《Déjà vu (Epistolary) ✔️》59
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Gusto ko na ng bahay
Yung sarili ko
I can design you something
Ay hindi gusto ko condo eh
Boring
Sige ipagdesign mo ko
Book an appointment
Loh arte mo ah
Edi sana hindi nalang kita binestfriend kung hindi mo ko gagawing vip
You're taking advantage of me
Oo eh, medyo lugi pa nga
You're treating me like you P.A. tapos
lugi ka pa?
Hehe bigyan mo nalang akong design
BIGYAN?
Excuse me?
Ay may bayad ba?
Of course
TOTOO BA? HINDI NAKAKATUWA MGA PINAGSASABI MO HA
Mahal service ko
Eh mahal naman kita ah, bawal
ba yon na payment?
I'll think about it pa
Ang mahal magpatayo ng bahay
Edi wag ka nalang magpatayo
ng bahay
Akitin nalang kita para ilibre mo ko
Hindi gagana
Wag mo ko hamunin
Ano gusto mo na agad ng anak?
HOY
Sumbong kita kay mama
Bruh you're 24
Mas matanda ka
Child abuse
Stop now, bad joke bad joke
Ay okay sorry
Pero hindi mo nga ako ililibre?
Book an appointment tapos ililibre kita
Okaaaayy
Pa-book po ng appointmentttt, bukas ng mga 7 pm para tapos na ako maggawa ng lesson plaaaaann
Para kang bumibili sa tindahan
Talk to my secretary
Loh arte ng secretary mo ayoko nga
He's just serious
Hoy baka kaagaw ko pa yan sayo
Shut up
HAHAHSHSHSHHSHAHAAH
Di nga? Baka type mo yan
He's married
PERO TYPE MO
Hindi
Hmp
Sa gabi nalang tayo mag-meeting
ha, kapag libre na ako
Fine fine
Give me a room in your house
Oo naman tapos may nursery na din
Do you want a girl or boy?
Gay sana
ASHANTI SERIOUSLY
Gay nga
Kahit anong gender basta gay
siya kapag lumaki tapos sasabihin ko like father like son
Whatever
Uy be proud
Memorize ko na script ko kapag nagbubunganga ako sa umaga
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Nagiimagine na ako
Oh god please don't
Wahahahshs
Give me a name. I wanna know what do you want to name them
Deinty siguro kapag girl
Pag boy baka nate nalang
HAJAHAHAHAHACHAROT
You're sooo hyper today
Ayaw mo ba kapangalan ng ex
mo yung anak natin?
"anak natin"
Sounds so fucking good
Oo nga eh
You'll name the baby kapag lalaki
Really? That'll mean a lot
Deserve mo eh
Thank you
Ako lang siguro yung magiging magulang na hindi nagdududa kung mapapalaki ko ng ayos yung anak ko
Ready na ako talaga parker
Are we serious now?
Yes
Look, I'm fine whenever is that so just decide and tell me
Okay, I'll decide soon
I'll visit you tomorrow para makausap
ka ng maayos sa bahay mo
Next year ng december
Yung bahay?
Yung baby
You want it next year ng december?
No, let's give it a try palang
Jesus you're scheduling the sex part
OH BAKIT
Funny. You're funny and embarrassing
Ay open minded lang pwede dito
HSHAHAHAHAHH
Serious talaga ako ano ba
Fine okay
AREN'T YOUU EXCITED
To have a kid from you? Damn excited
Let's be together in the
remaining months
Literal na together ha, hindi jowa na together
I promise to give everything in your favor in those remaining months because I know it's hard to have a baby in your tummy for 9 months and then yung delivery pa
I'll be with you all throughout those months.
You'll be with me forever nga eh
Ililibre mo na ba ako ng design nyan
All yours
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