Semi Eita x Shirabu Kenjirou

Ushiten (Ushijima x Tendou)

Warnings: None

Shirabu's 2nd year / Semi's 3rd year

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Hey, Shira

What?

I need a favor.

What is it?

Ok, this may sound weird.

Wtf are u going to ask?!

Can u ask me out then dump me right away so I can listen to sad breakup music with full effect?

Semi-san. With all due respect, what. the. fuck.

Just do it, pls?

Ugh.

Fine.

Will you go out with me?

Yes!

Ok.

Uh...

Shira?

Not doing the second part.

Oh... Ok...

TENDUO

DUDW

DUDE CPME HWRE

What???

Ok, ol. So y'kmow jow cpnan grwy punlished a nrw spng?

Yeah? I asked Ushi to breakup with me so I could listen to it.

I adked Shirabu ro ask me oyt then dymp me so tjat I cpuld too

He asled me oyt vut didn't dunp me.

Temdou techincally we're dsting.

DATONG

Datong?

Sjut up. I'm sgaking rn.

WAOT- DPES THOS MWAN HE LOKES ME BSCK?!?!??!

Yes.

WIAT WHAY- HPW DOD YPU-

WSIT- NO-

I'm gnona ho crawl itno a hple anf die