《Haikyuu Text Messages》47. Kyouhaba
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Kyoutani Kentarou x Yahaba Shigeru
Iwaoi (Iwaizumi x Oikawa)
Warnings: None
Post-timeskip
Non-binary Oikawa (they/them)
So my mom said, "I raised a perfectly well behaved kid"
And my excuse of a husband had the AUDACITY TO SAY "Oh yes I've met Rie-san"
JHDSJFHFSDFKSDFSDHFJ
NICE BURN BRO
Their mom started to laugh too
I rlly rlly lobe him
omg did maddog-chan fall in love~~
also r u drunk?
very
i realiswd it im our secomd year of hs
i had a dteam
whre he came up to mw and kissed mw
theb i woke up amd i wad likw "shpt"
and I realised I was in love with my idiot when he said "what the hell does cia even stand for? cum in ass? gay as hell" in the middle of the night.
we were 15 at the time.
what 💀
he was very sleep deprived and was snorting and it was the cutest shit I'd seen.
asjdadhasdkashdajksda
u never told me that :,)
ANWAYS
did you confess to him?
ywah
at our gradyation paety
somethinf had upser his stomavh and hw had to sir in feont od the toilwt bowl foe half an hpur
and my mpm had tolf me "love is whp youre willimg to sir im the bathrppm with on thwir worsy nights"
amd i dimt care that hw was pyking and i tolf him thst i lovwd him
amd he tols me thar he did sp too
i just went to the bathroom for 5 fucking minutes.
how the hell did u manage to drink 3 shots?!
AND GET VERY DRUNK?????
shigeruuuuu
i love youuuuu
i love you too
come on now, let's go home.
ok :)))
psst
gyys
dpnt telk sgieru
byt in gping tp oropose tp hlm tpdsy
good luck then, kyoutani :)
but we do advise you to not do it drunkenly :)
byt i gpt frunk sp if habe the cpourahe tp proposw
baby
you proposed yesterday, remember?
i'm your fiancée now :)
oH YEAH
Gyys tje lpmk is mt fiancww
:DDDD
OJ BUW NOE
I'M GONING HPME WIYH MY FOSNCEE
WAIT
YAHABA????????
AND KYOUTANI?????
called it
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