《Game Of Thrones Texts {finished}》Slogan
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Tormund: let's give each other a slogan that suits there personality
Jon: You always hope to get something like: the best wildling of the year
Tormund: I don't hope to get that title, I AM the best wildling of the whole fuckin' year
Jon: if you say so
Tormund: aye, I say so
Sandor: I have one for Meryn Trant
Sansa: three guesses 🤗😂😂😂😂
Sandor: too old
Sansa: TOO OLD
Tormund: TOO fucking OLD
Sansa: watch your language, Tormund
Tormund: 😑😑😑 yes, mother Sansa
Arya: I have one for Jamie
Jamie: bish, don't
Arya: Jamie is a HANDyman hehehe...
Tormund: Jamie will never be HAND of the king
Jamie: u bastards
Jon: who called me?
Jamie: no, not you, Jon
Jon: than why did you bring up the bastard part? 😦
Sansa: JAMIE, idiot! Jon is a sensitive soul!
Jon ran off crying
Sansa: look what you did!
Jamie: he just takes this bastard thing to serious
Sansa: of course he does! He was the product of fake love
Tormund: well those fakes had a wonderful night, because this bastard looks HOT dayum
Sansa: 😫
Tormund: what? I am just stating what every fangirl/boy would say
Sansa: you are impossible
Tormund: so what would my slogan be?
Sansa: best fanboy of the year
Tormund: YASS
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