《Haikyuu!! x Male reader one-shots》- Nekoma - (scenario)
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- You and Kuroo have been together for a while now
- Everything seems to be going very smoothly, but you've been keeping a big secret from him
- You were actually a graduate from Hogwarts
- You were a friend of Potter, Granger, and Weasley and a (your house)
- Now, you were going to tell him about it
- "Tetsu." You called
- "Yeah?" He replied
- "C'mere, I have to tell you something."
- Tetsu walked to the living room, a can of Koke™️ in his hands
- "What?" He asked.
- "Look, I know this might be hard to take in, but... I'm a wizard."
- "What?"
- "I'm a wizard, Tetsu."
- "What?"
- "You know Harry Potter, right?"
- "Yeah. The wizard movie."
- "The franchies is based off a true event. I was friends with Potter, Granger, and Weasley."
- "Prove it."
- I pulled out my wand, and thought of a random spell off the top of my head
- "Uh, leviosa!"
- The Koke™️ can started to float in the air
- Tetsurou gawked
- "REALLY?! THAT'S SO COOL."
- "Yeah."
- "Teach me magic some day, (Y/n)!"
- "OK."
- "Hey 'Yuki."
- Your husband turned to face you. "Yeah?"
- Currently, you and Nobuyuki were watching the movie Fantastic Beasts and The Crimes of Grinderwalt
- "Um, I'm a wizard."
- He deadpanned.
- "I know. I go to Hogwarts. I was a part the Triwizard Tournament, competing against you and that lady from Beauxbatons Academy?"
- "I know."
- "So why'd you tell me?"
- "I just wanted you to know."
- "Yeah OK." Nobuyuki deadpanned
- You were a half blood wizard who graduated from Hogwarts, and aimed to become a doctor at a wizarding hospital somewhere in the world
- Once you found a stable job at a Russian wizarding hospital that also subbed as a wizarding adoption center, you moved there where you met your husband, Morisuke
- You two adopted a girl from the hospital
- And Mori had no idea that the girl was a half blood soon-to-be witch
- Hell, he didn't even know that wizards and witches exist
- So imagine the pure shock he felt when the letter from Hogwarts arrived
- "Wait... WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY?! Is this some weird ass prank?!" Mori exclaimed
- "No, this is legit. I had this letter too."
- "WHAT?! Wait, wait, wait. So you're a wizard?"
- "Yes. I'm a wizard, Mori."
- "And (Daughter/n) is a witch?"
- "Yep."
- "Oh my fricking... oh my god. And what's next?"
- "(Daughter/n) is going to Hogwarts is what's next."
- "Really? I'm gonna learn magic?" Your daughter asked.
- "Exactly."
- Your daughter celebrated as Mori looked at you in shock
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- "(Y/n)... so... you're a wizard."
- "Mhm."
- "... and I'm a muggle?"
- "Pretty much."
- He sighed. "Why didn't you tell me?"
- "I was kinda scared that you'd leave me..."
- Mori chuckled. "You know I'd never leave you... even if you were a death eater, I'd still stick with you."
- "Thanks. That really reassures me."
- You and Tora were childhood best friends
- You and him went to the same grade school, but suddenly, you just left and never returned
- Tora didn't know where you went and he couldnt find your family in the neightborhood anywhere
- You've actually moved to Britain, since you were accepted to Hogwarts
- You were from a pure blood Japanese family, and they decided it'll be better for your education to move you to Britain
- But you missed Japan, so you went to visit it every year. This year, you went with your jackass friend who was muggle-phobic as hell
- You didn't know why you were still friend with him, but what drew you to the edge is the fact that he crucio-ed a helpless muggle who didn't know magic
- "(Jackass friend/l/n), stop! The muggle is gonna die!"
- "So what, (L/n)? He's a useless muggle. We're superior to them because we have magic, we might as well put it to good use."
- "The Ministry of Magic can lock you up in Azkaban for this!"
- "I don't care, as long as I can rid the world of one useless muggle."
- You were beyond pissed at your friend. You decided enough was enough
- "Stop it!"
- "What are you gonna do, (L/n)?"
- You breathed in, and out before you did it.
- "Stupefy!"
- (Jackass friend/l/n) fell to the ground, you've just knocked him out
- But it didn't matter.
- "Oh my fucking- Oh Merlin, I'm so sorry about (Jackass friend/l/n). Are you OK?" You asked the muggle
- He nodded. "Yeah. But it hurts..."
- You looked at him before your eyes went wide.
- "Tora?"
- "Hm? Do I know you?"
- "It's me! (L/n) (Y/n)?"
- "Oh my God, (Y/n)? Where have you been?"
- You smiled. "I moved to Britain to study there."
- Tora tried to get up
- "Don't. It will hurt."
- "You sound like you know what's going on..."
- "I do. (JF/L/N) just crucio-ed you."
- "Crucio?"
- "It's a hex. He just hexed you. And even if I get in trouble for telling you this, you deserve to know."
- "Hexed me? Like with magic?"
- "Yeah. We're wizards."
- "HUH?! Really?"
- "Yeah. Just don't tell anyone.
- Tora agreed to keep this a secret between the two of you, and traded numbers
- "Thanks again for saving me."
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- "No problem. Gotta take this jackass back though. I'll owl you when I'm at Hogwarts."
- You and Shouhei had been married for the past Merlin-knows-how-long (it's been 20 years, you're both in your 30's)
- You were chilling one night w/ your friends from when you attended Hogwarts
- They were Neville Zabini (née Longbottom), Seamus Thomas (née Finnigan), Blaise Zabini, Luna Weasley (née Lovegood), Ginny Weasley and Dean Thomas
- You and your friends were at your house
- But fear not; Shouhei was still at work
- You drank a lot of Fire Whiskey with your friends
- "Ohhh, by the way, (L/n), are you gonna tell your husband that you're a wizard???" Neville asked, wasted af
- "Yeah, when he gets back." You replied
- The weird thing about you is that no matter how drunk you are, you always look and sound sober
- I don't know why, it's just that i guess :/
- But anyways-
- Later on, Shouhei arrived back to your house, and what he saw will forever stun him
- You made Ginny and Luna fly by casting the floating spell at them
- Shouhei was so shocked, he dropped his groceries, and muttered out 3 words;
- "What... the fuck."
- "Oh! Your husband is back!" Seamus yelled
- Shouhei sighed. "What is happening, (Y/n)? And HOW on Earth are your friends flying????"
- "I'm a wizard, Shouhei!" You exclaimed as he closed the door
- "(Y/n), what are you saying?"
- "I'm a wizard."
- He sighed. "Yeah, um, what?"
- "I'm a wizard..."
- "You're a wizard? Right... so is that why your friends are flying in the air?"
- "Yep!"
- "Alright...? Maybe I'm just hallucinating. I'm going to sleep."
- You and him were playing RPG games on a discord call
- Then you blurted out
- "Kenma, I'm a wizard."
- "No you're not, (Y/n). You're a warrior."
- "What?"
- "In the game. Your character is a warrior, not a wizard."
- "No, I mean that I'm a wizard, not my character."
- "What? How?"
- "I was born into a wizarding family...?"
- "Wait... so you're saying that you're a wizard."
- "Yes."
- "OK. Cool, I guess?"
- Lyovoshka!!!!
- Anyways
- You were going to a school reunion, and somehow Lev had convinced you to bring him with you
- He wanted to meet your friends
- You were friends with Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy, and Blaise Zabini
- They were all cunning, so were you, so it seemed almost like a fever dream that you somehow got into a relationship with the oh-so-pure Haiba Lev
- Once you were near the shortcut to platform 9 3/4, you glared hard at Lev
- "Alright, once we're there, you better be sure not to embarrass me, OK? My friends won't ever let me live it down. And don't act like a clumsy fool, or act shocked, OK?"
- "OK!"
- You nodded, and pulled Lev's arm along with your small suitcase, and ran into the pole to go to platform 9 3/4
- "(Y/N), WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
- You and Lev arrived at the platform, where Hogwarts Express was just pulling in
- "Oh man, I haven't seen this train in centuries." You sighed. "Come on, Lev, we don't have all day."
- Lev was shocked, and amazed, but followed you onto the train
- You were looking around for your friends on the Slytherin section of the train
- "(Y/n), over here!" Pansy shouted
- You nodded, and pulled Lev with you to the isle
- Lev was doing his best to not bump into the ceiling of the train
- "Hello." You greeted your friends
- "Who is that, (Y/n)?" Blaise asked
- "My boyfriend, Lev."
- "Hello, everyone!" Lev cheerfully greeted them
- The bright aura surrounding Lev was the opposite of the dark atmosphere surrounding you and your Slytherin friends
- "Your boyfriend is a Hufflepuff, right?" Draco asked
- "Nah. He's a muggle."
- "Oh."
- "Yeah. I don't know how I managed to date him."
- "(Y/n)?"
- "What?" You asked
- "What's a muggle?"
- "They're one of your kind." Blaise remarked
- "My kind?" Lev asked.
- "Yeah." Draco snickered
- "For Merlin's sake, your boyfriend hadn't a single clue what's going on here." Pansy giggled.
- "Should I tell him?" You asked.
- "Yeah, we'll be here for the reaction shot."
- "OK... Lev, we're wizards. Except Pansy, she's a witch. And muggles are what we call magicless people"
- Lev was shocked
- "WAIT WHAT???!!!!!!"
- "LOLOLOLOL-"
- "Shush, Blaise."
- He rolled his eyes
- "WAIT... really? Are you sure you're not ganging up on me for some prank?"
- "Yeah. Do you wanna see me do magic?" You asked
- "Sure!" Lev exclaimed
- You pulled out your wand, and whoosh, Draco turned into a ferret
- "Oh, dear, I'm getting third year flash backs." Pansy chuckled
- "See?"
- "Wow, that's so cool!!"
- You've just told your boyfriend, Sou, that you're a wizard
- He was pretty amazed
- You were a graduate at Durmstrang Institute
- And you know how those guys looked; muscular and fit
- You weren't so muscular, you were pretty lanky
- So, whenyou and Inuoka came to Dermstrang for a student reunion he was shooked to see how different you and your brother, Viktor Crum, are
- "(Y/n), are you sure you and Viktor are brothers?"
- "Yeah."
- You never went to a wizarding school
- Your parents taught you magic in Japan
- And you were hella good at it
- You intended to keep your magic a secret
- But...
- While walking along the streets of Tokyo to go to Nekoma high to see your boyfriend, Yuuki, some weird gang tried to rob you
- "Give us your money."
- You shook your head, 'no'
- "Say something."
- You shook your head again
- "This is like an invitation to rob him! He can't even tell the police!"
- You facepalmed at them internally
- You grabbed the pocket of your pants, and pulled out your wand
- "Stupefy!" you yelled as you knocked those guys out. You then used the memory erasing spell to erase the gang's memory
- "(Y/n)..." You heard your boyfriend call out
- "Um... Yuuki..."
- "Did you just... cast a spell on those guys?" He asked
- "Yeah..."
- "Oh Merlin, you can't let muggles know we exist, you know?"
- "Sorry. They were trying to rob me."
- "It's OK. I won't tell anyone."
- Yeah. Yuuki is also a wizard 🧙♂️
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