《Cubits Can't Save You Now (In Progress)》Mini Story 1, Part 2: The Wiztastics Show
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"I have a cubit." Announced Mesmo.
"Well, aren't you the helpful mixel?" Exclaimed Torts.
Torts holds onto the cubit Mesmo was holding, causing a puff of smoke to appear, forming a mix of Torts and Mesmo.
"Yay!" Exclaimed the Torts & Mesmo Mix in Torts' voice.
Meanwhile, the Scorpi & Glurt Murp was bouncing about across various rafters while repeating "Murp". The Mix flies behind said Murp. He tilts his head back and launches the slime on his head. It sticks automatically and pulls to Murp towards him. He then flies back towards the group.
"Yay! You guys caught our Murp!" Exclaimed Footi.
Footi and the Mix celebrate their successful rescue, but then the camera cuts to Amethyst knocking the doors down with her whip. She and the corrupted Pikachu walk out the door, and Corrupted Hoogi and Corrupted Glomp limp right behind her. Cut to Magnifo, who is staring at his top hat with determination in his eye.
"Here we go... The most magical, magic trick EVER!" Magnifo told himself.
"I can do this! Abra... ca-wacka.. DOODLE!"
Magnifo waved his wand over his top hat, but then a gigantic puff of magic launches skyward, causing Magnifo to grow shocked. Cut back to the others on the rafters, as they are still cheering. Suddenly, the part they're standing on caves in and breaks. They scream, and are suddenly caught up inside the magic cloud, which explodes into a puff.
Glurt and Scorpi are un-mixed, along with Torts and Mesmo. They, along with the remaining members of the Glorp Corp and Spikels have fallen into a pyramid-shape. Magnifo is sitting on the ground in shock, while Wizwuz stands by.
"W0-ó-ö-ôw.." Said Corrupted Amethyst in awe.
"That was amazing!" Exclaimed Vulk as he popped out of his seat.
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"I-i-i-i-i loved it!"
Vulk clapped a single clap, and a single clap was all it took to make Magnifo proud. Magnifo's overbite quivered, and his pupil grew large.
"Applause.. the thunderous roar of applause!" Mumbled Magnifo.
Magnifo inhaled and then stood up in pride and excitement.
"I DID IT! I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT! I'M SPECTACULAAAAR!" Shouted Magnifo.
Amethyst and the other corrupted cartoons were running towards Magnifo and the other mixels on stage. However, before the corrupted cartoons could get to the stage, the upside-down pyramid of mixels had toppled on top of Magnifo while Wizwuz still stood by.
"Dagnabbit." Said Magnifo.
Suddenly, red curtains closed behind the entire stage, separating the corrupted toons from the ones on stage. However, the corrupted toons didn't give up that easily. They ripped apart the curtains in anger and greed, and then Amethyst points towards Magnifo. In shock, Magnifo gasps at the corrupted mixels.
"Wait- hang on, I can give you an autograph!" Said Magnifo.
"..You came here for an autograph, right?"
Corrupted Pikachu shook and tilted its head. Magnifo attempted to squeeze out of the toppled, upside-down mixel pyramid, causing Scorpi and Torts to fall down and land on Glurt.
"Let me guess, you came for the magic tricks, right?" Guessed Magnifo.
The corrupted Pikachu landed on top of Magnifo's hat, which Magnifo thought was pretty cute. However, that changed when Pikachu barfed The Darkness onto Magnifo's face.
"AGH! MY FACE!" Shouted Magnifo.
Magnifo tried to pull The Darkness off of him, but it just continue being stuck onto him. He even tried pulling it off, but no progress was made. Torts covered Scorpi's eyes using his left arm, and then he covered his own eyes using his other arm. Wizwuz and Glurt headed for the exit door behind the stage they were on while Mesmo attempted to launch some magic at the corrupted cartoons and Scorpi ran onto the top of Footi's mohawk spikes.
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Footi grabbed Torts and headed for the exit door, but then he stopped an looked to Mesmo in worry.
"Mesmo, you need to get away from those guys right now!" Footi told Mesmo.
"I can't, someone has to protect you and the rest of the mixels, so I suggest you go before me." Mesmo told Footi.
"Wait, no! He's got a poi-" Before Torts could finish, Mesmo had to interrupt him.
"Just go already." Interrupted Mesmo.
Footi, Scorpi, and Torts looked at the exit door, and then the big-footed Spikel knocked down the exit door and ran off, Scorpi still latching tightly onto his mohawk spikes in fear.
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