《Game Of Thrones Texts {finished}》Game of Thrones wedding
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Jamie: good day, I would like to invite you to the royal wedding. Cersei and I will be getting married in the Citadel
Cersei: 😊💍
Tormund: bruh
Tyrion: that is gross
Sansa: I think I need to puke
Hodor: Hodor
Cersei: you are not ruining MY wedding! 😡🔪
Jamie: guys, let's all be nice for once? This is a big deal for us
Tyrion: and for us
Sam: aren't you guys twins? Doesn't that count as incest?
Tyrion: poor innocent Sam...
Cersei: yeah, so what Sam? Have you never seen incest before? It happens! I already walked my 'walk of shame', sooo I guess I am free to do as I please
Bronn: we al remember that horrible day... The day that Cersei Lannister walked the streets, naked and covered in... I don't even know in what #ripbronn
Cersei: hey! It wasn't that bad!
Bronn: yes it was
Tormund: Can I tell you guys a joke?
Jaime: tell us
Tormund: Cersei 😂😂😂😂
Cersei: I will skin you!
Ramsay: don't copy me!
Jaime: okay, so who are coming to our wedding?
Tormund: this wedding will be more red than Robb's
Jon: everyone hates u so I guess I will also be needing some extra knives
Cersei: you aren't invited, Jon Snow! You stay at that wall!
Jon: bish, I am lord commander. I could send a couple of blood thirsty wildlings to your wedding if I want to
Tyrion: THAT's my boi
Bronn: I have already thought of a wedding gift
Jaime: really? What is it?
Bronn: poison 😉
Cersei: I will kill you
Bronn: can't wait
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