《Roommates with the dickhead》Chapter 29
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Monday.......6 days left
I woke up late today mostly because my human alarm clock is not there but at least I didn't get in trouble when I barged into class 15 minutes late.
Now I'm in my room with a sulking Connor who keeps doing this weird sigh every few seconds so he gets my attention, I mean if he does it again I will shove a— a— a something, definitely a something down his throat.
“Hhhamhh!” Okay that's it
I grab a pillow and attempt slamming it on his head but I fail dismally because he managed to dodge it and that in turn caused me to slip and fall ass first to the floor.
That little s—
“To be fair I didn't do anything, you were the one trying to hurt me,” he says still keeping a safe distance away from me
“Why were you being annoying, that's my job,” I say narrowing my eyes at him
“Well at least now you notice,” he mutters,“I need your help” he says louder
“With?”
“This girl I like,”
I nod taking in the information,“Why didn't you ask the other guys?”
“Cause last time I did the girl punched me in the face,” my mouth forms an ‘o’ shape
Okay I got time to spare anyway so I can help....... hopefully. I have a very big feeling I will tell him to do the wrong thing that would end up with him very very hurt.
“Is it the same girl that you gave that brooch to?” I ask as I put on my shoes and stuff random shit into a big ass bag.
“Uhh yeah it is,”
“What's in that bag?”
“Oh it's the stuff we need,” I packed everything from a wrench to even lip balm and a mouse trap, don't ask why I have that.
“Why would you need stuff to help me ask out a girl?”
“Cause you need a lot of hel— I mean it's for Camilla,”
“Right,” he says clearly unconvinced
“Okay so how is this girl like exactly?”
“I know a few things about her........like how she enjoys other people's sufferings, she hates dresses, her favourite colour is black and her whole wardrobe is only full of black coloured clothes— don't ask me how I know that.........oh and she does this cute little thing where she twirls her hair around with her fingers when she's in deep thought you know and bites her bottom lip ever so sexily that it makes me feel—”
“Okay I get it, you're in love,” I grumble cutting him off,“What's her name?”
“Quinn— it means intelligent, wise—”
“I don't care what it means......beautiful name though— okay so you know the basic information about her more like a lot of information but still, why don't you just walk up to her and say ‘Hey’” I say the last word biting my lip flirtatiously while running my hand through my hair and looking ahead as if the man of my dreams was right infront of me.....cough cough Damon.
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“Hey?” he says furrowing his eyebrows together with his eyes narrowed— basically it didn't look anything like what I did
“Not like that you fucker you don't want her running away— you gotta say ‘Hey’” I say repeating what I did previously but adding more pizzazz this time.
“Hey,” he tries and fails yet again
He's hopeless
“Okay forget the ‘hey’ it's not going to work out, uhhmm do you know that thing where they say just be yourself?”
“Yeah,"
“Yeah don’t do that, reel her in first then slam your craziness on her after a couple of weeks,” what the fuck am I saying
“I think I was better off with the guys,” I hear him mutter
“Yeah cause it definitely worked out last right?”
“Oh fuck you,” he says laughing and I join in
“Okay is this Quinn girl by any chance one of the super hot twins?” they made question my sexuality once....okay not once several times.
“Yeah that's her,”
Oh shit
Remember how my creepy ass would watch other people from a distance and practically know everything going on in their lives? Yeah this is one of the people.......
Quinn Anderson.....the badass Asian girl who doesn't take shit from anyone contrast to her twin ofcourse. She barely does relationships but she ain't a player per se. It's hard to really get her attention and hold onto it and that's basically why relationships and her are really not compatible and one more detail that's pretty significant in Connor's case, she's only gone for jocks so........fuck.
I mean Connor has this cute nerdy type of vibe to him and he's more on the leaner side but still has those defined back muscles and biceps but still not a jock, and it doesn't help that he's terrible at any and every sport but then again gaming can also be classified as a sport so maybe not every.
“You know what? Miracles happen,” I say as we start looking for her
“Why do you say that?”
“Oh don't worry your pretty boy self,” I say giving him a wink
Then silence.....
“Okay where the fuck is she?” I ask after we search for five minutes
“What time is it?”
“Its around 1 why?”
“She may probably be in the dining hall right now,” he says a shade of pink coating his cheeks as he looks away from me scratching the back of his neck.
You know it's not the fact that he can come up with a solid guess of where she may be, it's the fact that he was right meaning it wasn't a guess at all.....
“Okay rule number one don't do that,”
“Don't do what?”
“Tracking her every move, stop it....it's weird, the crazy kind of weird,”
“Understood,”
“I take it you wrote down everything I was saying?” I say to scare him
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“Oh uhh shit, do you mind repeating?”
“Ha hah ha you're a funny guy,” I say sarcastically and walk towards her table which other than her was empty
I sit down directly across of her and offer her a smile when she stares at me blankly with a look that says ‘so you've chosen death I see’
“Hi I'm Vanessa,”
“I know,” oh fuck I'm dead,“I’m Quinn,”
Okay don't be weird, don't be weird and especially don't repeat what she said
“I know,” holy fuck!
She's really making me nervous it's not my fault, with her long ass hair that reaches her ass and those big ass lips that make you want to—,“Anyways how's life?”
How's life? Are you fucking serious Vanessa?
“What the fuck do you want Vanessa?” she asks in an oddly non rude way
I guess it would be nice to be her friend.....if let's say by any chance Connor and her manage to get together I atleast have to get along with her, and hopefully become actual friends.....
“For you to be my girlfriend,” oh kill me now.....you know that moment where the words just spill out without you wanting them to, it's not my fault my mouth is faster than my brain.
“Please repeat that but slower,” if I were her, I would've either left after realizing I was conversing with a crazy lady or..........there is no or.
“I don't think I can.....can we start over please,” I say looking at my fingers
“You’re a weird girl,” she mutters before leaning closer and resting her head on her hands,“But better than the people I've come across,”
Okay this is good, so I should continue my peculiar behavior
I look at her tray of food then suddenly feel hungry,is it a terrible first impression if I just take some of her food? Okay given I even hate it if one of the guys do that to me my guess is the answer is a very big yes.
She studies my face intently, those dark black eyes giving me shivers. It was quiet for some time....with the only sounds heard coming from the people around us until she finally pushed her tray of fries and a burger towards me.
“You are a strange human being,” she says
I'll take it
“Nice meeting you Quinn,” I say with a bunch of fries in my mouth
“You too but next time you sit next to me uninvited I will shove this tray up your ass,”
“Highly doubt that's possible but I understand and it won't happen again, bye Quinny bear,” the unamused look she gave me made me drop my smile and mumble a sorry
I nod at her for some reason then stand up and walk back to an angry looking Connor who decided to stay by the door like a creep.
“What the fuck was that? You didn't tell her shit did you?”
“Of course I didn't I was just attempting to become friends with her which is what you should be doing aswell,” I say
“No, no this is bad. Everytime you attempt to befriend someone it's always weird,”
“Funny thing is, that's what she called me,” I say chuckling but stop when I see him not joining in,“Okay look it ended well, she gave me food! She's a keeper, just use your Connor magic and it's done. Make sure you don't mess up though cause you're doing this for the both of us,” I say staring at him with what I hope to be an intimidating stare
“Yay more pressure,” he mumbles
“Don’t be a baby, now let's head over to Camilla,”
“Why?”
“Oh I feel like everything I've told you to do is a load of crap but she often seems to come up with the best advice ever so....,”
His mouth forms an ‘o’ shape before he finally realizes that I've been telling him shit this entire time but I saw this coming from a mile away so I was already running towards Camilla's room with him close behind me
I'll just say that the elevators picked the wrong day to stop working.
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“What did you do today?” I was currently face timing Damon, I quickly noticed how I relied on him to fall asleep quickly so talking to him right before I sleep might help.
“Well I tried helping Conner get with this girl he likes and uhh I got my grade for this test we did last week, I missed by one thingie to get a 100% now that was a different kind of pain........oooooh and I realized how much I miss you,” I say biting my lip and not looking into his eyes as I confess that
“I miss you too,”
“So from everything I said that's what you got?”
“It was the most important,” he mutters
I unknowingly start smiling at that as I pull the three blankets even closer to me, given Damon's not here I don't have my human heater so I needed more blankets
“You look tired,” I say studying his face
“Don’t worry about that, I'll sleep after you sleep,”
“No if you're—”
“Vanessa don't worry about it,” he mumbles
“If you were here right now I'll definitely suck your dick,” I say making his eyes light up at the suggestion
“How dare you make me horny when you know I can't fuck you right now,” he mutters making me laugh
As I start yawning more constantly my eyes starts closing for longer periods of time, I really want to sleep but I don't want to stop talking to him
“You know I even bhhhfvbn,” what the fuck did I just say, probably something incredibly smart
“Gootfgh nighggdd Dshhmon,”
“Goodnight Vanessa,”
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