《Roommates with the dickhead》Chapter 4
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"What the fuck are you talking about , your roommate isn't," Adam starts then his eyes as well as the others rest on me,"here,”
"I thought you said she was a bitch," Josh says furrowing his eyebrows
"I thought so too," Damon says,"Move over,"
"There's no space for you," I say
"Oh," and next thing I know I'm being lifted up and put back down on Damon's lap,"There, problem solved," he mutters giving me a devilish smirk
"Fuck you," I say to him
"I like how she just forgot about us when he came," Connor says acting pained making Drew roll his eyes and mutter,"Typical,"
What's that supposed to mean?
"How can someone forget about me," Josh asks actually looking sad
"Easy they look away and you're already forgotten," Tyler says laughing and the rest joins in except for Drew.
I'll make him laugh until he pisses on himself one of these days
"Wait if she's your roommate that means she's the same girl that twisted both your ears and made you guys literally beg her to let go," Connor says laughing
"Bro you would've done the exact same thing in my position," Tyler says quickly coming to his defence
"What's that thing on your neck," Adam asks Damon, changing the subject
"Oh Vanessa over here gave it to me," Damon says proudly and I facepalm myself
"Oh honey we have to get you lessons on how to give a hickey," Connor says looking at Damon's neck disapprovingly
"Agreed you can practice on me," Josh volunteers
"Fuck no," Tyler says immediately after
I look at Damon's neck and the side they're looking at is the one that girl did.
"I didn't do that I did this one," I say turning Damon's head
"Okay now that's a hickey," Adam says looking satisfied
"Good no friend of mine is going to give bad hickeys" Josh says smiling
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"Who said I'm your friend?" I tease
I cut off the only friends I had, all they do is just hurt you, lie to you and leave you. You can't even learn trust them then again maybe you can but I'm just too lazy to do that.
I doubt I can handle hanging out constantly with hot guys.....my mind would always be conjuring up dirty ass shit.
"I did but the only sad part is in order to be fully my friend you also have to be friends with these fuckers," Josh says looking at his friends whilst shaking his head
"Says the fucker himself," Tyler mutters
"I'll think about it," I say to Josh
There's nothing to think about
I stand up, throw my trash and walk towards the door until someone grabs my wrist spinning me around.
"What's wrong?" Damon asks
"Nothing's wrong I was just going back to our room," I say
He doesn't say anything else but just licks his bottom lip my eyes zeroing in on to that action.
Holy sweet mother of-
"Van?" Damon says snapping his fingers in front of my face
"Umm w-what did you say?" I ask getting out of my trance
"Nothing important, come on let me walk you back to our room," he says wiggling his eyebrows at 'our'.
"You say that like something is going to happen," I say shoving him playfully
"We can definitely do something," he says lowering his voice making it even more sexier.
"Could you think of anything else other than sex for just five minutes,"
I say that as if I can do it myself.
"That would be hard given I'm thinking about fucking you right now," he says seriously leaving me gaping like a fish
"You coming Walker?" he asks over his shoulder.
"Fuck you Parker," I say then hear his laugh
Holy shit, that's about the hottest thing I've heard today
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I walk as quickly as I can with my long-ish legs to catch up with him.
Okay I don't know why I lie to myself but I just fantasize being tall so having long-ish legs is a very good thing when it comes to me.
We both get into the elevator which just happens to be empty. Oh shit.
Did he really mean what he said though, about having sex with me?
I tap my foot trying to think of something else other than him.
"You're thinking of fucking me aren't you," he states
My eyes go wide as I stare at him"Pfft noooo I'm not thinking about uhh, I'm thinking about......fish,"
Oh fuck, help me!
I could've said anything, anthing at all and I chose fish.
"Fish? Really?" he says coming closer to me
"Yep definitely thinking about fish," I say nodding my head
"You're lying," he says his lips twitching upwards
It's silent after that none of us speaking just staring at each other which I'm finding it very hard to look away, maybe it's a staring contest.....I always lose at those
I see him blink then continue staring, so it's not a staring contest....great cause I really needed to blink. He starts walking towards me and since I was already pressed against the wall of the elevator he traps places both his hands by the side of my face and traps me there.
"What are you doing?" I mumble not wanting him to stop
He doesn't answer but instead he slowly leans his head down and I just wait patiently for them to meet my own then the elevator stops and starts to opens. He jumps away from me the sound startling us both, seemingly breaking him out of the trance he was in.
We both walk out and don't say a thing as we go to our room, making this awkward.
"So um how did you like my friends," he asks
"Oh well they are.....interesting"
"Good interesting or bad interesting?"
"There's a type of interesting," I ask furrowing my brows
"Just answer the damn question,"
"Fine, good interesting,"
He nods seemingly liking my answer.
"Hi Damon," a girl passing says sending him a flirtatious smile
"Oh hey um......" he says trying to remember her name
"Riley," I say between coughs, like I said I was a major stalker well I am a major stalker so I remember a lot of people's names now.
"Riley!" he says then she immediately goes in for a hug
I wouldn't accept that hug, I don't know where she's been.
"I knew that I wasn't one of your basic hoes," and that's my cue to leave, I walk the remainder distance to my room only looking over at them when I reach the door and they're already kissing, I quickly open the door and just fall onto the couch
Can't say I didn't see that coming.
"That Sydney girl really needs to see a therapist," Damon says when he gets in and shuts that door behind him
Did you realize that before or after you sucked her face off?
"Its Riley not Sydney,"
"Oh,”
I don't answer and just change the subject
"Where are you going?" I ask him noting how he's leaving again
"There's something I have to take care of,"
"Oh"
"Bye sweet cheeks!" he calls out and he has already closed the door before I can question that name.
Sweet cheeks?!
I really have to come up with a stupid ass nickname for him.
Let me just binge watch a random series, Lucifer.
Classes don't start for yet another week for me so I have time to start worrying about that later on.
I make microwave popcorn and grab a bottle of water and a fuzzy blanket. I then sit in the living room and put it on, I'll just watch season 3.
~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 4 done, finished, gonzos(that's a new word, don't worry it will catch on soon enough)
So how did y'all like the chapter choose A, B or C
A- very much
B- read C
C- read A
Until next time 💋❤️
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