wil, you're so clingy

yes you are

tubbo is that you?

yk what, that's so true

tommy is that you?

i told my professor i

had a family emergency.

pretend you're my dying dad

this is the way to tell me you're dying?

wilby, oh wilby. how am i supposed to

live without you?

i won't ever forget you.

this is awkward, but is dream

single?

oh, OH. very kinky

okay, daddy

i'm actually pretty excited.

the queen must be excited to see me.

Jesus, you're so weird

fuck off

do you think helen keller exists?

how the fuck did she know how to piss?

or have sex? like how'd she like, idek.

that shits's confusing.

probably didn't, girl died a virgin

you know she wrote a book with the

same name as a one direction song?

basically a fan

suddenly, i can't read 👩‍🦯

because i'm so perfect?

okay whore, gtg

YEA WHATEVER, GO SEE YOUR LOVE TOMMY ASSHOLE