Today was National Parent's day. And Marinette's School was celebrating by Calling their child's parents to the School, Where they were going to talk about some Fond memories. Now Marinette's Parents were in California for a Baking contest. And her Dad couldn't come either because he lived all the way in Gotham. She had vaguely mentioned it on their daily calls. Everyone's parents were here. All except hers. Even Gabriel Agreste was there!

At this moment everyone was playing a game of truths. They had to say what they genuinely thought of a classmate.

"Marinette, It's your turn!" Miss bustier called out. She vaguely nodded and descended down. "Where are your parents?"

"They're in California for a baking competition" She answered glumly. The teacher nodded and gave her a slip. Lila. She had to tell about Lila! That was easy!

"Lila rossi." Bustier called out. Everyone's eyes were on her.

"If I were stuck in a room with Lila and Hawkmoth, and I had a gun with two bullets. I'd shoot Lila twice. She's a devil. I'm not sure if they'd kill her. Probably more than two bullets will be needed. And My brothers are police officers so I aim well. I'd shoot the devil's head twice without missing!" She said glowing with excitement. Everyone's jaw dropped. Lila began shaking with fear. Gabriel managed to say "Oh dear lord!"

Then there was a snort. "You've been spending too much time with Jason haven't you?" She knew that voice. It was her dad Bruce! Her jaw dropped and she just stared at him not finding words to say.

"M-Mr. Wayne, What are you doing here?" Bustier asked.

"Today was Parents day, and this is her last year in Lycee, So I thought I could make it special." He simply answered.

"Wait, don't tell me -" Gabriel started.

"Yep, Marinette's mine and Sabine's Daughter." He answered.

That snapped Marinette out of her thoughts. She began tearing up and quickly launched herself at him. "You came, You freaking came!" She said, her voice raspy.

"Of course I did. Tom and Sabine weren't here so I came. Now what have I said about comparing lila to a devil?" He asked, trying to cheer her up.

"Not to. She's more than a devil." She said, chuckling. That earned Gasps.

"You can't insult me, Mr. Whoever you are! Do you know who I am?!" Lila asked with her shrill voice. Jaws dropped. Everyone began thinking didn't she say she was dating Damian wayne.

"Of course I do, you're Lila rossi, the one who's threatened my daughter multiple times, The one who says fake fantasy tales, I mean how are you that stupid! My daughter designs Jagged stone! You are also the makeup master, you draw fake makeup bruises to accuse my daughter! I know who you are alright. But do you know who I am?" Her father asked. Jaws dropped when he said that.

"Hmm, let me see a scumbag?" Lila says her facade is totally gone.

"No wrong answer. I am Bruce wayne. Expect Lawsuits on Slander and Harassment." He says chuckling. Lila Pales. Runs away.

"Now as I was saying,I'm a busy man, yet I make time for my children.

We do bonding trips together once a year. I take a day off to spend time with my children many times.

With Dick or Richard, We go bakery scouting. We taste every treat. With Jason, We just sat and Bicker. With Tim, I go Photography with him. He loved to go Birds and Bats watching when he was a kid(Vigilante stalking). With Damian, We go to the Animal Shelter. The way his eyes light up whenever we go, It's fascinating. With Stephanie, She might be Tim's girlfriend but I adopted her in the End, She teaches me how to play pranks. With Cassandra, We go to watch Dance Shows. With Barbara? Then again she might not be my kid, but commissioner gordon's but still. We go shoe shopping. She has a whole walk in the Shoe Closet! With Duke, He's my Business partner's kid. He's a sweet Innocent Cinnamon roll. We go to Watch Movies. With marinette, She lectures me on how these are different types of fabrics.

I might be a busy man. Doesn't mean you need to ignore your children. Once you grow apart It's hard to be close again.

One word to describe my Family, for others might be rich, For me Chaotic.

Everyone in my family has weird Habits. Dick Likes to Climb Chandeliers. Jason likes to get Death notes. Tim Stays up all night. When he was a kid he used to Stalk Batman and Robin. He's a Fan. Damian likes to chase Every one with Katanas. He also likes to take in any animal he finds. Example a Cow and a Goliath. We have a Mansion just for his Pets. Stephanie likes to collect every Purple thing she finds. Cassandra moves in shadows scaring every guest. Barbara Likes to do modifications to her Wheelchairs. Duke likes to go Maze hunting. And Marinette, She Coffee Talks, Whenever she's under the Influence of Coffee, She talks only the Truth.

Sometimes I end up taking my kids to work. And every single time I end up losing them.

I usually find Dick in the middle of a crowd in Cafeteria doing tricks. Jason's always found in the corner of a library. I usually find Tim lecturing in some meetings, And employees nodding along! That was a long time ago. I don't need to find Cass, She's the only Sane person in the Family. To find Stephanie, Follow the Trail of Pranks. Duke's usually in his father's study with Barbara. Marinette usually is found with an employee talking. Damian is found Pissing Employees out.

My children Do the weirdest things. I love them. One Time Jason let a three year old marinette drive my Car!"

"Hey that was one time!" Both Jason and Marinette shouted.

"Now I must get Going." And that's how Bruce Wayne Exposed Lila Rossi. With recollection of old Bonding Trips.

So, Hope you Like it. I'll upload another one two hours later. It take one hour to write. Yet my class is Starting. Ciao!

22/09/2021