little "Shove it up your tailpipe, 'Sides!" She snarled

The bots surrounding her chuckled, including Ratchet who had to sigh before even giving the slightest hint of a chuckle

"Ow!" Her hand jerked back as she looked at it "The hell, Bumblebee?!" She snapped looking at her red hand, that felt like it almost burst into flames as his metal got super hot "Oww~" she frowned and hopped off from his knee as Ratchet crouched down looking at her hands

"A minor burn, you'll be fine." He concluded.

"I don't care about that, I care why your face erupted into flames! You almost burned my hand off, what gives, Bumblebee?" She said folding her arms

"It seems pretty obvious isn't it? He likes you~ ...He's probably gonna scrap me now."

Bumblebee's optics narrowed at the silver car that slowly rolled by them before peeling out of the base as Bumblebee transformed and zoomed off after him.

"From your vitals I can tell you're up for the mating process as well.." Ratchet said as he looked into his arm

She rolled her eyes as her cheeks darkened "well Duh.." She muttered but glanced at the exit the 2 took off in "So what exactly is Sides rambling about?"

"Bumblebee loves you, has it not occurred to you?" Dino asked as he crouched down

She glanced away "Well no, not really." She shrugged "he's just so loveable and good-natured, I thought he was just really happy to see me again." She said folding her arms

"If you're lucky he's just in a phase.." Ratchet grumbled with disapproval

She looked up at the doctor with a small frown "Why do you say that?"

"Cybertronians interfacing with humans. It's wrong to interbreed in every way." Ironhide grunted

"Interbreed?!" Ratchet noticed her stress level momentarily skyrocket and frowned at her

"Indeed."

"Wait... How's that even possible??" She looked at them

"What do you mean? We have all the proper equipment to carry-"

"No,no,no- I mean you guys are so large, you'd probably kill us." She stated

"Oh, absolutely. But we do have holoforms."

"Such as these..." A man purred from behind her as she shrieked and jerked forward but looked back at a tan man, his tattooed arms folded as he smirked. He looked like Ironhide but only human form but as it chuckled it fizzled out as she shuddered

"Ok, that was creepy.."

"I'm not creepy!" He growled

"Not you! That whole disappearing into thin air thing.. That hologram thing or whatever.."

"The holoform? Atleast it would suffice had anyone decided they interbred."

Her face darkened but she frowned "BESIDES using them for mating it would be cool to hangout outside the base with you guys. You know? See a movie? Go to the beach? Something!"

"I don't like using my holoform, I feel... Weird." Ironhide grumbled "But they're very realistic."

She slightly grinned "exactly!"

"No. Lennox prefers us to keep them away." Ratchet retorted

"Why? Do you think they're hot?" Ironhide snickered

"I never said that.."

"Judging by your elevated heart rate you wouldn't say they're not either." Ratchet said

She growled at him "Stop watching my vitals! But fine, you want honesty? You are hot! That's it!"

he simply chuckled but shrugged

"It's only natural to be attracted to your own species. Or by ones that look relatively close to a human."

She rolled her eyes "If only all of them were pure muscle hunks." She muttered

Mirage smiled as he looked over at her after hearing the statement "Not all of us are.. If only you seen Ratchet."

"What? An old man?" She grinned and ran as she was swatted by the large servo belonging to the older mech

"I'm not that old!" He snarled

"Old enough to be my grandpa?" She grinned as he growled

"Old enough to be your great-great-great-" Mirage said

Ratchet snarled and threw something at him as he quickly dodged and swiped up Y/n before taking her to Lennox's house

That night Bumblebee drove up to Lennox's house as she looked out the window when a car revved outside and grinned, running outside "Bee!"

"Helllo pretty lady." His radio replied as she flustered a bit as she trotted over

"What are you doing here?" She asked as his window rolled down, she gently dragged her finger in his windowsill

"To apologize - I'm sorry I- burned you- earlier.." He said with sincerity.

"It's ok, it wasn't nothing too bad, nothing cold water and painkillers wouldn't fix." She chuckled "But seriously, why are you here?" She cocked a brow

"I..." His radio screamed as it spewed random sentences as it went silent after a moment

She winced "Easy, bee. Radios messing up isn't it? Why don't we go for a ride, yeah?"

The door opened as she climbed into the drivers side, settling down as the seatbelt came around her and clicked in place before he drove off.

"After you left the guys told me about your holo..forms.. The human version of you. It makes me wonder why I haven't seen yours." She said curiously glancing out the window

"Classified- Lennox- doesn't allow them."

"And to think it'd be in your favor.."

She grinned as his holoform appeared, he leaned over from the passenger seat and smashed their lips together catching her by surprise as she softly squeaked.

Romantic music started softly playing from his radio as he pulled off into an alley and parked. The holoform never fazed as he pulled away, his surprisingly warm touch ran up her arm. Skin on skin. Finally.

"I know I don't say it often and have you believe me but - I love you.." He radio said as he gently caressed her cheek