Okay, this isn't a fighting arena. Just thought I'd let you know.

Anyways, cats and people are very different. Humans can do things that cats can't.

Cats can't:

- Hug

- Laugh

- Cry

- Yell

- Sing

- Dance

- Smile

- Frown

- Smirk

- Snicker

- Draw

- Clap

- Point (with paw)

- Punch

- Probably more stuff

Cats purr when they're happy. They swat and bite. They slow blink if they like you. They yowl and meow. Meow, meow, meow. They hiss and snarl. They show emotion with their tail. Here's a list:

Sticking straight up- happy

Straight up but hooked- friendly

Tucked under- submissive, frightened

Bushed out- angry, frightened

Flicking back and forth- annoyed, irritated, alert, excited

Drooping- default

Don't forget that cats knead stuff. (Or making biscuits, if that's what you call it. Cats don't know what biscuits are, though)