ok, (y/n)-nii, enough stalling, and pining.

the dynamic yakisoba bun duo is here to help you through your troubles in paradise, (y/n)-san

what the fuck- what are you two on about?

Yakisoba Bun 🐕

oh come on (y/n)-nii, all of us here knows you're in love with lyovochka-kun

yeah, (y/n)-san. you practically have heart eyes when you look at him

i don't. and i'm not in love with lev.

well... i dont know, i think im going crazy. idk if im in love or not, but i know i have feelings for lev

(y/n)-san, it's now or never. you need to take this chance.

the fuck are you on about lmfao

are you two doing crack?

if so, give me some

Yakisoba Bun 🐕

we're not doing drugs

see, nii-san, lev just recently broke it off with his gf. you know, your class thot?

good. they were a bad match. i was so disgusted seeing them make out next to the nurse's office.

Yakisoba Bun 🐕

or you were jealous ┏ (゜ω゜)=☞

but situation aside, what happened now? whyd you go to the nurse's

i got in a fight. but that doesnt matter, its good that they broke off, they were disgustingly not meant to be and it was painful to watch them kiss.

the thot herself had the nerve to say that i was nose bleeding because i was shipping them so hard

like, no, that dumbass just threw a hard left hook at me. plus, they were, in lack of better words, so not an otp

i agree, they were SO not an otp 🙄

but that aside.

lev broke up with her because, well she was using him to gain popularity

and hes gay. lev just came out as gay

Yakisoba Bun 🐕

and we think he likes you too. so please, (y/n)-nii, take this chance, go n ask him out

ugh fine

but know that im doing this because i know you wont stop until i give in

wow that was easier than i thought

Yakisoba Bun 🐕

yeah

but anyways i'll make a new gc for you, me, sou, and lev

hold the damn phone. i'm gonna do that now?

Yakisoba Bun 🐕

yeah? why?

a. no one told me

b. how do we know if he's online?

c. HOW AM I GONNA TELL HIM?

Yakisoba Bun 🐕

werent you and lev just on call a few minutes ago?

plus lev is always online

on discord at least

and how about a lyric confession?

that doesnt sound so bad

Yakisoba Bun 🐕

what song tho?

oh i know a good song!

and we should make a plan

(a/n): at this point you'll be using discord nicknames bye

what's up with the chat's name

you'll see

yeah you'll see

uh ok. anyways, whyd you create a new chat?

lev, do you like my brother?

huh?! why do think that?

why do you need to put me on the spot like this?

plus why would i say it if he's here too?

:I

ok we dont even know

fuck-

did shibayama just SWEAR?

yes i did.

(y/n) rubbed off on me

but not the point, the point is we're fucked.

yeah

more than i thought

what do we do now?

well dont ask me sherlock

you were the genius who came up with the plan

idc anymore. i'm going for it.

ok, i knew you were bold, (y/n)-san, but are you sure?

yeah, im sure.

i'm not a coward and i dont backtrack my plans for anything

even if it means i'll cry an ocean after this lol

say ok and i'll start the confession

huh? am i missing something?

no, no. you're not.

ok

ok

hey you beat me to it

doesnt matter

either one of us had to do it anyways

wait, what?

I hung up the phone tonight

Something happened for the first time

what?

shit, im really nervous right now

the person who should be nervous is (y/n) but ok lol

Deep inside

It was a rush

What a rush

what a rush

uh rush of what?

you'll see i guess?

'Cause the possibility

oh god is this about probability?

im really bad at math

i cant do probability

sorry (y/n)-san :(

That you would ever feel the same way

About me

wait... what?

wait, lev, do you know whats going on rn?

um is it ok if i say no?

deadass?

ok whatever 😐

It's just too much

Just too much

was that rude? did i make you mad?

im so sorry (y/n)-san

please forgive me

😭🥺

i wasnt mad at you lev

if anything, i should be mad at yuuki but i could never

otherwise our mom would beat me into a pulp 😐

oops

whatever im getting side tracked

Why do I keep running from the truth?

what truth, (y/n)-san?

is there something you want to tell us?

i'll be here if you need me 🤗

but, if you dont mind, what's the truth you were talking about?

All I ever think about is you

😳

really, (y/n)-san?

You've got me hypnotized, so mesmerized

And he's just got to know

what do you want to know, (y/n)-san 😊

Do you ever think

When you're all alone

All that you guys could be

Where this thing could go?

Am I crazy or falling in love?

Is it real or just another crush?

wait...

(Y/n)-san, do you like me?

Do you catch a breathe

When I look at you?

Are you holding back

Like the way you do?

I don't know what to say...

Cause I'm trying trying to walk away

But I know this crush ain't going away

Going away

wait... are you...

confessing to me, (y/n)-san?

yes finally you understand

that took FOREVER

Has it ever crossed your mind

When we're hanging

Spending time, boy

Are we just friends?

Is there more

Is there more?

See, it's a chance you've got to take

Cause he believes you can make this into

Something that'll last

Last forever

Forever?

Yes, forever

Do you ever think

When you're all alone

All that we could be

Where this thing could go?

Well, honestly, yes

i just walked to (y/n)'s room, he's blushing so hard, lmfao

yuuki, ziplock your mouth before i dump you into a box of ✨glitter✨

🤐

great. now, i'm gonna continue where we left off

Am I crazy or falling in love?

Is it real or just another crush?

well, i hope it's real because i really like you, (y/n)-san

😳

i- ok- my life is completed, bye.

come back, nii-san!!!

right.

Do you catch a breathe

When I look at you

Are you holding back

Like the way you do

Cause I'm trying

Trying to walk away

But I know this crush ain't going away

then don't walk away, (Y/n)-san

we can be together forever

oh is that so?

then theres no back tracking on that promise ;)

ok!

suddenly i do not exist

cmon nii-san, continue :I

right, right

:p

Why do I keep running from the truth?

why do you keep running

All I ever thinks about is you

all you ever think about

You've got me hypnotized

hypnotized

so mesmerized

mesmerized

And I just got to knowDo you ever think

Ever think

when you're all alone

all alone

(y/n)

All that we could be, where this thing could go?

go

(y/n)

Am I crazy or falling in love?

crazy

(y/n)

Is it real or just another crush?

another crush

yeah

yeah

lol we're enjoying this way too much

(y/n)

focus morons

Do you catch a breath when I look at you?

Are you holding back, like the way you do?

Cause I'm trying, trying to walk away

But I know this crush ain't goin' away

Goin' away

Goin' away

Goin' away

ok

lev, i really like you, and i was hoping youd be my boyfriend

yes, of course (y/n)-san!

i never thought youd ask

well i just did, so-

by the way, that was a lyric confession

and it was my idea

yeah, it was Inuokas idea

who wouldve thought it actually worked

um, i did

ok but

it looks like the dynamic yakisoba bun duo has saved the day once again!

this story is completed and the author can publish this now!

wait, author?

ignore them, hun

those two are on crack and theyre lying about it

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