Y/n sat at base doing some homework, Ratchet stood at the monitor in his usual spot.

Y/n tapped his pencil on his chin humming as he finished the last question to his history homework before closing the book happily and sighed setting it down on the coffee table as Bumblebee and Smokescreen came in, Bee dropped off Rafael at home and Jack had given Smokescreen some more tips on abiding by the law.

He passed and he was boasting, Bumblebee rolled his optics a bit making y/n chuckle a bit and waved a bit "hey, you two."

Bumblebee waved a bit and smokescreen smiled

Y/n dug out his phone from his pocket when he remembered his friend sent him a text earlier and opened it up, it was an audio file so he opened it up and it immediately started to play smooth music

"Whenever life gets you down, Keeps you wearing a frown And the gravy train has left you behiiind~

And when you're all out of hope

Down at the end of your rope

And nobody's there to throw you a liiiine~

If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go Come on and take a walk in my shoes, Never worry bout a thing

Got the world on a string~ 'Cause I've got the cure for all of my bluuues (all of his bluuuuues~)

I take a look at my enormous peeennis"

Y/n blinked a bit

"And my troubles start a-meltin' away

I take a look at my enormous peeennis

And the happy times are coming to stay-"

Y/n clamped the phone shut "Weirdo.." he looked up but went stiff when he found 4 pairs of optics staring at him

Optimus having arrived a moment ago, his brow somewhat arched

Y/n choked for an explanation "i-uh my dumb friend.. he's always sending stuff like this and.. to be fair i didnt think that would make such a turn.." he said putting his hands up

"That is really weird.." smokescreen chuckled

*Why make a song about your spike?* bumblebee was confused

Ratchet scoffed as he looked away "Humans are an odd species, dont forget that, bumblebee."

Bumblebee looked over at him but nodded a bit

"I must admit the singers did sound good though.." y/n mumbled

"I believe it is called a 'plot twist'." Optimus said making y/n nod a bit

"Pretty much.. Good thing miko wasnt here.. we'd never hear the end of it."

"To Mechs!" Smokescreen jeered making Y/n awkwardly smirk and shake his head

"Yeah, sure.." he chuckled

"Primus.." ratchet muttered and shook his helm, he seemed disappointed but then again, when is he ever not?

"To mechs."