- People in the Inarizaki VBC knew you, (Y/n), as Kita's boyfriend, or (jokingly) as "our dad"

- Since Kita acted very mom-like

- Aran and Kita lived in the same neighborhood

- They lived on the opposite side of the road

- One night, Aran was doing homework very late into the morning, 2 am, when he decided to go for a walk for a small break

- Meanwhile, you snuck into Kita's house at around 6 pm, and you two were hanging out together up to 2:30 am

- Believe what you want, you dirty-minded rascals

- And your mom called you to come back home, so you snuck out of Kita's room's window

- BUT

- Aran was coming back from his walk by then, and he saw you climbing out of Kita's window

- He knew it was you as soon as he saw you fall on your butt

- "(L/n)?" He asked

- You looked at Aran.

- "Aran?!"

- "What the hell are you doing at Kita's house so late? Giving us more siblings?"

- That ^ was a reference to the dad joke, if you didn't get it lol

- "What?! No, we were doin' homework, ya moron!" You exclaimed

- You and Omimi have been together for a while now

- And nobody knew that he was in a relationship nor did they know you, since you attended a different school

- He lived in the same apartment complex as Ginjima and Akagi

- You lived in the same apartment as Omimi, and Ginjima and Akagi didn't know this

- One late night, you decided you wanted to eat instant noodles

- So, you checked your fridge, and lo and behold, there is no instant noodles

- So, with that fact, you snuck out of the apartment to buy some noodles down at the vending machine

- And meanwhile, Akagi and Ginjima saw you buying noodles

- They were having a sleepover (ish??)

- They were like "Who's this?"

- They shrugged it off, and decided to go back to Ginjima's apartment

- Ginjima's apartment is apartment 921. You and Omimi's apartment is 913

- They walked down to their apartment, but noticed that you entered an apartment that they recognized as Omimi's

- They freaked a bit, but figured that maybe you were a guest at his place

- "Dude, that guy just went into Omimi's apartment. Did you see that?" Akagi asked

- "Yeah, dude, I saw. Maybe he's a guest, we can ask him about it at school tomorrow."

- "Sure, let's go back and continue that Build a Bitch cover we were doing?"

- "Yeah, let's go."

- Then the next day

- "I'm gonna go to school now. See you, Ren."

- "See you, (Y/n)."

- Then you two went to your respective schools

- Omimi went to morning practice, where he was greeted by confused looks from Ginjima and Akagi

- "Hey Omimi, yesterday we saw some random guy enter your apartment at like... 10 pm with instant noodles." Ginjima said.

- "Yeah. He had (h/c) hair, and he's a bit short. You know him?" Akagi asked.

- Omimi nodded. "Yeah, he's living with me."

- "Oh, we were pretty worried. Sorry for bothering you." Akagi chuckled.

- "It's no problem."

- Ojiro and you met at a party after your graduation

- You attended a local school near Inarizaki

- And there was a huge party. Everyone in the local area was invited

- You met Ojiro while dancing

- Then your kissed, and one thing led to another, then you ended up waking up in his bed at 6 am

- The next day, you woke up

- You looked to the side, then realized you slept with Ojiro

- Soon, he woke up, then he panicked 1000

- You decided you'd sneak out of his house

- And you did

- But little did you know, someone saw you sneaking out

- Rintarou was walking to school, when he saw you, his brother, sneaking out of Aran's house

- "(Y/n)? What the hell were you doing in Aran-san's house?" He asked.

- "Rin! I-it's not what it looks like, I promise!" You lied

- "Hm? What are you talking about?" Rintarou cringed. "Whatever. Just go home. Mom and Dad are curious about where you went."

- You were in his apartment

- You had keys and he said you could come whenever you wanted

- Your brother was shitfaced drunk, and you didn't want to deal with that

- So here you were, laying like a corpse in his apartment

- Then, here comes Ginjima and Akagi

- "HOLY SHIZ THERE'S A DEAD BODY!" Ginjima yelled

- "OMIGOD SOMEONE COMMITED MURDER IN MY APARTMENT!" Akagi exclaimed

- "I'M NOT DEAD, I'M JUST TIRED!" You yelled back

- "JESUS CHRIST, IT'S ALIVE!"

- It was pretty late

- You were robbing a mansion

- And you snuck out with the stuff

- But you were caught

- "Hey, come back here, you thief!" The security guard yelled

- "Ah shit!" You exclaimed as you ran away

- The house owner chased you, but you quickly found your boss, Kita's van

- "Get on, moron!" Your friend, Atsumu, yelled

- You jumped onto the back on the van, and Suna, the driver, sped off into the horizon

- "What'd you get?" Your boyfriend, Ginjima, asked

- Well, I got into the Sakusa's safe, and there was a shit ton of money, so I got that. And per Atsumu's request, I also got him Sakusa Kiyoomi's shirt." I told them as I threw a volleyball jersey at Atsumu

- "Great job, dear." Ginjima said as he kissed your lips softly

- You and Osamu wanted to have your precious private time but like

- Atsumu

- Yeah. He constantly third wheels you two

- Not that you dislike him, you just found the third wheeling and teasing annoying

- So, one night, you snuck in and Atsumu didn't know you were in the house

- You and Osamu were having a small chilling session, eating his onigiris and watching some random movie

- And the movie ended, then you had to go home

- So you climbed out his window, to the garden, where you fell

- "Ouch." You said as you looked at your sprained wrist

- The backdoor opened

- You thought Osamu came down to check on you, but at the door was a stunned Atsumu

- "(Y/n)?! What're ya doin' here?!"

- You panicked. "I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING ILLEGAL! I PROMISE!"

- "(Y/n), are you OK?!" Osamu exclaimed as he walked through the door

- "I sprained my wrists a bit, but I'll be OK."

- "I'll get you a band aid."

- "Can someone tell me what's going on?"

- You and Tsumu have an exchange deal

- You'll come to his house every other week, and help him with school work for $3/h

- But he didn't want Samu teasing him with needing academic help, so you'll need to sneak in

- You needed money to raise your other 3 younger siblings, and your house is a junk yard, so you couldn't take him there

- So, here you were, sitting next to Tsumu, tutoring him

- "No, Tsumu, X = 93.4^8/87, not 95." You told him.

- "What? This is so complicated... math is hard."

- "So is life, get used to it."

- He pouted. "Let's do something else."

- "What do you wanna do? There's science, and English left-"

- He placed his hand on your shoulder

- "No, I wanna do something that isn't school related."

- "What'd you wanna do, then?" You asked, your tone softening

- "Something more... personal." Tsumu said as he held you by your chin

- You blushed. "Sure."

- You and Tsumu kissed

- But then

- "Hey, Tsumu, did you take my onigiris?" Samu asked as he entered the room.

- He paused. "Um."

- You were so embarrassed, you hit your face in your hands while Tsumu was yelling that "It's not what it looks like."

- You were doing your vocal practices for your show the next day

- You were the head singer for a pop-rock band

- Then, there was a knock on the window

- You were startled, then looked out the window

- It was your boyfriend, Rin

- You opened the window

- "Rin, what are you doing here?" You asked

- "I heard you singing, and I wanna listen to you."

- You smiled. "You'll hear my sing at my concert tomorrow."

- "Fine... can I hangout here, though?"

- "Sure. Make sure my dad didn't catch you sneaking in here, though."