《Cubits Can't Save You Now (In Progress)》Chapter 15: Two Planetoids And An Orbiton
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Corrupted Krader stopped in his tracks to get a good look at Zorch. Seismo blinked twice, turning his pupil from an X back into an O. Seismo got up, and saw Zorch holding a coconapple in his hand.
"...I have a really bad feeling about this." Said Naut.
"So do I." Agreed S.
Krader suddenly started to charge after Zorch. Nurp-Naut and Rokit gasped, and then they flew towards Krader in an attempt to stop him from corrupting Zorch and Seismo.
"Hey, what happen?" Asked Seismo.
"..I.. I think Krader wants somethin' from me, I don't know." Assumed Zorch.
Corrupted Krader leapt and attempted to grab Zorch and Seismo mid-air, but Rokit and Nurp-Naut pushed the two mixels out of the way, causing Krader to land face-first onto the ground. Seismo and Zorch fell onto the ground due to Rokit and Nurp-Naut pushing them out of the way, with them both falling on their backs. Teslo and S sighed in relief, Teslo because the two mixels were safe, and S because she didn't want to see anymore people getting corrupted.
"What the heck was THAT!?" Shouted Zorch as he got off the ground.
The two Orbitons looked behind themselves, only they didn't have enough reaction time for Nurp-Naut to dodge Corrupted Krader's grasp.
"GAH, NURP-NAUT!" Shouted Rokit.
Rokit flew over Corrupted Krader and shot him with various lasers, but using the Darkness on himself, Corrupted Krader formed a forcefield, covering him and Nurp-Naut.
"LET ME GO YOU ROCKY PLANETOID!" Shouted Naut.
"Whý §h0úłđ Į¿ Īť'ś ņø-õ-óţ ł!ķə ýôűŕ çāń ďő @ńýţhíņğ." Questioned Corrupted Krader.
Nurp-Naut gasped in shock.
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT ROKIT-" Nurp-Naut immediately switched to Nurp.
"YOU BIG BULLY!" Shouted Nurp.
Cut to outside of the forcefield, where we see Seismo and Zorch watch in shock as Rokit attempted to break the forcefield made of The Darkness.
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"..Should we help him?" Asked Seismo.
"Well, duh! Of course we should!" Zorch told Seismo.
Zorch pulled out a rainbow cubit and ran to the side of the forcefield made of The Darkness, with Seismo following along.
"YO GREEN GUY, I GOTS A CUBIT!" Called Zorch, in an attempt to catch Rokit's attempt.
Rokit turned around, only to spot Zorch and Seismo calling for someone to mix with.
"Oh, finally!" Said Rokit.
Rokit flew over to Zorch, and then he, Zorch, and Seismo all held onto the rainbow cubit, triggering the cubits illusion. The three mixels turned into pictures of themselves on a yellow blanket on an ironing table. A giant iron flew over to the blanket and ironed the blanket really fast, to the point where both the blanket and the iron turned into the word "MIX".
"MIX!" Shouted Rokit, Zorch, and Seismo.
The mix flew over to the forcefield, various laser-covered rocks being shot from his guns. However, the mix was careful enough (not to mention smart enough) to not go through the forcefield and risk getting corrupted. The rocks went through the forcefield, but the forcefield didn't break. This was when the mix knew lasers weren't enough, so he flew down to the ground and stomped to hard, it made the ground shake, along with the forcefield.
Finally, the forcefield melted, revealing Corrupted Krader with Corrupted Nurp-Naut in his grasp. The mix gasped in horror as he saw Nurp-Naut corrupted and mind-controlled by The Darkness. Teslo watched in horror as he saw the two corrupted mixels, but he knew he had to do something, but he just wasn't brave like Flain.
"Okay, S, T.. w-we need cubits, so you got some, right?" Stuttered Teslo.
"Uh..." Said S.
"Okay, you know what?" Said Teslo.
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Teslo pulled out a rainbow cubit behind his back and held it in front of S and T. Still confused, S and T held onto the cubit.
"..Seriously?" Asked S.
"...I really hoped this would work on you guys too, and yes, I mentally doubted this would work, but I had to try anyway." Explained Teslo.
The mix flew towards Krader in an attempt to punch him in the face, but then Corrupted Krader out Corrupted Nurp-Naut in front of him, and the mix yelped and flew upwards, avoiding Corrupted Nurp-Naut. Corrupted Krader threw Corrupted Nurp-Naut at the mix, but the mix turned towards the coconapple tree, and Corrupted Nurp-Naut followed suit. The mix flew above the coconapple tree, but Corrupted Nurp-Naut flew to the side of the coconapple tree and continued to follow the mix.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Shouted the mix in Rokit's voice.
Corrupted Nurp-Naut glitchily giggled.
"Î ķñøw ņ0 řəąşôņ whý Ï šhõųľđ." Said Corrupted Nurp-Naut.
Cut to Niksput, who is on a rocket sitting atop the roof of a blue rocket-powered van. He wakes up and opens his eye, but then he covered his eye with his left pincer due to the adjustment to the sun. He then heard a door open and when Niksput turned to his right, he saw two green people with yellow hair. One was short and round, while the other was tall and skinny.
"Okay, Buhdeuce. Just because a day starts out bad doesn't mean it has to end up bad." The taller person told the smaller person.
"Rodger that!" Said the smaller person.
The taller person then knocked on a door to a rhythm, and the person who answered a door was a giant duck wearing an orange wig, a pearl necklace, and a pink gown.
"Melanie Duckleson, we have your order of Peppernickel Bread." The taller duck told the giant duck.
With a loaf of Peppernickel Bread in hand, Buhdeuce ran up to the giant duck.
"The honor, Melanie, is all mine." Announced Buhdeuce.
However, the pepper from the Peppernickel Bread got into Buhdeuce's face, causing Buhdeuce to sneeze onto the loaf of Peppernickel Bread. However, Niksput was confused by this experience. Why the heck would someone put so much pepper onto a perfectly good loaf of bread? Buhdeuce then sneezed onto Melanie and then he farted, and the fart somehow punched Melanie in the face.
"Ugh. Definitely having a bad day." Noted Buhdeuce.
"Pssh, I can relate." Niksput told himself.
Having heard the Orbiton leader, the two green people's faces turned into shocked expressions and them the two people slowly turned around, only to find an alien latching on top of the top of their rocket van.
"AGH, AN ALIEN WANTS TO KIDNAP US!" Shouted Buhdeuce.
"Hey, Buhdeuce, calm down." The taller person told Buhdeuce.
"Yeah, why the heck do you think I wanna kill you guys?" Asked Niksput.
"..IT TALKS, KILL THE ALIEN! KILL IT!" Shouted Buhdeuce.
"Buhdeuce, chill out! He hasn't even done anything yet!" The taller person told Buhdeuce.
But then all of a sudden, a truck carrying a ramp with Peg and Cat on it rolled onto the scene (the way M and the Honest Brothers went into a commercial).
"AGH, THEY'RE SPREADING! TELL ME THERE'S A WAY TO STOP IT, SWAYSWAY!" Shouted Buhdeuce.
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