《Draco X toilet》SHAKIRA FINALE
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Draco is 13
He is very musty
He is currently taking a shat on the toilet
"MY BUTTTHOLE CANT MAKE MY POO GO WHAT THE HECK" "he shouted "DRACO SHUT THE HELL UP" his mom shouted 😜 Draco started crying " WHY IS MOM SO MEAN I JUST CANT PUSH MY DUMP OUT OF MY ARSE" he shouted again.somebody knocked on the door of the casa lol 👹👹 "it better be Harry styles or else I'm crying cause I'm TRYING TO DUMP"he said. He didn't flush toilet cause he's a toenail and why not. He washed hands and pulled up and left bathroom and opens door. "Your not Harry styles the hell" he said to the lady "I'm shakira you yt boy" shakira said moving her hips.
I'm the aut- I mean the queen here hoe." She said. "Draco let shakira in the house. "I'm going to tele you something...." she whispered looking around. "I'm a witch lol😜🤪👹😏" she said smiling. Draco looked like a wussy who was so traumatized.
Laugh out loud 😫
Anyway back to story 😜
Draco stood up from the couch "want to see my backyard" he asked "shore" shakira said as they wobbled to the back door.
Backyard 😏
(Can't believe I'm giving draco such a pretty backyard but it's for the sake of shakira only)
"This place is pretty" shakira says "not as pretty as you" Draco says. "I KNOW RIGHT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO AGREE LIKE IM SO PRETTY DO YOU SEE ME!" She yelled in his ear. Draco died lol 😝 "finally crusty is gone lol time to kill his family "
Shakira killed all of Draco's family members
lol 😝 😆
(they were sarcastic emojis😟😟😟)
The end🙄
i guess 😕
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