《I Amuse Him ✔️》I am not a vampire
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God has finally heard my prayers.
Shoutout to all those lousy Friday nights I spent eating cookie dough ice cream from the tub and looking at Jake's profile on Facebook, always ending up with the worst mood in the world, as I would always see one of his and Chelsa's photograph together, either holding hand or making out, I wish her lips fall off.
But today, was my day, as soon as I entered into the school, after getting up late and having almost blowing my brother's head off, for stealing my Nutella sandwich, I finally entered through the main gate and went straight towards my locker where I saw very clearly the man of my dreams.
Jake was standing beside my locker, more like leaning, waiting for me. I made sure to put my glasses into my bag which dad made me wear again today at school. I was hesitant, is he going to tell me he broke off with Red head? Is he going to ask me out? Is my breath smelling? No it smells like Nutella.
I went forward, Jake saw me coming and immediately got up from his leaning position on the lockers and stood straight.
Keep it cool Danny.
"Hey Jake." Over enthusiastic and chirpy.
I told you to keep it cool.
"Hey Danny. I was waiting for you." Give me a moment to scream.
"Really? Did you want something?" Over enthusiastic, chirpy and fast.
I am going to throw you in a freezer next time, if you didn't keep it cool.
He will probably think I am high on sugar or something.
"Yeah, I was wondering if you could tutor me tomorrow? I had to go out of town urgently, my grandma was ill. That's why I couldn't contact you before." He said scratching the back of his head.
I just want to hug him.
"Of course. By the way how's your grandmother now?" Finally I am getting my calm back.
But I really wanted him to propose me today.
"She is better then ever. Thanks for asking Danny. You are really sweet." He said smiling, showing his perfect dimples.
I laughed. Not that normal girly laugh. That hysteric run away mental asylum patient laugh.
Jake looked at me awkwardly.
Look what you did, you scared him, you hyna.
I have to calm down. Say something Danny.
I was thinking of something that could get me out of this embarrassing laughter scaring Jake situation.
"Is Hunter your boyfriend?" Jake asked me in a low voice. Is he nervous?
"No. We are just." I don't know what we are actually.
He irritates me all the time and kisses me without my permission and recently asked me to hangout with him. I told him I'll think about it. I don't trust him just yet. May be all of this is his plan to sleep with me, who knows?
Right now I just, I don't think I can call him my friend.
"We are just neighbours."
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"For the last time Kyle. I don't have a crush on Jonathan. Let him go."
Kyle gave Brody a look to which Brody finally let the poor guy's collar go.
He ran off bumping into some students in the way.
I really feel bad for the guy. Ever since Hunter slipped that I have a crush on some blonde guy, Kyle and Brody are on my tail to tell them who is 'blondie'.
And Jonathan, their recent victim is just a guy from my English class, whose only mistake was that, he has blonde hair.
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So they both practically man handled him and brought him here in the cafeteria because he was probably in the library preparing for the test tomorrow in history, and told him to like me or they will punch him.
They even made him hold a rose in his hand, which he handed to me with shaky hands and said to me,"Da-daniella I-I am so sorry for making y-you wait this l-long. I r-really like you."
And all this while he was about three inches up from the ground as Brody was picking him up with his shirt.
I really need to say sorry to Jonathan personally, and may be return his rose too.
"I really thought you liked him, he studies a lot too and I saw him eating a Nutella sandwich today." Said Brody.
"Really? Just because he studies and eat Nutella sandwiches means that I'll automatically have a crush on him?
"I am really angry at you guys." I told them pointing the rose at them.
They just laughed at me and sat down.
I looked at them strangely. They are sitting with me in the cornered table ditching their centralised royalty table?
To tell the truth I could really use some company right now.
Des and Ethan are not at school today. She texted me, telling me that Ethan is sick and she is at his house talking care of him.
Ethan's parents are divorced and he lives with his father who spends most of his time in business trips so he mostly is alone in his house, that's why all the four of them are at his house most of the time.
Speaking of the four, I haven't seen Hunter whole day, does he even attends school? and how does he not get called at his house for that? Why do I care so much? Should I ask Kyle?
"Hey Kyle." I said
"Hey Danny." He said
"Hey Brody." We both looked at him. "I kind a felt left out. Sorry. Back to the flirting."
"We just said 'Hey'. Anyway, how are you guys sitting here? I mean I-"
"Danny, you are our friend now and we will be sitting with you from now on." Kyle said.
"Yeah, and this table is a lot better believe me. Thankfully the lunch lady is not visible from here, she practically eye rapes me every single day, I am scared."
We all laughed at that. These guys are just amazing.
"So where's Hunter?" I asked. Trying to act casual but my voice got a little squeaky. Why do you betray me like that my voice?
"Hunter will kill us if we told you." Kyle said with a mischievous smile on his face. Brody was trying to muffle his laugh.
"Why would he-" Suddenly I felt cold liquid running down my back starting from my head.
Kyle and Brody had their mouths wide open and shocked expressions which quickly changed to anger. It took me a moment to realise that the cold liquid is actually red in colour which is soaking on my white t-shirt and dark jeans.
I liked that t-shirt.
Now it looks like I have sucked people's blood wearing this t-shirt and let me tell you, I am not a vampire.
I looked behind me to see non other than Jasmine Sandals, standing there with a box of cranberry juice is her long witch like nailed hands.
Does she comb her hair with her nails?
I am totally soaked in red juice which is now getting sticky and I hate being sticky.
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Who likes being sticky? Maybe a lizard?
Drop the lizard and focus on the orange monster in front of you.
"This is just the starting Daniella. I will make your life hell, you wait and watch." I can practically see the horns on her forehead and a red arrow tail.
People like her should not be roaming around freely on earth, they should be in hell.
"First you stole Hunter from me and then you humiliated me in front of the whole school. You-"
"Time out Rose." It was Kyle.
"It's Jasmine"
"Potato patato. First of all. I don't remember Hunter ever calling you his girlfriend, and second of all you humiliate yourself everyday in front of the whole school when you come out of Mr Hills class, fixing up your dress." Her mouth was wide open.
I did hear the rumour that she is sleeping with Mr. Hills for some good grades but I thought it was all a bluff, but seeing her face, I think she actually did that.
Everyone in the cafeteria was now looking at us, people were not surprised at Jasmine, they were surprised at Kyle, this is probably the first time most of the students heard his voice.
Jasmine looked like she is in pain. She wanted to say something but what could she? she had nothing against Kyle and I think she is scared of him.
"Get off Danny's back, Lilly or it won't be good for you." Kyle was angry. He does look scary.
It made Jasmine wide her eyes in fear but she immediately regained her posture.
"It's Jasmine and if you care so much about your little DANNY here, then tell her to be in her limits."
Now who does she think of herself.
I agree she is the queen bee but she is no one to set my limits.
I am gonna tell this orange cocktail what my limits are.
"Listen here-"
"I think you are forgetting about your limits Jasmine."
A new voice came from the other end of the cafeteria and all the heads turned to where the owner of the voice was standing.
If Jasmine looked scared before, she is on the whole other level of horrified right now. Hunter started walking towards us. The crowd was automatically clearing his path.
Is he some superhero in a vintage movie?
He is still moving and came stopped right in front of me, totally ignoring Jasmine and her boobs which instantly popped out of her black dress. And with her orange skin, she definitely looked like Nemo.
He stood in front of me and eyed me from top to bottom, a lot of emotions went through his eyes in a period of seconds.
Confusion
Realisation
Shock
Anger
He is still looking at me intensely and so is the whole cafeteria, Kyle, Brody and Nemo.
I saw from the corner of my eyes that even the lunch lady is looking at me intently.
Slowly his eyes drifted to my now soaked chest. The white fabric was totally wet and now was clinging to my body.
I looked down to where he was looking and then looked up, the whole cafeteria, Kyle, Brody, Nemo and the lunch lady were now looking at my chest.
This pervert.
He finally Thank goodness broke his perverted gaze off and turned around, diverting everyone's attention from my cranberry soaked boobs.
"Say sorry to Danny." He said very calmly to Jasmine. It was like someone asked her, where she got her fake tan, she always claims it's her natural skin tone, but the photos from freshman year says otherwise.
"I will not."
"I am asking you one more time. Say sorry to Danny. Or I'll make sure that no one in this school talks to you." She knows Hunter can do this. She knows he can make everyone turn against her in just one look. She looked at him one more time.
Her face showed just one emotion.
Pain
She looked at me, came forward. "Sorry Danny." She said with gritted teeth.
"Only we call her Danny."
It was Brody. I could tell he was enjoying this a way to much.
She turned her face towards him, which made her hair also bounce in the same direction.
Then she looked back at me.
"Sorry Daniella." I really wish her sorry could bring back my t-shirt. But it can't. So I decided to not say anything to her fake apology.
She turned around to go but stopped when she almost collided with Hunter's arms.
"Not so fast."
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Right now I am sitting in Hunter's car, in a very uncomfortable and revealing peach dress which belongs to Jasmine.
He made Jasmine gave me one of her extra dresses which she keeps in her locker for emergencies.
God knows what emergencies.
After several arguments with Hunter and him shutting me down, after he told me that he can see the little pink hello kitty on the right side of my white bra, I finally said yes to wearing Jasmine's dress which she handed to me with tears in her eyes.
But you know what kind of dresses she wears. It's a little tight on me which is making it even more revealing. I had to wear it for the whole second half of school.
One of my teachers almost fainted looking me in this kind of attire.
I really owe Hunter this one. He waited for me after the school and now is driving me home.
I told Damien I'll get home on my own, he would probably kill Jasmine if he knew about all the drama that happened today and I think Jasmine got her lesson.
And the strangest thing that Hunter has been quite the whole ride.
I think I should break the silence.
"Umm Thank you Hunter." I said as I laid my right hand on his leg. I can feel the muscles on his leg.
This guy sure works out a lot.
I felt his body tensed for a moment.
He looked at me and smiled which made me return the smile.
He should smile more often, I like his smile.
And then his eyes drifted downwards.
"Man you look hot in this. My bed is calling you Jones." And the jerk is back. I stopped my self from strangling him.
Not now Danny he is driving.
"Can you stop flirting for one whole minute?"
"I wasn't flirting. I was telling the truth. But we can take it as slow as you want Danny." He said placing his hand on my bare thigh and I slapped it off. I am blushing really hard right now.
A moment ago I was thinking how nice of a guy he is and now he is irritating the hell out me.
This infuriating jerk.
"So where were you in the first half?" I remembered asking Kyle and Brody just before the whole cranberry's juice spilling and boob watching incident.
Hunter got tensed. He was not making eye contact which was really weird of him. He always talks while looking into others eyes. I could tell he is getting uneasy.
"Nothing just had some work." Well this seems odd.
"What work?" He looked at me and suddenly like a light bulb glowed in his mind. His uneasy look got replaced by his infamous smirk.
"Getting a little too interested in me Danny? Do you have a secret crush on me darling?" I can't believe I blushed on this. I couldn't even say anything to this. What was I supposed to say? And he knew it would shut me up but I will find out what this work was Hunter Donnavan. You won this time but you will not the next.
muahahahahahah.
I was totally engaged in my evil world when I looked up at him.
Suddenly his face fell and he got serious.
"I am sorry Danny. It's just that I get nervous around you. I totally forget what to say, what to do."
What? The school's biggest playboy gets nervous around me? The certified nerd?
"I want to tell you something." He looked at me with pleading eyes.
Oh my god what is he going to say?
I am freaking out now.
Panic
Heartbeat rising.
"I really liked your Cute Kitten bra."
And then I jumped on him.
And it's not sexual.
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