《Thrown into Marvel (Loki Fan Fic)》Not much of a wake up call
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I ran down the street feeling my heart race. I put the nail clippers into my jean pocket using the flip phone as my guide with the bright light on. Loki is supposed to be a fictional character in a fictional world.This isn't suppose to be happening. I had my shoulder purse strapped around my right shoulder.Gotta find a police station!, I thought at the time, perhaps they can clear it up for me!
"If I were you, I wouldn't be running when there is a loose rhino rampaging through the street." I heard Loki's voice.
What the hell?
I heard a rather loud grunt from down the street. I came to a sudden halt near a stop sign.This is a different kind of stop sign because it is one of those that have lights indicating when to go and when not to go.I understand for a fact there's a difference between stop lights and stop signs but they are all the same to me.I saw at first a gray horn then a unusual back lump shaped part. I held out my flip-phone forwards holding it up to get a better look at the upcoming animal.
"I didn't catch your name." Loki said, leaning against a pole near a cafe.
"You're fictional." I said. "I shouldn't be telling fictional characters who might be a figment of my imagination my name!" I lower my flip phone. "That makes me look even more insane by the minute."
"Well, I am standing here." Loki said. "And talking." Loki slightly waves his hand in mid-air as if sliding it on a table. "So if you were losing your mind then that Rhino would be the first to know."
I turn my head towards the upcoming rhino frozen in place.
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My legs couldn't move.
"Emily Strange." I said.
"What an odd name." Loki said. "You sound like a relative to Doctor Strange, but, that might just be a coincidence."
I wanted to continue talking but damn there was a running Rhino headed my way. I climbed up the stop light quickly getting close to red signal itself. The Rhino speeds making a grunt leaving some clear marks in the sidewalk.
"Put the Rhino back, Loki!" I shout.
Instead of a frown coming from Loki, it was a amused smile.
"How flattering." Loki said. "My reputation proceeds me. But I assure you; if I were to release a zoo animal it would have been a panther."
I glare towards the pale prince like man.
"Put the Rhino back." I said.
"No." Loki said.
"You're a guy with magic and some ice powers." I said. "And that scepter thing. Surely you can put the rhino back."
"I dropped the Scepter." Loki said, sheepishly.
"You dropped a Scepter that most kings would regard as delicate." I said. "There is something wrong with you." I slid down the pole. "I am a human who has her monthly, a thief, and--" I gawk at those really brand new boots. I noticed they were forgery's; easy to tell because of the golden thread pattern that wasn't directed right. "You're wearing forged boots; Mr I drop important things."
I take out my pepper spray and decided to go after the Rhino grabbing a discarded red jacket left near a stair step.
Loki actually looks down to see what I had pointed out.
One minute I am cowering from a Rhino, and the next minute I am going to catch the Rhino.
"Come on non-bull related animal!" I shout, running after the Rhino. "I know you want to play toro with me!" I yank two ropes connected to a swing set breaking the bottom's connection to the thread then ran right after the rhino hearing the hard pats on the pavement. "Come on, you know you want to go home!"
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The Rhino squeaks, no seriously it did. It is like slowly letting out air from a balloon except it is coming from a Rhino. I wanted to believe the sound belonged to a fart prank that was being sat on a nearby park bench that carried throughout the streets.My high heels click-click against the road. Damn you high heels,I thought, why did I even buy you? No one should ever run in high heels. So I decided to take them off in exchange for a random pair of red sneakers that were left outside a shoe store. I put my high heels into my purse.
I analyzed the climate ahead and came up with an idea.
"Bingo." I said.
There is a showcase of books outside a bookstore for an author known in this city. I quickly get to the area first before the Rhino while making sure to force the rope into the formation of a lasso using some quick skill.I got there first holding the jacket out for the rhino.I close my eyes expecting my plan to end up terribly.Instead nothing happened of the sorts.
I open my eyes to see the Rhino had taken a carrot out from the red jacket's pocket and is munching on it.
"Good boy." I said, with a relieved sigh.
My plan originally was to hold the red jacket out and yell 'toro,toro,toro!' so the Rhino would stop.
I wrap the rope around the Rhino's neck.
"You may want to get more carrots for that rhino." Loki said, sounding close by.
I look over to the left to see Loki, in clothing that is Modernish,sitting in a chair reading a book titled 'Heatwave'.
"How the hell did you get here so fast?" I ask.
"I was already here." Loki said.
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