《A Wholesome Foursome (Shrek x Donkey x Lord Farquaad x Gingerbread Man)》🤪f o u r s o m e🤪
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After Fiona died a painful death, Shrek took one look at her and decided she was smelly and wasn't into girls anymore after taking a whiff of Fiona's death breath.
Donkey walked up to Shrek and sat in his lap. "Shreky Wecky...👉👈🥺?"
"Yes donkehy?" Shrek's nose hairs were having a party in there my guy woof.
"Can you shit on my face pease??" He gave him the cringe anime uwu eyes and finally Shrek threw him across his back, walking to his bedroom.
Lord Farquaad and Gingy appeared from the bushes in Shrek's swamp and followed each other inside, clearly following Donkey as he was walking home. Talk about quirtky😜
They followed Shrek into the bedroom took turns shoving their fingers into Donkey's ass while Shrek took long green unhealthy undehydrated shits on Donkey's face.
"KEEP SHITTING IN THE HOLE DADDY!" Donkey squealed with excitement.
With this, Shrek grew more excited, and grunted louder and louder, with every force a bigger shit came out, so he pushed as hard as he could.
Donkey made some loud squealing sounds and Shrek was bouncing up and down on Donkeys face, smearing shit and piss everywhere.
Farquaad was licking the inside of Donkey's ear while eating the outside of his ears.
Gingy was shoving his .5 incher up Donkey's nose.
Donkey realized that he couldn't breathe.
That they were all suffocating him so much that...that he seemed to be losing air pressure. They were all squirting cum everywhere, shitting and pissing, shoving and squirting.
Donkey ended up being suffocated to death by Shrek's massive body weight. But Shrek didn't really care because at least he still had Gingy and Farquaad and Donkey was an annoying donkey anyways.
The end c:
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