ok everyone!

you know today's the last day 😩

wow, it's been that long?

yep! let's do this >:D

good luck everyone!

ok let's go to the main

uh... so would you like me to help in some way or...?

yeah. i'll text you what to say

hmm

what is it, osamu?

what would it be like if none of the 6's married terushima

hmmmm that WOULD be interesting to know

i feel like they'd make a band

suna can play clarinet

atsumu can (somewhat) play guitar, so maybe...?

hmm, well Komori can play bass

ooh! i wonder what (y/n) will do??

wait, yamamoto can play drums

now that you mention it, noya plays trumpet, so they could form a band together

hey, you 6! what do you think would happen if you didnt marry terushima

He got down on one knee but I said no way

oh

Packed my bags and moved into nunnery

wow, you'd do that just to get away from terushima-san

😥

Joined the gospel choir

lmao would they even let you join???

he probably forced them to initiate him

probably

rude

our riffs were on fire

wow, really?

At the top of the charts is where I'm gonna stay

stay there, then, ig

hi, i just got online

backread, backread

ah. i see

terushima sent me a poem all about my green sleeves

seriously, does anyone else think that's an odd thing to write a poem about??

you're not alone

I changed a couple words, put it on a sick beat

alright

The song blew their minds, next minute I was signed

Wow!! That would be so cool!

And now I'm writing lyrics for Shakesy P

who tf-

Since my first son, our family's grown

awe, that sounds very sweet

We've made a band and got quite well known

wow, that would be pretty cool

You could perhaps call us the Tudor Von Trapps

... i-

like that Austrian family??

I'm just kidding

We're called the Royal-ing Stones!

the name though-

im getting flashbacks of given artistic monkeys

you watched given?!

yeah, YOU forced me to watch it with me

damn, man

oof

we're one of a kind

no category

that was random, but youre right

Too many years lost in history

We're free to take our crowning glory

for five more minutes

we're six

yo y'all should host i concert

i'm deffo gonna go

what a shame, my face, it cost me the crown

thats just sad

i-

So I moved to the—

Haus of Holbein

in my hometown

i have never heard of a Haus of Holbein here

His mates were super arty

But I showed them how to party

i thought you never liked to party??

Now on my tour of Prussia, everybody gets down

Music man tried it on and I was like, "Bye"

yes get him tf away

oh, how's suing him going?

it's ok

good

So I thought, "Who needs him? I can give it a try"

yeah screw that pedo

I learned everything

Now all I do is sing

hmm, singer atsumu doesnt sound bad

And I'll do that until I die

Heard all about these rockin' dudes

loved every song, and each remix

So I went out and found them

uhhhh

how?

um, now i'm kind of scared

And we laid down an album

i would listen to that

Now, I don't need your loveAll I need is Six

this is wholesome

when did you get here?!

i was here the whole time

We're one of a kind, no category

too many years lost in history

We're free to take our crowning glory

for five more minutes!

we're six

hi

you interrupted the text concert

how does a text-concert even work

we're watching one right now

-_-

we're six

we're six

we're six

for 5 more minutes!

is it just me or am i being reminded of that kid's show called 5 minutes more, where characters tell each other bed time stories

you mean this?

yeah that

oikawa and i used to watch it all the time when we were like, 5 or something

yeah i remember this!

It's the end of the show, of the historemix

We switched up the flow and we changed the prefix

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

mhm, yeah

i just noticed that terushima-san isnt saying anything

But we want to say before we drop the curtain

Nothing is for sure, nothing is for certain

All that we know is that we used to be six wives

hell yeah, rock this shit

uh, go figure i guess?

do you even know what that means?

no

i- ight

But now we're one of a kind, no category

Too many years lost in history

We're free to take our crowning glory

For five more minutes

We're one of a kind, no category

Too many years lost in history

We're free to take our crowning glory

For five more minutes

we're six

we're six

we're six

for 5

4

3

2

1 more minute

we're six