《Mori X Reader》Dinner with your uncles!
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I could feel the tension rising at the Kitchen table. My uncles were about to ask intrusive questions, and I was putting it off for as long as I could.
"So Takashi, I hear you are in a hosting club?" Uncle Yoriu asked
"Yeah." Mori answered
Please talk tonight! Please!!!
"Not quite the talker is he y/n?" Uncle Mitochi said laughing
"Takashi, I want what's best for my dear sweet niece. So I need to make sure you're up to certain standards," Uncle Kinito said slyly
Holy shit here it comes. Please let us still have a relationship when we leave here!
"So we need to ask a few questions." Uncle Kinito told him
"I understand." Mori told them
"How old are you?" Mitochi asked
"18." Mori stated
"Do you have plans on going to collage?" Yoriu asked
"Yes." Mori said holding my hand under the table
"Are you inheriting your families companies?" Kinito inquired
"Yes."
"What are your intentions with my niece?" Mitochi asked
Dear god, please let him give my uncle a good answer. If he doesn't I'm afraid he has no future in Japan.
"I plan to marry her." Mori answered as if he thought about this
Note to self. You picked a kickass boyfriend.
"How can you be so sure? I mean people make mistakes and my niece doesn't deal with disrespect." Yoriu said sipping his drink.
He isn't wrong.
"I love y/n. I wouldn't dream of disrespecting her." Mori told them
"I like him Kinita!" Mitochi exclaimed
Thank god! He has a future after all. My other uncles haven't said anything yet.
"Do you have any STD's?" Yoriu asked
"Okay! That's enough let's enjoy this meal the cooks worked so hard to cook!" I interrupted
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"Of course y/n! Just let the boy answer the question." My other uncle Kinita told me
"No sir, I don't have any STD's" Mori said adjusting his tie
"How can you be so sure?"
"I'm a virgin." Mori told them
He was a virgin?! Ooi? What!
"You did good kid. I like you as well!" Kinita told him
I knew my uncle Yoriu would be the hardest to convince. I looked at my uncle and he was staring holes into Mori's head.
"You're in your last year of high school correct?" Yoriu asked
What was he getting to?
"Yes sir,"
"What would you want with my niece? She is still in her second year, you and her seem like complete opposites. You don't talk a lot, she can talk someone's ear off, you're nearly as tall as me but she is barely five foot, y/n is outgoing and you are stoic. I don't see how you two are going to work out." Yurio said leaning forward
"Uncle!" I exclaimed
"He's fine y/n. The reason I love y/n is because she is so different from me. I come from a family of very talkative, outgoing people and I couldn't stand being with someone like me because it would get boring. " Mori told My uncles
Yoriu leaned back in his chair.
"Takashi, you remind me of myself when I was your age, so young and ambitious. I want you to be very aware of the vows you just made here tonight under my roof. For now I like you but things are always changing." My uncle Yoriu said seriously
"Yes, sir."
"So y/n I hear your dad is coming to Tokyo to visit you. I hear he has very important news!" Mitochi said more friendly than when he was talking to Mori
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"Really?! Is he bringing mom? He didn't tell me anything!" I said very happy
"He said something about mar-" my uncle Kinita was interrupted by my other uncle Yoriu
"It's a surprise Kinita. Don't spoil it." Yurio said fast
"Right. I don't know what you'll think it'll either be the best news of your life or the worst." Mitochi said laughing
"So how are my cousins? They don't call very often." I asked
"Momiji tried to call Thursday I believe," Kinita told me
"I had practice. Since when does Momiji live with you?" I asked
"Her mother convinced her to move away from her piece of shit husband." Yurio never liked anyone that was married into our family
"If I do remember correctly, you were the one who introduced them uncle Yuri." I said slightly smiling
"I didn't know they were going to get married! I thought business partners was as far as it was going." Yurio defended himself
"I always thought they were cute! Are they having issues?" Mitochi asked Kinita
"He wants her to have a bunch of babies and stay at home. And well you know Momiji." Kinita said laughing
"So Takashi, how are your parents? Is brother still talking his lips off?" Mitochi asked
"Yeah, still very stubborn too" Mori told them smiling
He was really trying!
"How old is he now? I haven't seen him since he was still learning to walk!" Kinita told Mori
"He's quite the looker! He's what 14? A spitting image of Akira!" Yurio told them
"Yeah almost 15." Mori informed them
"So who's in this host club? Katherine informed me you posted a picture with the Hitachiin twins." Kinita asked
"Kyoya Ootori, Tamaki Souh, Honey, and Haruhi Fujioka." I said smiling
"Yoshio's boy? He's smart! I went to a dinner party of theirs not too long ago and I feel like he could easily surpass his brothers." Mitochi said
"I don't know about him but Tamaki Souh has a very bright future ahead of him. Acts just like his father! He made Katuka fall in love with him! For the next weeknit was 'Tamaki this or Tamaki that!'" Yurio said laughing
"Katuka is only 7!" I said laughing along with them
People think my uncles are ruthless, savages who have no morals. In actuality they are just like gossiping housewives.
"Still nervous?" I whispered to Mori
"They do nothing but gossip! How did they get such an intimidating reputation?" He asked
"I don't know. You did good thought, are you ready?" I asked
"No I want to stay a little longer" he said holding back a laugh
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