《I'm An Idiot》15
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The Jeon household was a mess. Everyone except Hoseok, Namjoon, Jiwoo, Minjee and Haeun were totally drunk. Seoyeon was flirting with Jimin, who was gazing intensely at her. Eunha and Jin were doing god-knows-what in their shared bedroom. Taehyung was in the kitchen cutting a pineapple saying, "Don't you dare hide from me SpongeBob. I know you're in there~~" Hwayoung was sitting on the kitchen island, encouraging her phone to fly after it was set to airplane mode. Yoongi was the only one knocked out on the sofa and Yoonji was trying to do salsa with Namjoon – who looked totally done with his life.
Meanwhile, you and Jungkook were sitting on top of the dining table, flirting and babbling stupid stuff.
"Who are you~~? You seem soooo handsome, you know?" you said while looking dreamily at Jungkook. He smiled and said, "Noooo...you are more beutifuuulll!" He suddenly attacked you with paper kisses all over your faces while you giggle like a small child. "Noooo!! Stop!!" you said – still a giggling mess.
Eventually, the paper kisses turned into sloppy wet kisses. From your forehead to your collarbone, Jungkook kissed every part of it. He picked you up in bridal style while you giggled. He reached one of their guestrooms – too drunk to figure out which way your bedroom was – and placed you on the bed.
You pulled him down with you and kissed him passionately. He gripped firmly at your waist and moved from your lips to your neck. He sucked your neck, but never got beyond that. He kissed your lips one more time and fell on the bed. "Tired?" you asked in a baby voice and he nodded. He pulled you towards him and placed his head on your chest so that he could listen to your heartbeat.
You woke up with a feeling of your stomach churning. You looked around and saw yourself in a different bedroom. Then suddenly, you felt something tickle your neck. You looked at the head situated on your chest. You smiled and brushed away the strands of hair that were covering Jungkook's eyes. He looked so peaceful while sleeping that it even calmed down your upset stomach. You admired all of his features – cute nose, swollen pink lips, sharp jawline, baby cheeks and big doe eyes staring at you.
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Wait...big doe eyes staring at me? You thought. You looked at his eyes and sure enough they were already staring at you. "Am I that interesting?" he asked making you blush. You squirmed out of his grasp and got up to go to your shared bedroom, while he chuckled at your state. Your dress still hugging your body tightly, feet missing the boots, your makeup smudged a bit and your hair a total bird's nest. But still you seemed so perfect to him.
Jungkook sat there for a while, still not wanting to leave this bed and go to his room. Just then, he heard a scream. He ran to his room and saw you slide down the wall outside the room. All the other people except Jimin and Seoyeon got there and started asking you if you were okay.
Your face was a mixture of disgust and pure shock. When Jungkook asked you what happened, you just pointed inside the room. Everybody went inside only for a scream to escape their lips too.
They saw Jimin and Seoyeon. On the bed. Very naked.
They jolted awake because of the screams and looked at each other and immediately covered their bodies. "" Jin shouted at the two. "" He continued rambling another 15 minutes or so before Eunha led him out of the room.
The rest of you left the room for them to get changed. When they came out, the rest of you got changed into more comfortable clothes and went to the living room to discuss the matter. All of sat either on the sofa or on the ground and made Jimin and Seoyeon sit on chairs in front of you all.
"So, just explain what happened last night." Eunha said and Seoyeon made a weird face. "Do you want the full details or what?" Seoyeon asked. "NO! Idiot she means that what lead to that!" Hwayoung said while frantically moving her hands here and there.
"Well, both of us were drunk and were flirting with each other. Then we started kissing and then we went to the bedroom and then one thing led to another." Jimin said while shrugging. I wonder how they act like nothing ever happened. You thought. "So, are you two a thing now?" Yoongi asked. They looked at each other and Jimin said, "Do you wanna be something?" Seoyeon shrugged and mumbled a small 'okay'. "Yeah. We are a thing now." Jimin said. Well, totally drama-free. You thought.
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Everyone shrugged and cheered them and were about to go back to their work, when Taehyung said, "By the way, why did I have a knife and pineapple slices near me?" "And why is my phone broken?" Hwayoung said. "Well, Taehyung, you were trying to find SpongeBob inside a pineapple and Hwayoung you got frustrated when your phone didn't fly while being on airplane mode, so you threw it away." Minjee said.
"By the way you all need to see this." Haeun said, pulling out her phone. She put on a video of you and Eunha . "Unnie, where did you even get this?!" you shouted, grossed out from all the steps you were doing. "You and Eunha were literally so drunk that you even said, 'Argh...I bet we would do far better than them.'" Haeun said, laughing her head off while you and Eunha gave a hard glare. "Hyung, I told you. I do have a really hot girlfriend." Jungkook said and his face met with a huge cushion.
Today was the 3rd day before Jin and Eunha's marriage. So, today you, Hwayoung and Jiwoo went with Eunha and Jin too se the decorations for the wedding, while the others were busy doing other stuff for the preparations. You learnt that Hwayoung and Jiwoo were great wedding planners and took some tips from them.
When you reached there, you saw that the pier on the beach was set up very beautifully. The stage had a white carpet laid on it, there was a podium for speeches and everything was topped off with white and pink roses. Behind the podium was an ice blue board that said, 'Jin marries Eunha' with beautiful calligraphy. It was simple yet so beautiful.
You also noticed that below that was a quote written in bold italics, which was 'I love you, not only for what you are, but also for what I am when I am with you.' Your heart melted at that sentence. Not only it was beautiful, but it truly expressed how a person feels when they are in love.
You helped the wedding planners with setting up flowers on the stage, putting satin clothes over the chairs and setting them up in their correct places and setting up various other items.
It was around 7pm when you all were done setting up the stuff nicely. You returned home with Jin and Eunha, while Hwayoung and Jiwoo went their way.
When you three entered the house, you saw Jungkook peacefully sleeping on the couch and 'Boys over Flowers' played on the television. You chuckled at the sight of your boyfriend curled up on the couch, lips in a pout and a blanket spread on him. Jin and Eunha went upstairs and you went over to Jungkook. You stroked his hair and he stirred a bit. He flipped to face your side and you chuckled at the slight frown that settled on his face. You decided to tease him a bit more.
You came down to his level and placed a kiss on his cheeks. "Wake up, baby." You whispered in his ear. Suddenly he pulled you on top of him and looked at you straight in your eyes. You gulped at the look he gave you. "Why do you even think you can get away with this?" he asked and continued to stare at you. You too, decided to not show him your weaker side and looked at him with same expression.
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