"So who'as he?" I ask as I plop down a chair beside Sam.

"Who?" She asks while sipping her juice.

I smirk. "You know? Mr. When-did-you-get-out-of-jail?"

She chokes on her juice.

Laughing I pat her back. "What? Couldn't handle a joke?"

Wiping her mouth she throws me a death glare. "Fuck you."

Chuckling I lean back in my chair. It was lunch time and Chloe was doing her math assignment. Shocker.

And Alexis was probably making out with her boyfriend in the janitor's closet. Again, shocker.

"No seriously. Who's he?"

Sam waves it off with a shrug. "Just an old friend."

"With benefits?" I ask wagging my eyebrows.

She makes a disgusted face. "Yuck no. He's hot and all but I think of him more as a brother than a fucker. "

I nod professionally. "Nice rhyming. Keep it up and soon you'll top what's-that-old-guy-I-read-about-in-history-class?"

"Einstein, I think?" Sam says as she scratches her head in confusion. "But wasn't he a fashion designer?"

I frown in confusion. "No, Einstein was a werewolf. Probably a Beta."

Chloe lifts her head from her textbook and gives us an unimpressed look. Sighing she shakes her head at us, as if we were truly hopeless. "Shakespeare was the poet, you idiots! And why the hell would Einstein be a fashion designer much less an werewolf?!"

We blatantly ignore her and proceed to the more important task at hand.

Finding information on the new hot guy who somehow resembled those bad boys in those books!

"What's his name?"

"Ryder Woods."

"Is he new here?" I ask propping my elbows up on the table.

"Is this an CIA interrogation?" She fires back with a glare.

I roll my eyes and say "Knowing you, I kind of suspect that you have been through a number of those too."

She gives me a secretive smile which I choose to ignore for my sanity's sake.

"Just answer the damn question," I say giving her a flat stare.

"Not really," Sam says biting her lip. "He lived here before. But he moved away at the end of sophomore year."

Sophomore? That explains why I don't know him since I just moved here at the beginning of junior year.

A flash of memories from my past school flashes in front of my eyes, but I blink it away.

No, Lisa. Not the time.

It wouldn't do anything to ponder over a stupid past.

My thoughts are interrupted by Sam."No one really knows what happened but suddenly he's back. Wanna know what I think? He probably got arrested for vandalizing or fighting in the Times Square."

I cock an eyebrow at her. "So is he some kind of a gang leader or something?"

She shrugs and continues to sip her juice.

Uh huh. Totally not suspicious.

Raising an eyebrow at her vague answer, my eyes wander towards Chloe. "Hey, Kevin's throwing a party this weekend to celebrate the start of our senior year. Wanna go?"

She looks up at me and smiles, "Thanks for the offer but I have tons of homework to do this weekend. You guys go and have fun."

"Excuse me? Did you ever think of inviting me?" Sam asks as she glares at me playfully.

"Oh please." I roll my eyes at her, "As if you won't go if I don't invite you."

She sticks her tongue out at me childishly.

"Come on, Chloe," Rolling my eyes I turn towards her again, "One night? It'll be so much fun!"

Smiling slightly she shakes her head at me.

"Geez. You're such a good girl." Sam mutters.

My eyes widen in sudden realization.

Oh my god.

This couldn't be happening.

My heart starts to beat frantically as I stare at Chloe's form.

That sentence is misleading in so many ways.

"What?" Chloe raises a skeptical eyebrow at me, "Why are you looking at me with heart shaped eyes?"

I stay silent for a moment and then suddenly start jumping up and down.

"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!" I gasp excitedly as I start jumping up and down.

Both of them look at me as if I was crazy.

"What the fuck is she doing?" Sam whispers to Chloe as she throws me a weird look.

Chloe's expression is also same. "A Bollywood break dance perhaps?"

"Imitation of a man who hasn't peed in days?"

Chloe shrugs at Sam, "Maybe an imitation of those weird animes she watches 24/7?"

Sam was going to say something else but is cut off by me shaking her shoulders violently, "Don't you get it? Your friend Ryder is a bad boy. Right? With leather jackets and motorbikes? And she..." My eyes drift towards Chloe.

"Is a good girl," Sam smirks.

Chloe groans. "Oh, fuck no!"

I gasp loudly. "Bad word Chloe!"

"You say it all the time!"

"Yes but...Oh fuck it! Do you understand what's happening? For the first time in history our school has a hot bad boy not some wannabe crackpot! And you're the good girl!" I squeal shaking her shoulders violently, "And there's a party this weekend! It's just like a story!"

Glaring at me she pulls away from me, "Stop shaking me!"

I stand up clapping my hands excitedly, "God! We have to go to this party now! 8 out of ten times, the guy and the girl meet at a party!"

Sam shakes her head at me in amusement, "Then shall I invite him?"

"Yes!"

"No!" Chloe shouts, "Stop encouraging her!"

I pinch her cheeks lovingly, "Aww..you don't want to go the party?"

"No!"

I pat her head in understanding, "Don't worry. None of the characters want to go but their best friends drag them anyway."

Slapping my hands away she huffs, "Stop reading those good girl & bad boy stories on Wattpad!"

"No can do," I grin excitedly, "I have so much to plan! I want to be the maid of honor at you wedding okay?"

Chloe growls at me, "Are you even listening? I don't even like that guy's aura! He's bad news!"

I squeal in delight and wipe an imaginary tear away, "Spoken like a true heroine. None of them like the guy at first anyway."

Sam bursts out in laughter, "Christ! This is way to funny to let go! Don't worry Lisa. I'll help you no matter what!"

Hugging her I squeal, "I know. That's why I love you!"

Then I turn and shout to the entire cafeteria, "WE'RE GONNA BE GODMOTHERS!"

The entire room bursts into laughter, already used to my antics. My grin wavers slightly but I hold it up.

Yes, that's what you are, Lisa.

A comedian. A joker.

Holding my head high and plastering a fake smile, I walk towards Kevin who was watching me with amused eyes, "We're in. We're coming to your party."

Kevin chuckles, "All of you? Sam too, right?"

I roll my eyes at him playfully, "Yes, yes. The love of your life is coming too."

I walk away when a few of my other friends call me ignoring a very furious Chloe and a Sam on the verge of choking because of laughter.

No time for depressing thoughts.

I have a matchmaking to plan!

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