《A Wholesome Foursome (Shrek x Donkey x Lord Farquaad x Gingerbread Man)》😤😩‼️👅 Gingy Daddy 😤😩‼️👅
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As he's walking out of the sex store he realizes he has to shit.
Oh no. Donkey realizes. I think Lord Fuckwad gave me his diarrhea.
So Donkey ran to a little baby boy and shit all over his face and made the little boy cry.
Anyway.
Holding his pink dildo in the shopping bag, he bumps into a really small figure and steps back a little bit, flustered as hell.
"Get out of my way, before I shove this foot up your ass you pissfart." Donkey grumbles.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE PIECE OF FORESKIN."
Donkey then sees who he bumped into.
Oh shit.
It was alpha male Gingy.
"U-u-u-u-u-um I-I-I-I-I-I'm s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Daddy." Donkey looked down at Gingy's nonexistent feet.
"THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOU FAILED ABORTION FETUS IF YOU EVER BUMP INTO ME AGAIN I WILL SHOVE MY CACTUS TONGUE UP YOUR ASSHOLE AND LICK UP ALL THAT THICK FUNGUS GROWING INSIDE OF THAT CHUBBY BOOTYHOLE OF YOURS."
"O-o-o-ok D-D-D-D-D-Daddy..." Donkey stammered in absolute fear but also excitement. Excitement he couldn't quite comprehend.
As Donkey was walking away, he feels wetness in his ass. A crunchy wetness. Until it started hurting. It felt like he was getting multiple rashes inside of his ass. Bumpy red ass rashes.
Donkey turned around, and saw that Gingy stuck his tongue inside his ass, and sure enough, there was some of his butt fungus that Donkey wanted to keep for later.
But at the same time. He didn't mind.
"DADDY!" Donkey gasped "BUT WE ARE IN PUBLIC!" Donkey gasped.
"SHUT UP AND BEND OVER DINKY." Gingy growled.
Donkey bent over, and Gingy's tongue only went farther into his ass, licking up all of the excess and crusty dusty poopy booty pebbles hanging inside.
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Gingy ate Donkey's booty like groceries, my guy.
And they did it in public too. Mothers would close their young children's' eyes as they walked pass Gingy and Donkey's special moment, on the verge of playing Star Wars with their penises.
As they were both writhing around on each other on the ground, Donkey got up and decided that Shrek was still the only one he loved.
"BITCH MOTHERFUCKER HOT DAMN SEXY ASS KINKY ASS LITTLE BOY GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME YOU NASTY CRUSTY DUSTY LITTLE MAN I DONT LIKE LITTLE BOYS STUPID ASS ANAL LICKER IM DONE WITH YOU." Donkey screamed.
Gingy then punched him in the face and then Donkey ate him.
And left no crumbs 👁👅👁
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