(Your POV)

I cannot believe what has been going on for the past couple weeks. First I had to have sex with someone other than Astaroth, then said person wants me to become one of her followers. Obviously I declined because I didn't want to do anything that would complicate my life anymore than it already is. I mean having sex with not one but two demon Lords seems like some type of sin. You know now that I think about it is, just living with one might be a sin.

"You good?"- Astaroth

"No, I think I'm going to go to hell."- (y/n)

"Awe has the poor baby been naughty and is scared to spend eternity in hellfire?"- Astaroth

"Oh shut up!!"- (y/n)

"Hehehe I'm only messing with you. Besides even if you do go to hell I'll just bring you back."- Astaroth

"Wait what?"- (y/n)

"I'm a Demon Lord remember meaning I have some power over hell. Why do you even think you're going to go to hell in the first place? By the by you're pretty cool dude, unless you've been doing some secret stuff behind my back that I don't know about."- Astaroth

"I mean isn't it a sin to be associated with demons in the first? Not to mention I did kind of sleep with two demon Lords after all."- (y/n)

"Oh that. Dude you're fine."- Astaroth

"I am?"- (y/n)

"Yeah, it's not like you're worshiping me or anything. Or doing ritual sacrifices in my name so your fine when it comes to me living here. Secondly the whole sex thing isn't really bad either kind of. Humans have been seduced by demons in the past before some even unwillingly. So it's not that out of the ordinary."- Astaroth

You know when she puts it like that she's not wrong. Hell looking at it from a wider perspective some of the other gods have done some pretty messed up stuff and they still have a place in heaven. Especially if you're talking about the Greek gods, not to mention some in Norse mythology too. Even so I can't help, but think I might be starting to become some kinda hentai protagonist. While I was lost in thought Astaroth took the seat next to me and for some reason lean on me.

"So you think your a hentai protag huh?"- Astaroth

"How the hell!?"- (y/n)

"I can read minds. Why don't we give that theory of yours a test run."- Astaroth

"Test run!?"- (y/n)

Astaroth started to lightly push me down on the couch straddling me. I could feel my face start to go red from the embarrassment while she moved her lips closer to mine. You know honestly I don't see what the big deal is and right now. Those guys would jump at this type of opportunity especially if a girl is literally throwing themselves onto them. So why the hell should I, yeah you know what let's do this! After hyping myself up I can feel that I was starting to calm down a bit and I started to lean in to kiss her too. But before I could kiss her she pinched my nose causing me to stop and look at her confused.

"*Snickers* Dude you should see your face."- Astaroth

"........HUUUUH!?"- (Y/n)

"Ppppfthahahahahahahahah. Come on did you really think I was just gonna have sex with you out of nowhere!? I'm not that kinda demon hahahahahahaha!!"- Astaroth

"You dick you tell me you read my mind just to mess with me!?"- (y/n)

"No, I can't read minds. Well I mean I can, but you're easy. I've only know you for like a year and I can pretty much guess what you're thinking about. Just because you managed to bag two Demon Lords doesn't make you a hentai protagonist."- Astaroth

"Am I really that predictable?"- (y/n)

"To me you are that is. Although that probably cuz your just open with me."- Astaroth

"I mean I don't see why not. Honestly people are more devious than demons. You mess up one time and they can ruin your life forever. One bad word from somebody else who's more popular than you and everyone will turn on you."- (y/n)

"That may be true but it's not an excuse for you to be a shut-in yah emo."- Astaroth

"Look who's talking you Gothic Lolita. Do you even have friends other than me?"- (y/n)

"Well duh a friend of mine named Belphegor."- Astaroth

"Why don't you talk about them?"- (y/n)

"Well you see Belphegor is the sin of sloth. So she's pretty lazy compared to the others. She probably wouldn't even come over so I make it a point to go and visit her from time to time. We text almost daily though."- Astaroth

"Oh I see, but can you do me a small favor though?"- (y/n)

"Hm?"- Astaroth

"Can you please stop sitting on my junk now?"- (y/n)