《Meemaw x Donald Trump》Get it to it Meemaw
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Aight I'm bored here is part 2
No Smut in this chapter lad
Word count: 189
"11 more days,'' Meemaw thought, her hands shaking. "11 more days until he's out of office. 11 more days until he stops giving me money. 11 more days and I'll have nobody else to peg." Meemaw said outloud quietly, getting weird stares from the others in the retirement home.
"Please Meemaw," William, an old rich dude said from across the room. Meemaw glared at him. Pausing his game of poker with Betrude, William continued, "You're being over dramatic, at the end of the day you can always peg me."
"Pass the weed," Meemaw told Betty before replying, "William shut your crusty ass up."
Gasps were heard across the room.
"What did you just say to me?" William said.
Meemaw continued, "I said shut the fuck up with your musty crusty ass. You be actin' all straight and shit but I know what you and Pence are up to every Friday."
More gasps were heard across the room.
"You're lying!" William accuses.
William smirks as everyone in the room sighs in relief.
"Am I?" Meemaw says.
Everyone looks at William, shocked.
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