《Draco X toilet》waka waka sequel
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i couldn't find a bad pic of draco because i couldn't bare looking at him (im jk) but its ok because i have this from like idk
also if i spelt anything wrong or said something bad like potty words pls tell me 😟😟😟
btw if i read this again and its so cringe ill take it down 😍😍
also this whole story is just sarcasm so pls dont hate me lol 😍😍😍😍
btw the ages are obvioulsy off bc dracos an alien bc i said so
draco is now a 1st year in hogwarts he misses toiletenna
(yes he named the toilet 🙄)
"hey draco" a random gir- i mean his bestie said 🙄🙄
🙄🙄 "what do you want" he barked no really he barked
😟😟
"hairy broke his arm and now has a disease!" she cried because why not 😐😏😕
"pansy i dont give A CRAP ABOUT WHAT HE HAS" he shouted 🙄🙄
"well you should you baboon" another one of his random friends said
"dont talk to me thats why you got white pubes ya ugly rat😒😒😒" draco said 🥰🥰
he ran away because why not
"stop bullying him draco i bet your second name was gonna be failed abortion 🙄🙄🙄" goblin said (i forgot his name😭😭😭)
"WOW GOBLIN I TRUSTED YOU😭😭😭😭 I EVEN TOLD YOU MY FEELINGS ABOUT HAIRY YOU MUSTY HORSE I HOPE YOU DROWN 😭😭😭😭" he cried and ran away falling down the stairs to his death until hairy saved him 🤩🤩🤩🤩
"o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- oh im sorry 😐 " draco stuttered very very very much that he could be the next y/n.
"can you not you crusty white boy 😐😐😐" hairy said pushing him off
"im sorry pa- i mean da- i mean hairy 😏😏😏"
(ive been writing for like 20 mins and i only have like 200 words like DAMN 😐😐😭😐😐😭😐)
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anyways
draco went to his room and cried and started sing fight song 😐
(im mocking all those 2014 wattpad stories im not this weird and cringe and this is so embarrassing but idc 😍😍😍)
"t-t-t-t-this i-i-i-is m-m-m- my fight song-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU CRUSTY WHITE DUMB DONKEY KONG LOOKING RAT BEFORE I BEAT YOU UP YOU OOMPA LOOPMA😒😒" crab yelled 😟😟😟
"PLAY THIS INSTEAD" GOYLE YELLED FROM OUTSIDE THE DOOR
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yes i did that😐😐😐
and ill do it again
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see im such i good author
(looking back at this editing it what was i on tbh but this is a masterpiece)
"dayum you got some good taste in music baes 😩😩😩" crab told goyle
"I HATE YOU 😭😭😭😭😭" draco shouted
draco went back home and kissed toilet 😏😏😍😍😩😩😍😍😩😭😍
the end lol 🙄
anyways goodnight cause it's literally 2am rn 😩😏
enjoy that cherish it now
the end again🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒😒
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