《Roommates with the dickhead》Chapter 30
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"Did anyone ever tell you how your skin glows......brightening everyone's fucking day with your insults and foul mood," I say the last part with less enthusiasm as I talk to Drew
We were in my room, me laying on my back and looking up at ceiling wondering what gave me the willpower to talk to Drew even though it's only shit that comes out of his mouth.
"Fuck you," he mutters
See
"Aww is little Drew bear offended," I say making a pouty face as I turn to lay on my stomach,"I'm sowwy I hurt ypur feelings," I say in a baby voice as I place my hand on his cheek only for him to wince in pain
Oh shit
"Are you alright,"
"Yeah,"
"Okay," I say as if I'm convinced and he just looks at me with his eyes narrowed
"Its nothing really I just collided with the wall," he lies
"Okay," I say with the same tone as before adding an exaggerated nod while now picking at my nails
"Look I'm being completely honest-" I cut him off by hitting him with a pillow
"Don't lie to me just say you can't tell me," I say and hit him again just for the fun of it earning his scowl to reach surface only for it to dissipate just as quickly as it appeared
"Are we ever going to talk about that day?" He suddenly asks
Oh God no, I thought he had forgotten
"What day?" I ask
"The time I walked in on you na-," oh fuck
"Look it was a honest mistake, you should've knocked and I should've locked the door, but hey we both chose to do dumb things that day with you doing the dumber thing....now can we never bring it up?" I ramble out
I thought by acting as if nothing happened, we'll both just never bring it up.
"Have you gotten a welcome back present for Damon yet?" I furrow my brows at this, he's only gone for a week, does it look like I have money for that?
"Why would I need to get that-wait am I supposed to....shit," he's coming the day after tomorrow
"Oh yes, all the guys have bought theirs," he says nodding his head and making me feel worse
Maybe I'll give him a good fuc-
"And sex is not included as a present,"
I say it depends how you view it and how I view it is me getting naked and laying on the bed with a big ribbon on me.
"Fine c'mon then, let's go and look for a suitable gift for Damon because sex apparently is not good enough," I say wearing my shoes and grabbing my purse
"I have to take you?"
I can't possibly drive myself now can I....there are actually two reasons why that is, one being Damon took my driver's license as a 'safety precaution' and I am a terrible driver to the point I don't even trust myself to get behind the wheel.
"You don't have to take me, you get to take me so c'mon," I say getting out of my room only to be hit by the smell pizza
Oh sweet mother of-
"Yeah this is not for you,"
"This is my dorm room that you entered without my permission so if you don't want to take a visit to the De-,"
"Ughh she's acting smart again,"
"Coincidentally she always does that when it comes to food," Adam says as I take a sit
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"You're just jealous I like food more than I like you," I retort as I take a slice
"Wow that hurt so much," he says sarcastically in a girly voice-i think he was trying to imitate me because of the slight British accent I was detecting so just to be safe I playfully punched his arm
"If you want me to drive you, you better be out that door in the next five seconds," Drew threatens
"Brew I get it you haven't been fucked in a while and you're cranky," I say taking a bit of pizza
"5..."
"Okay...okay lemme just grab the last slice of pizza," I say reaching for one
"4..."
I grab a napkin and stack five slices feeling eyes shift to look at me as I do so but I ignore them as I stand up and head to the door
"But-t you t-took......everything!"
"There are snacks in the kitchen," I say before walking out with Drew
We walk in silence until we reach his car and I just couldn't hold it in anymore......I had to say something,"So which shop," yeah that just felt good
"There's an antique one not too far from here......there might be something cool you can get," he says
I nod as he starts the car and takes off, his bruised knuckles not going unnoticed as he grips the wheel way too hard. I reach forward and take one hand from the steering wheel and start examining the cuts when he stopped at a red light.
"You were in a fight?" I find myself asking
He doesn't answer so I turn my head and lock eyes with him, we don't speak though we both know the answer to that question. We soon break off our staring contest as the lights turn green again and the cars behind us start honking at us to get a move on.
"Can I ask you something?"
"Sure," I say
"If what we were doing ended up being kinda messed up, would you still stay?"
Uhhmm oh boy,I guess I mean I've been in my fair share of messed up things such as going into the boys restroom on purpose.....I don't think we're referring to same things but honestly it depends,"Yeah I would,"
For example if we're killing people and you kill my mother I would be okay with everything. Was that mean? Probably but she's a bitch and she birthed me.....even though I didn't ask to be put in this world but hey here I am. I should really sue-
"Get out of my car," Drew mutters and it's then I realize that we've arrived.
Okay now what to buy....... honestly how am I going to find something for Damon at a place that's full of random shit everywhere
"Ohhhh this pocket watch is dog's bollocks," I say examining it
"What?"
"Its awesome," I explain then turn back to it.......I highly doubt Damon would like this so I put it back down
"How about this?" Drew says holding up a necklace.....it was so fucking beautiful and had this medieval feel to it but it was very much clear it was for women
"Are you going to buy me that?"
"Absolutely not,"
"Then be a dear and put it back......and shoving it down your throat so you can choke and die is also an option," I say giving him a fake smile at the end
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I walk away from him and go to the far corner because I saw something shiny.
It ended up being a campus but I saw a ring slightly out of view. I twirl it over admiring the details before noticing how it opens.....it's a hidden message ring
"What are you going to write?" Drew asks from beside me
That depends if I buy it or not but I guess writing I love......
"Look I'm not even sure if I'm going to bu-"
"So you don't know," he states
Well basically
"Let's go- I'll just get it,"
Maybe I could write 'I love your dick'......it would surely make him laugh then fuck me and I'll love that or he might think it's weird that I love a part of him and not the whole thing but I actually do.....I think I should stop thinking now
"And since I'm certain what you're going to write is going to be stupid shit let's go check that chocolate store a few blocks away from here," he says walking away before I launch myself at him
I purchase the ring then we're off to the chocolate store......everything's better with chocolate on it like pickles, Nutella oooohh tomatoes and I think I'm going crazy
"Can they carve my face with chocolate?"
"Who are you trying to scare?" he asks with his brows furrowed and he looked genuinely curious
"Ha ha very funny," I mutter causing him to chuckle,"Wow who you knew the spawn of satan can laugh," I joke as I get into Mario's Chocolates leaving him gaping at me by the door
"Good afternoon welcome to Mario's Chocolates how may I help you?" I look up at the guy talking and I must say he's actually lookable-that's now a word.
"Uhh hey I'm looking for a suitable gift to give someone for a welcoming back present,"
"Well that person must definitely be special having a beauty like yourself in their life," he compliments
Aww, that's sweet
"Did you want anything in particular like heart shaped or certain flavors,"
"Get him the almond one," Drew finally speaks
"I didn't think he liked nuts," I mumble
"Oh he does....loves them actually so get that big expensive heart shaped one," he says pointing at it
I poke my tongue in my inner cheek.......so it's settled I'm going broke
"Yeah sure I'd like that one please," I say then shortly after I pay for it he slids a piece of paper with numbers on it towards me but before I could politely decline Drew stepped in
"She has a boyfriend.......and yeah I know I was surprised too," Drew says from behind me grabbing the paper and crunching it up
I turn to look at him with slightly widened eyes wondering what's so surprising- sure I might say stupid shit sometimes and do stupid shit but don't we all?
"Yeah and atleast I have a significant other unlike some people," I say shooting Drew a look before grabbing the package and leaving
"The only reason I don't is because I quite enjoy no strings attached for the time being," he says defensively
"Oh sweetie be my guest and get all the STDs you want," I say getting into the passenger seat
"I'm clean,"
"Sure you are," I say and that seems to silence him for the whole ride back. When we finally arrive, I get out of the car and notice how he's not doing the same
"Going somewhere? My guess the hospital," I tease
"No! May- it's none of your business," he says before driving leaving me laughing in the middle of the parking lot.
I continue for about five minutes before realizing how crazy I must look to the normal people around me so with my pride I walk to my dorm with my head held high- too bad I had no pride.
As expected I found the door unlocked with Connor, Adam and Josh inside already.
"Hey," I say receiving nods and other stuff not classified as speaking.
"Oh yeah Josh remember when I lost that bet and had to fold your clothes?" Connor asks and Josh nods in his direction before going back to texting on his phone
"I found an eyelash curler-is it a girl trying to mark her territory or uhh uhm you know," oh boy
"Uhh no no- definitely the first one can I have it," so basically the random girl is Camilla
Who happens to come barging into my dorm room,"Vanessa have you seen my eyelash curler I can't seem to find anywhere," oh shit
I quickly turn back to Connor whose eyes widen but he's voice is muffled by Josh's hand
"You and Camilla are a thing?!" Adam exclaims," oh would you look at that he figured it out
"No we're not its Vanessa's," wait what
"Mhhm?"
"Tell them how me and Camilla are not seeing each other," the cats already out of the bag
"Firstly it's Camilla and I.....and secondly I'm quite enjoying just watching thank you very much," I say before turning towards Camilla who had a look that kinda said 'I'll kill you'
And that's my cue to leave,"Where's Tyler?"
"I think his still in the music room,"
"Who fucks someone in the music room?" I ask.....seriously what's so hot about it?
Would you be like 'eyy babe I'm gonna make you cum while playing the flute then putting it in you like a dildo' or 'can you see that piano over there? I'm going to bend you over that very uncomfortable object and fuck your brains out'
"Before your brain conjures up dirty ass-,"
"Too late," I say cutting him off
"He can sing," Connor finishes
"Tyler can sing? Pfft Sure," I say sarcastically....I'm pretty sure no one here can sing except me of course even though I sound like a dying cat that's being run-over by a tractor driven be a dog.
"Let me go see for myself," I say walking to the door
"You're just trying to avoid this situation,"
"Precisely," I say walking out.
It doesn't take me long to get there and surprisingly he was the only one there. He was playing the guitar while singing this other love song but I was paying attention, my eyes were set on the drum set not too far from him
I was drummer not too long ago.....best in the business but after I broke my pinkie I had to quit and sadly no one heard me play ever again, I had to pack that game up and give it away- mostly because my mother got sick of all the noise pollution I was causing.....if you hadn't caught on I was terrible to say the least but that didn't stop me from stopping, bullies at my school who broke my finger did.
I wonder where they are right now?
I turn my focus back to Tyler, he really could sing- he's voice was so rough but angelic at the same time.
He finally stops as his eyes shift to look at me, I see him bite his bottom lip before he puts down the guitar and walks towards me whose now sitting on the piano stool.
He leans his defined arms on the opposite side of the piano facing me,"Hey"
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm a drummer and I come here occasionally and that's why you never ever see me....here," I lie.....it's coming so naturally, no wonder it's so bad
"Nice try.....what are you really doing here,"
"Came to see you," I saw the look in his eyes as I said that so I decided to change the subject fast,"Sooo the weather's nice today," I say taking in my bottom lip before slowly releasing it
The weather? Am I fucking serious
"Can I ask you something?" he says ignoring my awkward attempt to talk about the weather
"Sure,"
"I have a game tomorrow.....I want you to come,"
"I'd like that....though I won't understand shit but I promise I'll be there," I say giving him a warm smile
I probably would've went though with Camilla because her boyfriend's also playing
"Do you want to wear my jersey for the game?"
I have never gone to any of these but doesn't the girlfriend of the player wear the jersey
"Uhm isn't that the girlfriend's thingie?" I ask trying not to act weird
"You're my friend it would mean a lot if you wore it," sounds good enough
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