《Thrown into Marvel (Loki Fan Fic)》So much for
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"So much for turning up the heat," Earl said, using a rolled up magazine to fan himself.
"And the engines are still not working," Mendril whines.
"Well, you are not actually hot," Bob points out. "You are just making yourself hot by using the magazine."
"You ruined the moment," Earl said, glaring at Bob.
"What moment?" Bob asks. "All I see is a couple men complaining about how hot it is."
I use my tail to poke at Mendril's neck then slid it back up into the air vent.
"Zamn," Mendril said, smacking on the back of his neck. "I just got bitten by a mosquito!"
"There are no mosquitoes aboard," Bob and Earl said at once.
"Well, female mosquitoes come out when it is really hot," Mendril said. "And do the biting."
"Mosquitoes have genders?" Earl said, surprised.
"Everything has gender except for Legendary Pokémon," Mendril said. "And it is hot."
"The heaters are not making you two sweat," Bob said.
"Then what is making us sweat, Mr NewHert?" Mendril asks.
"You," Bob said. "You are fanning yourself and that makes you sweat more. It has been proven on one of those popular TV shows where people are unwittingly being part of a staged event." Bob points over to the heaters that are pretty far from the men. "We are right across from the heaters. Heck, we are not even close to them!"
Mendril and Earl glare over towards Bob.
"This is for the ugly lizard,anyway," Mendril said.
"The Arctic one at least," Earl adds.
There is a moment of silence between the men.
"What if the Arctic Xenomorph is somewhere else and the dark Xenomorph is hiding in plain sight?" Bob theorizes.
Mendril and Earl laugh.
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"That is insane!" Earl said, lightly slapping his knee with a cackle. Earl lowers his head down towards the floor then lightly shakes it. "Normally cold blooded creatures hang out near the exit to their cave."
"Lizards are cold blooded and they bake on rocks," Bob said. "And you are mistaking animal ground creatures for being cold blooded."
"You don't know if rabbits are cold blooded or warm blooded," Mendril said.
"Um, rabbits are warm blooded," Earl said.
"But you just said cold blooded creatures hang out near the mouth of the cave, Earl!" Bob points out.
"I was talking about bears," Earl said.
"Bears are warm blooded, Earl," Mendril said. "Bob, you are the one confusing us all. What the heck are we talking about again?"
"The Xenomorph being here and the Arctic Xenomorph is not here," Bob said, getting up off the floor.
Bob looks around, with the long sniper rifle shaped gun in his arms, acting cautious taking three steps forward. Earl and Mendril both roll their eyes probably thinking Bob has gone to the side of locoville. I move forward in the vents. Bullets flew behind me making a perfect 'o' that most cinematic 'masterpieces' make. Am I really the only one who notices that in all movies there are perfect 'o's made when getting through walls? Not everyone can make a perfect 'o'.
Maybe I should try communicating with them?
I know I initially decided against it but that was before Deverous came into light.
I turn around seeing another rounded hole had been shot down by Bob. It is all or nothing, Emily!,I thought leaping down landing on my clawed feet. The two men scramble up on their legs slipping and falling over one another so comically I had to wonder if this were a movie being filmed by a pretty furious director. Really? Nope, no way my time in this crazy world is a movie. I like to think of it as real. I wonder if directors like the actors improvising scenes for their movies.
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"I told you so," Bob said.
"I am not here to harm," I hiss.
Earl screams like a girl and ran off waving his gun in the air.
"AHH!" Earl screams down the hall. "IT CAN SPEAK! I HAVE LOST MY MIND!"
"Big coward," Bob said.
"It is wearing a communication collar!" Mendril declares, pressing on the trigger.
I walk a curly 'u' shaped path missing the bullets. I strike the guns out of their hands using my rather sharp tail accidentally making a cut on their hands then sat down on my hind eggs similar to a dog. Strangely, I do have the build of a dog for a Xenomorph in terms of leg structure and front legs. I still had claws not paws if that is what you are thinking about.
"I am not making myself clear," I hiss. "I am not here to harm."
"That is what they all say in the beginning," Bob said, taking out a gun from his boot. "Talking evil lizard!"
I sigh turning my head to the left missing a bullet.
"Idiot," I hiss.
I grab the gun out of Bob's hand then crush it into pieces using my bare claws. I take a step back giving them some privacy space.
"I do not wear a communication collar, Mr NewHert," I hiss, pointing to my neck then lower my claw down to the floor. "I am Emily Strange."
"Then why the hell are you talking?" Bob asks.
"A long time ago I made a deal," I hiss. "And I later rejected it; but I never told someone and so I am stuck as this...monster...for a while."
"What were you before?" Mendril asks in a low voice.
"A human," I hiss.
"No way," Bob said, in disbelief.
"Yes," I hiss, nodding. "Hard as it is to believe."
Mendril stares at me for a great while contemplating about something. The look in his eyes easily read so. That look in his eye reminded me of Ron when he found something new and his mind went from idea to idea all within a couple seconds at this startling discovery. Maybe in some way he is a descendent of Ron but those unique looks don't get carried down through genetics; maybe they do and I don't know how it is possible. Though facial looks can get carried down generations as proven in mortal movies I had seen sometime being human.
"So..." Mendril said, after a while. "You used to be a human."
"She just confirmed it," Bob said.
"I know," Mendril said, his head turned towards Bob. "But why this planet?" Mendril turns his head towards me, curiously, yet confused. "Why are you here instead of Earth?"
"I was banished here," I hiss. "And I can't leave."
"Are you saying we can't leave because of you?" Bob asks.
"Yes," I hiss. "So it is best I speak with your superior about this matter..." I tap my claws on the floor. "I know just how to bring his attention."
"NO, DON'T KILL US!" Mendril shouts, frantically.
"Relax," I hiss. "I am only going to hold you hostage so he won't shoot me while I speak." Their reactions easily said 'I am not going to relax'. "I need bargaining chips and you are it."
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