hey guys! how are you all?

Good

we haven't used this group chat in a while

yeah

hey (y/n)-kun!

whyd you text us, (y/n)?

lmao he ignored you, Iwa-chan

(￣y▽￣)╭

um

actually i didnt

its been just 5 minutes

ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

lmfao

but back to my point, whyd you text us?

this chat is basically dead

he's here to confess his love to me, obviously

it's ok if youre nervous, i love you too

sorry, oikawa-san, but im gonna have to take a big pass on that

lmfao

oikawa, tell me, how does it feel to have someone not swoon over you for once

ಥ_ಥ

its ok lol

because i still have you, iwa-chan

i have no comment on that

right.

um ignoring our senpais, whyd you text us?

so you know how im trans right

yeah

yeah

when you came out, it was the biggest scandal in the school that year

yeah

iwaizumi-san, oikawa-san and kageyama had to bodyguard you until you went home on that day where someone called that weird conversion therapist on you

🧅

yeah i was sick that day and kunimi called me to let me know

people were calling you 'the villain' of the school or something

it was terrible

yeah i was so scared to leave you alone that night

and what about it?

well i think im ready to come out to kags and i's team

but before i do

there we go lol

ok

when will you tell the team?

like now?

oh

i planned most of the coming out thing for the karasuno server and i kinda need some emotional backup from you guys

and dont tell anyone that im trans yet

we werent going to anyways

not after what happened that year

yeah, its not our place to tell anyone

yeah

ok, thank you

but ngl i kinda wanna see how the coming out to karasuno goes lmfao

ok oikawa-san

kags, i want you to add oikawa-san, iwaizumi-san, kindai, kunimi, and i into the server

are you not in the server? i thought you were

i got anxious abt the coming out earlier and left lol

also if anyone in the server asks, do not tell them im (fem/n)

im gonna tell them myself

just say 'you'll see'

oh ok

but whats the plan

i wrote it out lmao

i'll send you all the plan on google doc or somethin

ok

who added aoba johsai students in here?

i did, tanaka-san

but why?

because i can

ok i know who oikawa is but who are the others?

also can someone add (fem/n) back? she left the server

the 🧅 guy is definitely that middle blocker

the one with the turnip looking head

and kunimi is that guy with the sleepy look on his face sometimes

these guys

LMFAO

wtf is up with the caption

what the actual fuck is that caption

wth

sounds about right

but who are the other 2

i'm the seijoh team's vice captain

And who is (Y/n)

you'll see

everyone is online right?

yes

yeah, random person >:o

im always online

why the hell is there a random person and 4 seijoh students in our server

like Kags said, you'll see

how do we know if we should trust you, though?

no offense of course, im just curious!

none taken

but you know me :I

yeah

yep, you know (y/n)-chan very well

yeah i've never met (a/an) (y/n) in my life

well now you have

right. so who are you and why are you here?

i have something very important to tell you all

really?

um yes?

i think we should hear them out

great, thank you

and my pronouns are he/him

i dont know, asahi-san

he could be a cartoon villain

🤷‍♂️

well maybe i am

yikes!

just say what you need to and get out of here

right, y'all are treating me like a real fucking villain

:I

but i'll roll with it

just spit it out, dude

ok, ok

hateful stares perforate my vision

when seen holding hands

excuse me?

this is a waste of time

maybe what hes telling us is very important, tsukki

Holding hands, hateful stares

Kiyoko-san?

run a "rat race"

a senseless competition

report right back as planned

what's a rat race?

allow me,

a rat race is a race where rats compete with each other

no

dont take what he said as truth

a rat race, in this context, is actually 'an endless, self-defeating, or pointless pursuit. The phrase equates humans to rats attempting to earn a reward such as cheese, in vain. It may also refer to a competitive struggle to get ahead financially or routinely.' [sic]

ohhhh

my iwa-chan is so smart

i am not yours so dont go getting the wrong idea

is this a way of saying you are in need of financial aid?

no

he is not in need of financial aid

if (fem/n) was here, she may've figure it out

(fem/n) doesnt exist anymore

did you kill (fem/n)?!

kindaichi, that was a horrible way of wording your statement

but whatever continuing

i'm not a freak of nature

it's just the way that i've matured

why are you telling us this

yeah, (y/n), we have no idea what you're saying

it will make sense at some point, i promise

when will that point be, then, because you're killing me with curiosity

guessing is it x or maybe y...?

like, X and Y on a graph or...?

So i was right

huh?! kiyoko-san figured it out?!

she is just as smart as einstein

i'm surprised you even know who he is

hey we're not stupid!

yeah!

anyways!

shimizu, would you mind telling us?

it's not my place to say but i think you'll figure it out

we can just watch and see how this thing goes

they say "tenacious people"

all have good and evil sides

you're not wrong

again with the vocab i dont know

||ヽ(*￣▽￣*)ノミ|Ю

tenacious, adj; persisting in existence; not easily dispelled

or in other words, persistent

wow, you're so smart, tsukki

you are too

awe soft tsukki

i am only nice to my friends

right, right, lets break up this fight before it starts :)

(y/n), if you would

ok, thank you, suga

so they try to convince you that im here to offend

and step all over your pride

that's terrible

why would people accuse you of that

oh wait, so is that what they meant when people from your class back in kitagawa was telling us to that you were stepping on our pride?

i think so

🧅

all of us thought that was very dumb

yeah thats what they meant :P

wait, so this (y/n) person attended kitagawa daiichi?

maybe (fem/n) knows (y/n)? since she managed kageyama's old team

possibly

Mister Crazy Villain Villain!

the remains of a flower that falls in the night

believe at your expense in

my changing fashion sense

talking about fashion sense

has anyone noticed that (fem/n)-chan started wearing the male school uniform?

yeah

all because I'm "masquerading" as a-

gents and ladies, Duran Duran

Doctor take me back to the start if you please!

huh?

masquerading as a what?

is it just me, or are Kiyoko-san and the ex-kitagawa students the only ones who understand whats happening

i dont fully know whats happening but i just think my hunch is right

but kindaichi, kunimi, oikawa-san, iwaizumi-san and i know exactly whats going on

what does Duran mean in "Gents and ladies, Duran Duran"

when i searched it up, i only found a british rock band of some sorts

he's talking about the dr. Duran from the movie Barbarella

to any passerby that i haven't met before

in some odd stranger's story, i'm the villain

why would you be a villain of a stranger's story

unless you did something bad to them

maybe i was right after all

maybe, maybe not

"villain"

🧅

"villain"

you stole my line

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh, hated by life

hate it but life

has me gonna watch it all...

burn down

looks like my theory was right; this guy is a cartoon villain

he's gonna burn down our school or something

he's not talking about burning our school down, Tanaka-san

he's talking about something else

keepin the true nature all a secret

which one could I be?

well, depends what you're talking about

Every path leads to endless stamens

But how do I guarantee?

like yamaguchi says, it depends on what youre talking about

you know the author "Ranpo"?

what a coincidence, we just learned this in class!

he writes a lot of science fictions and stuff

He also researched homosexuality according to my research back when I was a first year

interesting

i think i know what you're getting at now

OHHHHHHHH

I get it now!

asahi, i'll pm you

ok

only kidding

of course you do

so whyd you ask? if you know?

i was offering you an important clue

imploring you and further importing you

it's said that even the fakest of flowers

can bear the sweetest fruit

that gives me oikawa vibes

iwa-chan!

are you saying im fake?

maybe, maybe not

i dont really like the vibe

its kinda scary

no need to seem so frightened

gee thanks random guy Kageyama added

i feel so much better

can you just tell us who you are?

guys i was gonna ask (fem/n) who (y/n) is but i cant find her discord

it said she deleted her account

(fem/n) deleted it since there was a bug or something

but he has another account

kunimi, kindaichi, oikawa-san, iwaizumi-san, and i have it

oh great

can you give us her account

not yet

hold on

hold on

you said "he has another account"

is that a typo

um no

wait what?

gender isnt black and white

hold on i am very confused

hold on

rhuihjvfdcbwxkncve lcdnifo/c

oh my fucking god how did i just understand this

what the fuckkk

im an idiot

what the hell

yamaguchi, what?

i think i get it

i'll text you, tsukki

ok

can someone pls tell me what is happening?

so lets talk their ears off

about love and despair

with no regards to their "wrong & right"!

why though

theres no point

... problem?

nope, not at all

continue please

Mister crazy villain, villain

riding high on my possibilities!

what possibilities

(y/n) ignore him

mk

1ldk inside this still adolescent heart