《Daughter of the Nine tails》Chpt 21: Jiraiya The Pervy Sage!!
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I wrapped my arms around my dad's neck. Dad chuckled at me and we left the hospital room I was in. Normally if I pass out I remember stuff but this time I don't remember anything.
"Hey sensei, when can I get to training?" I asked, tilting my head.
"Kitsune you know what the doctor said about your arm. She wants you to be easy and rest" Dad explained.
I groaned, "But I wanna train! My arm doesn't even bother me anymore. Come on!"
Once we got to the hallway that leads out of the hospital, my ears picked up a very familiar sound. Picking my head up I could see a blonde wearing an orange jacket. I grinned, it was Nana!
"Nah! Come on lady!" Naruto whined.
"Quiet down Naruto, this is a hospital" said my Dad smoothly. I roll my eyes at his cool guy act.
"Boy sensei am I glad to see you! I gotta ask you a favor!" said Naruto.
"Stop right there. I already know what you're going to ask me. I have been searching for someone to oversee your training for the final round " Dad said.
Naruto gave him a face, "Hold on! Why can't you train me sensei!!"
"I have matters to take care of. I don't have time to deal with you"
"Don't tell me!?! You're going to train Sasuke, aren't you!" I giggled at Naruto's antics.
"I found a sensei who's more reliable than I am!" stated my dad.
"Well...Who is it?" questioned Naruto. I look over and my face pales a bit. Oh no, my father really had to pick this perv as his teacher.
"Its me!" said Ebisu, the perv of all the jounin.
"YOU! YOU CLOSET PERVERT!" Naruto dramatically exclaims.
"Such insolence" Ebisu said fixing his glasses.
I laughed and my eyes started to tear up. Naruto started to complain about Ebisu and I was too busy laughing. My father glared at me from the corner of his eyes, so I quieted down. I watched the very dramatic scene unfold.
"Alright Ebisu I leave Naruto in your capable hands" Dad said turning around. I waved to Naruto who looked annoyed.
I adjusted my hold on my dad and laid my head on his shoulder. I looked up to see a lady walking towards us. I think she was the doctor I woke to seeing today. She smiled at us, I just stared. Once she was in front of us she handed something to my dad.
"These are Kitsune's medication" the doctor began, "and Kitsune you must stay away from training. You're arm is slowly healing and anymore damage done to it can cause you to have to wear a cast."
I nod glancing down at my bandaged arm. With that the doctor walked on down the hallway. I yawned of boredom. Hmmm I should go see what Naruto's training is up to. I hop off my dad's back and walk in front of him.
"I'm going to go see how Naruto's trainings going" I grin.
"Alright just don't hurt yourself anymore" dad says
I grin and run out of the hospital. I then realize I have no idea where Ebisu is going to to be holding his training. Well if Ebisu is a perv then... I know where to now. I start running towards my destination... Or maybe not.
I look ahead to see my blonde friend running around the village. I run after him and pounce on his back. He came to a sudden halt.
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"Hey Naruto, what are you doing?" I ask
"Looking for someone. Hey Kitsune have you seen a old man, with red stripes on his face and white hair?" questioned Naruto.
"Umm no, not that I know of" I answer.
Naruto groans and grabs my hand. I squeak and he drags me along with him while he runs. I follow him as he calls out the name "Pervy Sage". I have no idea why Naruto would be looking for a perv.
"Where did he disappear to" Naruto says.
We continue until I hear a woman screaming. Naruto and I look at each other and follow the scream. It lead us to a small diner.
"What do you think you're doing, you disgusting old man?" screeches as woman.
Walking out of the diner was a angry women and an old man matching Naruto's description.
"I'm sorry, but you have a such a beautiful pair of soft and lovely, uh, hands! You really do have beautiful hands. How do you keep them so soft?" says the perv.
"Filthy beast!" the lady exclaims and slaps the guy. I wince at the sight of it so does Naruto.
"What was I thinking? This guy is really pathetic. He's even pervier than my last trainer. Not like I have much choice" Naruto sighs.
"Why bother him Naruto, he's really weird" I say.
"Well he's the only person that can train me. He knocked out my last teacher and Kakashi sensei won't teach me" Naruto states.
I sigh at him but nod. Naruto pulls me along as he walks towards the guy.
"Hmm looks like the women in this town are no friendlier than before. Still, I like them feisty" the guy chuckles to himself as we are standing behind him.
"So you've been here before, huh" Naruto asked breaking his train of thought
"Huh you again... Well hello beautiful!" The guy says staring at me. I start to pale.
"Normally I don't go for younger women but I can make you an exception" says the guy. He reaches and touches my ear.
I scream and hide behind Naruto. Naruto looks at me and gives me a sorry look. Then he glares back at the old guy.
"I'm surprised they don't make you wear a leash. You old pervert!" exclaims Naruto.
"Shh! You know, I wish you wouldn't use the word "pervert"" says the guy. I stuck my tongue out at him.
"Oh, yeah! Well, tell me how you like the word "joke". 'Cause that's what you are mister. A joke! First I get stuck with a closet perv, and now, oh can't I get a trainer that--? Ah!" Naruto rants on.
The old guy suddenly picks him up and throws Naruto into a jar. He then puts a rock on it. "There you go kid. You can train in there for a while"
"Hey! HEY! Don't you dare touch a hair on Kitsune or else I was strangle you!" Naruto exclaims from the jar.
The guy stops to look at me, "Kitsune? Is that your name...cutie"
I scream and do the only thing I can do. I grab him by his shirt. I summon a whole bunch of chakra throughout my body. I wince slightly but I start spinning and I threw him. He made a weird sound as he flew in the air and landed gosh knows where.
I let out a breath and sit on the floor. That was tiring that guy has a weight like a ton. Naruto suddenly springs out from the jar and looks at me.I rub the back of my neck.
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"Hey where did he go?"
"I threw him..."
Naruto sweat dropped at me and I just laughed.
**Time Skip***
I was waiting in a nearby tree waiting for Naruto to go find the pervy sage. I really didn't want to deal him so that's why I'm waiting. I look to see Naruto running past the tree with the biggest grin ever.
"Wait Naruto! Slow down!" I exclaim jumping out of the tree.
"Hurry up Kitsune! I have to find a fruit with a lot of curves in it! I do that and he will train me!" Naruto said
We jump over a fallen log, "Are you sure he meant a fruit and not anything else?"
"Yup! I'm positive, believe it" Naruto grinned.
"Okay, Naruto whatever you say"
After we get the pervy sage's fruit, we go wander around trying to find him. My ears flick when I hear a very loud voice. Naruto drags me once more and we follow the voice.
"Hey, pervy sage, I'm back!" Naruto announces. The girls sitting across from the perv start giggling at Naruto's nickname for him.
"Little squirt! I thought I told you to stop calling me that" He growls.
"Look, I got you one, just the way you like'em! A ripe and luscious one with curves!" Naruto grins holding the giant watermelon in his hands.
The sage's eyes starts to twitch slightly, "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU MORON!" Dramatically he cuts the watermelon into slices on the table.
Naruto's mouth waters at the sight of the melons. I grab one and start digging in. I hum at the taste of the fruit. It was so yummy! I could tell by the look on Naruto's face he agrees to. After like five minutes, Naruto was patting his stomach.
"Man that hit the spot!" Naruto sighs happily. I roll my eyes at his actions.
The pervy guy slowly got up from his seat and started to stretch. Naruto looks at him and get up.
"Ah I must be off. I've wasted too much time already" says the guy.
"Hey! What are you talking about? Where are you going? What about my training? We had a deal!" Naruto questions.
"I don't give a flying fish about your training! I have my research to conduct" answers the perv.
"Hmp! Research, my butt. It's not like I don't have better things to do than hang around with a pervy old coot like you. I've got to train until I'm stronger than anyone because I've got to pass the Chunin exams. Than, someday I'm gonna be hokage!!" Naruto exclaims, pointing at the guy.
"Huh! That's a good one. Tell me, did you fall on your head when you were
a baby. Is that what makes you this way? Now I know you're wasting my time" He said, "That's enough. I need to get on with my research. For that I need a lovely lady. No fruits, no vegetables, but a lady!!"
Naruto just stares at him, and I just stand behind Naruto. I feel very unsafe around his guy sometimes.
"A lady? Oh, if that's what you wanted, why didn't you just say so? No problem!" Naruto cracks his knuckles and forms a hand sign.
I shake my head at Naruto. Suddenly he turns into a female version of himself with all the female parts covered. I covered my face and groaned. The sage seemed to be enjoying every second of it. I kinda dosed for a bit until Naruto started walking with the sage. I followed along, and I hopped on his back.
I look back at the sage. I tilt my head trying to figure out where I have seen him before. Besides him writing those books my father reads, I know his face from somewhere. We journey until we get to a river. The sage hits on the ground and Naruto sits next to him.
"Okay. We'll just pretend none of that happened. Now, let's begin your training." says the sage.
"And you really mean it this time" Naruto questions looking at the guy.
"A sage always, means what he says. Now, go ahead and show me that technique you were working on before"
Naruto gets up and walks towards the water. I look at the sage, I still haven't figured out who he is yet.
"Hey pervy sage? What's your real name" I ask.
"My name is Jiraiya, and I'm a toad sage" Jiraiya says.
"I see" I say and my thoughts trail off. My attention goes back to Naruto, staring to walk on water.
My tail wags that Naruto learns a new training technique. Then Naruto slips and falls in. Jiraiya snicker and starts laughing. Naruto comes up and he looks annoyed. I giggle slightly covering my mouth. Naruto comes onto the land.
"You really do need help, don't you" chuckles Jiraiya.
"I should know now to take my clothes off first" Naruto says. He throws off his clothes leaving him in his boxers.
If I was someone else, would have probably let out a scream. I have known Naruto for a good half my life. I am use to him being this way.
"Hey, why don't you build up chakra one more time" Jiraiya suggest.
"Can't I dry off a little first?" Naruto asks.
"Now! Do it."
Naruto groans and starts forming his chakra. I watch Jiraiya as he is deep thought. He glances at me then back towards Naruto. I lay on the ground, and close my eyes. I eyes open once more when I heard Naruto laughing. Jiraiya smiles and stands up putting his arm behind him back.
"Okay, Raise your arms up high over your head" Jiraiya randomly says.
"Huh?"
"It's a trust exercise. Come on raise em high!" Jiraiya smiles raising one arm over his head. While the other is behind his back.
Naruto slowly does it but has a weirded out look on his face. I sit up and I felt a small gust of chakra. I look at Jiraiya, as he moves his free hand from behind his back.
"Five pronged seal, release!" Jiraiya exclaimed. He slams his hand into Naruto's stomach, knocking the air out of him. Naruto hits the ground with a thud.
I jump up but Jiraiya gives me a look. I was a look reading that he wasn't going to hurt Naruto. Naruto slowly gets up and holds his stomach. Jiraiya tells Naruto to go walk on water again. Luckily Naruto actually does it. I cheer and I run towards Naruto. I tackle him knocking us both in the water. I come up and spit water.
"Okay out of the pool!" Jiraiya says. We look at him.
"Huh?"
"Come on in. I'm going to teach you a killer technique. You to Kitsune, you can learn as well" Jiraiya says.
I jump up and run towards Jiraiya, "Really do you mean it!?"
Naruto follows right behind me, "You mean like something really powerful and destructive?"
Jiraiya sits on a rock, so Naruto and I sit in front of him. "There is something I need you two to understand before we go any further. I don't thing you're even aware of it. Both of you possess two chakras"
"Huh? Two chakras?" Naruto question.
"Why do, aren't normal people suppose to have only one chakra" I ask acting stupid. I already knew about my chakra.
"Yes that's true both you two are very special. Haven't you ever felt the presence of a different chakra." asks Jiraiya.
Naruto starts to think about it, "Hmm. I do kinda remember there was this one time. It was like, all of a sudden, I had this weird upsurge of power, and I didn't know where it came from. I don't remember when it was exactly. I almost thought it was a dream"
"But I do remember feeling that this was something different than my usual chakra. My normal chakra.. Well, if it was a color, it'd be blue but this was red" Naruto continued.
"I see what about you Kitsune" Jiraiya says.
I look at my arm and I get a sudden flashback, "Well it during the chunin elimination exam. I kinda don't remember much but I know I was battling Anko, when.. I just snapped. After I felt a weird source of chakra then my mind goes blank."
Naruto looks at me, and I look at him. I smile and then look at the toad sage in front of me. We sat in silence for a good couple of minutes. Naruto changed back into his clothes. We then headed back towards the village.
"That's enough training for today" Jiraiya says.
Naruto whines, "What, already? What about that killer technique? Come on! I'm just getting started. Let's go!"
"Yeah come on Jiraiya-san!" I exclaim. I give him my puppy dog face.
"In training as in cooking, a watched pot never boils. Now let's go back to town and have a real bath, not one where you fall in okay?" Jiraiya says.
Naruto fist pumps the air and cheers. I smile and look at the sky. There was no point for me to head back to the hospital. I hugged Naruto and grinned at Jiraiya before running off. I decided I'm just gonna go home.
As I started walking, time sped up on me. It was now nightfall and mostly everyone was home. Every once and awhile I would see.a couple of people walking. For the most part the village was quiet. I jumped onto the nearest rooftop. I then started walking again. I could see my house up ahead, and I felt uneasy. I felt like I was being watched.
My ear flicked and I quickly turned around. I thought I heard something, guess I was wrong. I turn back around and I scream. I fall backwards on the roof and I look up. Something slowly starts to wrap around my body. I struggle until I am pulled off the ground. I then come face to face with someone I didn't think I was ever going to see...
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