《Déjà vu (Epistolary) ✔️》28
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08-23 03:30 PM
Parker
Parker
Your mom
Why?
Pumunta dito sa boutique
Did she say something?
She picked out clothes
Tapos tinanong kung ako daw si Ashanti
You talked?
We did and she's so kind and nice
Saan ka kaya nagmana?
She didn't say something bad?
Wala, mabait nga eh
Tapos benta mga jokes ko
Seriously? You made her laugh?
Wala ka bang tiwala sa sense
of humor ko?
Just a little
Oo nga napatawa ko nga
Bilib ka na sakin?
Hindi mo pa ba napapatawa si tita? Wala ka kasing sense of humor
Rude
Kung meron man, napakakonti lang
Out of the world pa
Alien?
Blackhole
Interesting
And how big is your sense if humor?
Solar system comparison?
Pluto ka lang, sun ako
Quite unfair isn't?
Nag-agree nga si tita eh
Tf
Yes😈😈
:
What's that devil thing
It's an ✨emoji✨, bro
BRO?
Bruh😈
RUDE
Mate
HAHAHAHAHAHS
Gettin aussie now
Why does it sound so british😂
And they call people "luv"
HAHAJAJAHHAHD
Agree
I prefer mate
Australian ka ba
Lowkey kangaroo lang
Tf hahahaha
HADJHAHAHHAS
Okay, that's what I'm saying
when I said "sun"
Innit, mate?
:
Ashanti what the fuck😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSH
SHSHSHSHHAHAHAGA
uy natawa talaga sya
happiness mo na ako nyan?
:
Quite
Kuripot mo naman
:
Quite
Inggit ka lang napatawa ko si tita eh
:
Inggit ka lang sa british accent ko eh
:
What's my accent? Bilis curious ako
There's none
It's like the planet comparison but you're the pluto this time
Uy meron kaya
American?
:
Barely
Gumaganti ka lang eh
I'm SERIOUS.
Mood breaker
Fine you have canadian accent
Gago di ako naniniwala
hahahahshshsh
Anything but british
:
Bastos
French accent attractive din no?
Yun nalang sabihin mo
NO
Anything but what you want
Have you gone mad?
You need to stop that british thing
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
GAGALIT KA
You have filipino accent
I'm not ashamed of it pero
wag naman ganyan
oh well that's the truth😂
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