《The Nerd is a Stripper?!》Chapter 3
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All three of us walk into the strip club, since it is friday it is pretty busy.
"Guys I came here yesterday, and there is one stripper that i must buy a lap dance from." Alex informs us.
He looks like a little kid in a candy store.
Well to be blunt he looks like any straight guy would look like when a girl is shaking her stuff on a pole.
"Wait you were here yesterday?!" Zach asks incredulously while whipping his head to face Alex. "If you were here yesterday why did you have to bring us!?"
"Yes I was here yesterday, you can never get enough booty. I brought you guys here because I wanted to share this experience with you guys, and plus we needed a new strip club but no worry boys i have found it, this is the place." Alex tells us very excited.
"What I don't get is why you had to make me come? I would have been fine by myself watching American Horror Story." Zach informs us while beginning to back away from us.
"No not so fast pretty boy," Alex rushes to go bring back Zach. "You are staying."
"It doesn't seem like I have much of a choice." Zach mutters in defeat.
"You're right, you don't. It is all for one or all for nothing." Alex says while putting on arm over Zachs shoulder and puts him closer to the stage.
"What is so great about the strip club anyways?" Zach asks, by the look on his face he is genuinely curious.
"Zach, my man, the best thing about it is this, you get to see boobs and booty and if pay enough money you get to touch them. However, no sex, I don't mind that there are plenty of chicks at school for that." Alex answers.
"This is sick. We should get these girls coats not money. They should be worrying if there parents are going to walk in them at 3 in the morning still on Netflix. Not worrying if there is a dollar bill on her nipple." Zach argues.
"Zach, how do you know this isn't just their daily job. What if they genuinely have a passion for pole dancing?" I question him.
"Well, I don't know." Zach answer with his thinking look on.
"Exactly, you don't know. So I say until you start dating a stripper, you can stop worrying ok?" I suggest.
"Ok, but for now I still don't like it." Zach says while crossing his arms.
"Oh suck it up, for now we enjoy booty and booby." Alex says while turning his attention to the main stage.
"Hey, who is going on right now anyways?" I ask.
Alex brightens, "This girl, man, she is hot. She is supposed to be the best in New York, and let me tell you she has every right to be."
"Oh that's cool, what is her name?" I ask while sitting down in a chair next to him.
"Tracy."
***
Let's just pretend they aren't here.
And let's not slip on the pole...
With that thought in mind, my songs starts, Do I wanna know? by Artic Monkeys. I still really love this song, but now I think of my routine.
I walk up to the pole in a sexy way and begin my routine. As i am doing it, more cash comes and i get a twenty in there. Honestly, this job pays a lot of money.
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Crawling Back to you
Once that comes on, i begin crawling to the front and i work my way up the pole. During one part of the song i have to step off stage and give a lap dance to someome. I mean it is only fit to give a free lap dance every once a while. Today I surprise myself and choose Jake.
As i am walking to him, his eyes fill with lust. Once i arrive i spread his legs and dance in the space. As i go lower my hands trace his tattoos. When i go back up i close his legs and begin to straddle him. I leave hot kisses on his neck and all the way up to his jaw, and i start to bite his ear and suck on it a little. Then i start to grind on him, i am tracing his abs as i do so and just as i feel his member harden, the song ends and I leave him. With his full blown tent.
***
Holy shıt
"You lucky batard!" I hear Alex shout at me. "Now i have to buy one."
He says it as if it is a necessity.
"You do that." I rush to the bathroom to fix my böner. Now for some reason it takes a lot to get me hard, let alone a boner. Now I understand why she is the best.
I try to think of things that will minimize the tent.
Old Grandma, Naked Old Grandpa.
I peek downstairs. Yes every thing is down. I walk out to find another girl on stage. I think her name is Flower? I don't know, but she is pretty good. She walks off stage to give someone a lap dance. I walk closer to find out she picked Zach.
Not so sick now is it?...
I bump into someone. Fully prepared to cruse the person out, I turn to see it is Tracy. In any other case I still would have crused them out but hey she got me a boner. Good for her.
"Oh sorry, I didn't see you there." I apologize.
Woah that feels weird...
"It is ok," She recognizes who I am, "Hey you're the guy I just gave a lap dance to. That's right you got a huge boner. "
I feel the blood rush to my cheeks.
Blushing? What is wrong with me?!
"Yup that is me."
"Is this your first time here?" Tracy asks.
"To this strip club, yes." I answer truthfully, "So how about another one?"
"Really?" Tracy asks with her one of her eye brows raised.
"What?" I ask with a tiny smirk.
"Come on." She leads me into a tiny room with a twin bed on it.
I sit on the bed while she starts the music. Kiss me by Ed Sheeran comes on. The song begins and she starts off by sitting on my lap and kissing my neck. As the song gets more intense she starts pushing me back on the bed.
I lay down with her doing her magic. She slides her way up my body and begins to grind but softer this time and in rhythm of the song. As the song picks up so does she, and that is when my friend gets excited. She begins to kiss my collar bone until she finds my soft spot.
I moan when she finds it. She sucks on it no doubt leaving a hicky just as she finishes so does the song.
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She leaves her palm out waiting to get paid. Since she got me a boner and found my soft spot i give her a 200.
"My next show is in 30 min if your lucky you might get picked again." Tracy informs me.
"Well then of course i have to stay." I say with a smirk.
Tracy leaves with a wink, leaving me wondering.
***
Fūcking Shıt
"Damn where did you sneak off to?" Flora asks while she takes money out of her dress.
"I just gave a guy at my school, a lap dance and private show." I say with my eyes wide open.
"Damn, is he hot?" Flora seriously asks.
"Why don't i just show you?" I pull her outside and point to Jake.
"You make it sound like a bad thing?! I would give that boy a lap dance anyday." Flora says while eye rąping Jake.
Of course you would
"You do that. Well back to work." I tell her while i walk more in the open.
"Tracy!"
I turn in the direction where someone said my "name".
I turn to see Alex with a 20 dollar bill between his teeth.
He would...
But hey, money is money
I grab the 20 with my mouth as well. I stick it right in between my boobs. That alone gets his member hard.
I start where i am behind him and i put my arms on his stomach and trace his abs and arms, while i am doing this my lips work on his neck and ear.
Once the song picks up i walk upfront and straddle him. I trace his arms with my finger tips, because you know you got to tease a guy once and a while. I wrap my arms around his neck and begin to grind. His hands rest on my hips as the songs fastens so do I.
Just like that i leave him high and dry, well maybe not dry...
***
"Dude that was amazing!" Alex says with a dazed look, a goofy smile, and a tent on his pants.
"Dude you got a massive boner." I tell him, because you know that is embarrassing.
"Oh well duh! You did too." He points at me.
Now we are both embarrassed. My head snaps up to Zach because he starts to laugh at us.
Hypocrite...
"Don't laugh! Right after you got a lap dance you had 'to uh fix your uh phone" Alex points at Zach.
With that Zach starts to blush too. But it is soon forgotten because more whistles come on, and out steps Tracy. In a longer dress this time.
Damn the other dress was better...
The song Seven Nation Army comes on.
She begins to walk to the beat in a very sassy way.
They are going to rip it off
That is when she loses the longer part.
That's better...
When the guitar solo comes on is when she works her way up the pole in a dramatic way and twirls down. When the sassy part comes back on she walk off and walks towards me.
I just sit there waiting, but at the last minute she turns to give Zach one. Zach sits there while she works her magic, once she leaves you can tell Zach has a massive boner.
"Bruh, look who has a boner now?" Alex asks me while pointing at Zachs boner. Zach blushes and rubs the back of his neck.
"I got to uhh fix-"
"- my uh phone." Alex and i finsh for him. Zach just flips us off and rushes elsewhere to fix his "phone".
"Whoa, dude where did that hicky come from?!" Alex yells at my with his wide eyes fixed on it.
"It looks like a heart! I am not kidding. Who gave that to you? I want one that chick has got some real talent." Alex tells me.
"It was Tracy, after she gave me a lap dance, i bought a private show, and boy does she have talent..." I whistle lowly.
"Damn i want one.. " Alex whines sounding like a little kid.
"How about next week, yeah?" I propose with the shrug of the shoulders.
"Yeah, ok..." Alex agrees with a sad look and slumpped shoulders. Zach comes back after "fixing his phone", and we leave the strip club. We, well i , bump into someone on the way out. I get back ready to snap, but i see Tracy again.
"We should stop bumping into eachother." Tracy suggest.
"Are you kidding me? Of course not." I say, she snaps her head back and laughs.
"Heading out boys?" Tracy asks with a smirk and her hands on her hips.
"Yeah, but not willingly." Alex says with a glum look on his face. Tracy laughs at that.
"Well i hope you had a successful trip." Tracy says with another smirk and a glint in her eyes.
"Oh we did, how about another one for the road?" Alex asks while stepping forward, but i stop him by putting my hand on his shoulder.
"No, one will turn into two and next thing you know we are kicked out." I inform him.
"Fine, i gue-" That is all he says before he is interrupted by a big guy. By his looks he looks like a creep.
"Hey girl, how about a lap dance?" Perv asks. I like that name better.
"Yeah in a minute." Tracy responds, she is just about to say something when Perv cuts in.
"No, i said now." Perv says in a threatening voice.
"Hey, is there a problem here?" I ask.
"Yeah, this bıtch won't give me a dance." Perv says in a sad, irritated way.
"Yeah, well she will give you one in a minute." I tell him with a warning in my voice.
"What are you her boyfriend?" Perv asks.
"No, but i can be your worst nightmare." I say in a growl and stepping forward.
He tries to keep his cool but his eyes show his real emotion, Fear.
"Is that a threat boy?" Perv asks.
"No, it's a promise." I say.
"Fine cool, she ain't even dat hot." Perv says while walking away.
"You didn't have to do that." Tracy tells me
"And why is that?" I sigh because i hate when people are rude about getting help.
"Because i have this button, when i press it security appears." Tracy informs me.
"Oh, well then there goes my heroic act of bravery." I sigh with slumpped shoulders. She just laughs at me.
"Well bye boys, i work Wednesday through Saturday, double shift on Friday, i guess i will see you next week?" Tracy asks.
"For sure!!" Alex screams.
Tracy just laughs, winks at us, and walks back stage.
***
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