As the devils hiked up a mountain Ma hong Jun,Oscar and Ning Rong Rong of all people were whining about how difficult the hike was until Dai Mu Bai yelled at them to shut up.Which immediately shut them up among the 8 Dai mu bai held the perfect balance between skills,element and recovery meaning he would either kick your ass or outlast you and then kick your ass other than Tachi but he would kick Tachi's ass most of the Time as long as he did not use illusions and Mangekyou abilities.

"Why don't we use spirit power or deactivate the weights?It's not like they would know"(Ning Rongrong)

"Exactly!!"(Ma Hongjun)

Tachi shook his head and

"If everyone is done whining could someone take the time to actually think about what happened?"(Tachi)

"Tachi is right.I think that this is a team work test of some sort otherwise why would there be baskets with our names on it if it was a punishment he thought up on the last minute?"(Tang San)

While Tang San takes care of the situation and guided everyone on to the right path in true protagonist fashion let us visit the 'protagonist' of this fanfic shall we.

While Tachi was 'Hiking' with his friends.The three spirits were slowly but surely healing Tachi's burnt up mindscape.

The 'Guardian just stood there extending its domain and the Rock and Raven playing arial tag all over the place.

A bit away from then was hill that hid a massive vault like this

It was impenetrable and nearly impossible to open by any external means and suddenly it opened with incredible speed and chains shot not unlike those of those of the uzumaki's but thicker and stronger and captured a huge disfigured monster that was screeching and sounded like someone ran their nails on a blackboard and amplified it by millions of times but they sound was quickly shut up when more chains shot out and captured the abomination in a ball of said chains.

The said ball of chains was then dragged into the vault which in turn closed itself just as fast.

Inside the Vault the ball of chains came and hovered over a large machine with a lot of drills in it and looked like a giant disposer then the chains unraveled dropping the half dead monstrocity into it which promptly turned it into shreds and then the chains retracted into a tall young man with black hair and electric blue eyes sitting in a control room of sorts who turned to look at the author as he was typing nearly scaring the crap out of him.

"Hello?"(Rex)

yeah?

"Good you can hear me can you tell me what the crap is going on?"(Rex)

More like type but whatever as for what is going on I think it's because you are currently in a chinese Novel and since it classifies as fanfiction...*sigh* I HATE CHINESE FANFICTION TRANSMIGRATION TROOPS now with that out of the system lets continue.

As for what is going on I was going to simply create a one year old body with your DNA and drop you near Tang San as he was coming back but NO the stupid troop HAD to occur and you know the rest.As for those......disgusting creatures they are another troop of you know becoming self righteous little assholes who go around murdering or doing more harm than good.

"That..explains a lot"(Rex in his thinking face)

"So what am I currently?"(Rex)

I guess with the stunt you pulled putting Tachi as the main may have changed you or classified you as a spirit beast like the stupid cat in Dai Mu Bai and because of the 'Trails' I might be able to rescue you from that branch of dimensions? when Tachi reaches Rank 70.

"The Self? Tell me why did you put the trials in the first place?"(Rex)

Dude do you have to ask? would you like it if you suddenly played a game or lived like you had God mode on the entire time?

"...point taken.If I am a spirit beast what rank am I?"(Rex)

100,000+ years and your ring lets you or the person you give it to choose a secondary bloodline from Naruto.

"Fix it to the Uzumaki bloodline and don't change it no matter what"(Ordered Rex)

YES SIR! Done Sir!

"Good job private when will Tachi Experience the changes?"(Rex)

When he reaches rank 70 and gets your ring Sir!

"...Tsk"(Rex)

What are your plans anyway?

"I will probably stick around till he reaches Rank 70 train the monsters to be true monsters and afterwards you are going to get me into the Narutoverse as an Uzumaki I want to see how I can screw up the timeline there"(Rex)

you know that would be pretty much an AU considering you will be as old as kushina if not older right? Author Deadpaning

"Your point?"(Rex)

Alright now if you don't mind me I need to check up on the rest of the little monsters

Rex shook his head and went to a living room of sorts and turned on the TV which stated playing an episode of bleach.

On the Outside the Devils made it to the stupid city with Tachi in the middle supporting Ning Rong rong and Oscar, Tang San was supporting Xiao Wu on the left while Dai Mu BAi was supporting Ma Hongjun and Zhu Zhuqing on his right Oscar was also supporting Ma hong Jun.

By the Time they spotted Yu Xiaoguang figure all of them had blurry vision and were extremely fatigued.

"We have.....completed....the punishment.....teacher"(Tang San)

And promptly the devils collapsed