《Haikyuu Text Messages》35. Bokuakakuroken
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Bokuto Koutaro x Akaashi Keiji x Kuroo Tetsuro x Kozume Kenma
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Descriptions of a panic attack (briefly)
Akaken's 2nd year / Bokuroo's 3rd year
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hey akaashi
hello, kuroo-san.
we're still meeting up today, right?
well, there hasn't been a change in any of our plans, afaik
ok
bo asked me to get along with you
no thx
you're an ass /hj
i think you're a dick (hj) so that matches up.
you think I'm a dick?
i'll show you dick.
that's gay, akaashi
i...not like that.
sure.
well, maybe..
:O
just.. y'know how they say you only fall in love with 3 people in your lifetime?
yes?
i think i fell in love with 3 people at the same time..
oh...
and how do you feel about that?
they're all amazing people and I like spending time with each of them..
who are they?
umm...
it's ok if you're not comfortable with that, but what are they like?
person a, b and c..
ok, umm... person a is the first one of them I got to know
they have a... bright personality, to say the least..
they're the most optimistic person i've met and they always smile and they're hyperactive. and i really think they might have adhd
they sound like someone I know 😏 (I SAW HOW YOU LOOK AT HIM DURING OUR MATCHES U GAY PIECE OF SHIT)
um... yeah. (shut up)
that's great, akaashi!! (come here and shut me up then)
(well if you're offering~)
what about the other two?
well, person b's existence is just calming
how so?
being in their presence always makes me happy after a long day.. the thought of anything bad happening to them upsets me. they're an introvert but definitely not shy. their eyes shine when they talk about stuff they like
that also sounds like someone I know (UR SO GAY OMFG)
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well, you have known him for nearly all ur life so... (STFU SO ARE U MF)
and the last one? (eh true)
person c is different than the other two... they're like a mix of a and b. they're an ambivert and can match person a and b's personalities without any problem. and spending time with them is fun, we tease each other on a daily basis (tho i think it started with me being mean to them after they flirted with me bcs i don't know how to respond to someone so openly flirting with me)
but we also talk about the movies we watch, the books we read. they're always there for me and I know that, and I really trust them. i hope they feel as safe as i feel with them.. if it's like a sunny day with person a, and a rainy (cozy) day with person b, with person c it's snowing with the sun shining...
oh um
sorry, kuroo-san, i think i rambled too much.
no, no. it's okay. glad to know you trust me enough to tell me.
akaashi, i'm sorry if i'm overstepping your boundaries, but...
is there a possibility that person c is.. me?
uhm..
...yeah
i'm sorry, kuroo-san.
i know you like kenma.
i didn't mean to fall in love with you..
i think it's best if i don't come over.
um.. just... yeah... sorry..
you can just tell bokuto-san and kenma that i'm sick or sth
i'm sprry
i'm sotty i frll im lobe eith tou
akaashi, it's okay.
are you alright?
i tjink i'm javinf a psnic attsck
shit. okay stay where you are.
i dom't tjink i csn mobe anywsys lol
*In real life*
*Kuroo, who was planning on picking Akaashi up on his way to Bokuto's, runs over to Akaashi's. When he gets there, he picks up the spare key from under the pot and opens the door, running up to Akaashi's room. He knocks on the door*
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Kuroo: Keiji, it's me. Can I come in?
*After hearing no response, he slowly pushes the door open to see Akaashi on the floor, with the back of his hand silencing his sobs into small muffled sounds. Kuroo's shatters into pieces, seeing him like that*
*Kuroo, kneeling besides Akaashi*: Can I touch you?
*Akaashi nods and Kuroo hugs him, tightly as Akaashi takes his hand off of his mouth and sobs loudly. Kuroo gently runs his fingers through Akaashi's soft hair and occasionally whispers "It's going to be ok", "I've got you" and "I'm here" into his ear*
*A few minutes later, Akaashi's sobs die down and he sniffles a few times*
Kuroo: Are you feeling better?
Akaashi: Yes, Kuroo-san. I'm sorry you had to see that. Um... I'm ok now. You can leave..
Kuroo: Why?
Akaashi: I- it's gotta be awkward to be near me..
Kuroo: I don't think it's awkward to be near my crush, who admitted having a crush on me too.
Akaashi: Wait- what?
Akaashi: But what about Kenma?
*Kuroo, snorting*: What, you can have 3 crushes but I can't?
*Akaashi, too baffled to even form the question of whether Kuroo has a crush on Bokuto too*: You- do- him-
*Kuroo, chuckles*: No, I haven't "done" Bokuto yet. Yes, I have a crush on him too.
Akaashi: Can... can I kiss you?
*Kuroo kisses Akaashi*
Kuroo: I like you, Keiji.
Kuroo: Will you be my boyfriend?
Akaashi: Yes. I would really like that.
**
I have something to say.
Kenma, Bokuto, get ur asses online
Are you..
Yea
And so should you
ik, ik.
wtf r u guys talking about
they're talking in code D:
so... akaashi is my boyfriend now
OMG CONGRATS
knew it'd happen with all your flirting lmaoo
bo and i are also dating
WHAT
SINCE WHEN?!?!
last week
yea :D
um.. so..
the thing i actually wanted to say was that i have a crush on you
ON WHO BRO?!?!
on both of you.
and so do i.
WAIT WHAT
IS THIS A CONFESSION?!?!?!?
ARE THEY CONFESSING TO US!?!??!
omgomgomg
IT'S HAPPENING LSDLAKDJASDLJASD
we have a crush on you two too
WAIT WHAT
YEAH KENMA AND I WERE TALKING AND I HAD SENSED HE LIKED YOU TWO AND SO I CONFESSED THAT I LIKED HIM SO WE STARTED DATING BUT WE WEREN'T SURE IF U LIKED US BACK SO WE DIDN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING IN CASE Y'KNOW
OMG DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN BE BFS NOW?!?!!?
OMG KASJDLASDLASD
WILL YOU TWO BE MY BOYFRIENDS?!?!?
yea :))))
YESS :DD
Will you two be my boyfriends as well?
ofc
YESYESYES KSLAJDALDASKLD
I'M SO HAPPY OMG SKALDJAL
where r u two?
we're over at akaashi's
weren't we supposed to meet at mine tho?
well... kuroo had to come over to mine when i had a panic attack..
OMG KAASHI ARE YOU OK!?!?!?
i'm fine now, bo :)
that's good to hear
so we're just coming over to akaashi's?
if you want to, ofc
omw
me 2
HEY HEY HEY
KENMA :DD
hi bo :)
can i help u w/ anything?
yeah actually
do u have a crush on kuroo and kaashi?
um yea..
pls don't tell them
i don't think they like me back
well i have a crush on them too!!
u do?
YEAH
and you too
you like me?
YES :D
omg
r u fr
it's ok if u don't like me back, ken :)
NO NO NO
I LIKE YOU
REALLY MUCH
aND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO BE MY BF?
YES OMG ALSJDLKASDLASD
I'M DATING YOU :DDD
YOU'RE DATING ME :D
but seriously tho
do u think they like us back?
irdk ken :(
well, even if they don't, at least we have e/o, right?
AND IF THEY REJECT US WE CAN WATCH CHEESY ROM-COMS WHILE CRYING AND EATING ICE-CREAM
great idea, bo, i'd love that :)
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