《baby hotline | yandere dsmp》9 - TECHNOBLADE -
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In tribute to Technoblade
Please do note, that Technoblade never dies.
After all he's still in our hearts.
And this chapter.
Is the last chapter for Technoblade.
Technoblade, we'll see you in the afterlife in a few decades.
And take care of that potato farm of yours.
You gotta keep the title of 1# for potatoes.
Goodbye Technoblade
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-this chapter technoblade is leaving, he is not going to be in the fanfic anymore-
-I feel like the man needs a break-
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"Techno?" Dream said, looking down onto him.
"Dream. I want to be mortal again." He said, pleading.
"You know you ca-"
"I know."
"What?" He said, confused.
"I've seen it on your papers. You can make me a mortal again." He elaborated.
"..."
"But Techno-"
"Please. I want to make a potato farm."
"Also I'll sacrifice the potatoes to you."
"You can make a vault if you'd like."
"You are not sacrificing potatoes to me." Dream chuckled.
"Excuse me? When I make you force me to become mortal again I assure you the best quality potatoes." He defended.
"Idaho potatoes?" He asked.
"No, potatoes." He said.
"Yeah, but where?" He asked.
"I don't know." He said.
"Just make me a a mortal." He continued.
"But-"
"Please"
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One might say he was crazy for leaving the life of luxury for potatoes.
And that his life ended so quickly after leaving due to a disease.
But he loved it.
His godly friends came by.
And his humanly friends came by.
The memories he met.
And the memories that stayed.
He loved them, he cherished them.
So many memories.
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"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES." He shouted
"THAT COULD ONLY BE APPLIED TO HIM WHEN HE WAS A GOD." George shouted back from his realm.
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"SHUT UP." He replied
"NO." He answered.
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"Hey Techno." Y/n said.
"I learned how to make mayo." He said, proudly showing the bowl.
"W-Why is the mayo green?" He nervously said, looking at the dubious dish.
"Oh."
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"Kick the child." He whipsered to Quackity.
"I CAN'T KICK THEM MY PAY WILL BE DOCKED" He exclaimed.
"KICK THE CHILD." He insisted
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One day, a sack of potatoes layed in everyone's realm.
From Kristen to Dream
Every God had a sack of potatoes in their realm.
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Y/n
"What's this?"
Hey Y/n, I've told you about this sickness and I'd like to state my final words to you and your great mayo skills.
You definitely were my favorite
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George
"A letter and potatoes?"
You and your moss are cool, the time where you fed me algae was cool too.
I never knew algae tasted good.
Your algae is top tier.
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Phil
"Hm?"
Phil, you were like my dad.
Thanks for being there,
You are the number 1 dad,
I should've sacrificed a 1# dad cup to you.
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Wilbur
"It must be from Techno."
You get the best brother award.
You should've came and made potatoes with me.
Also I met this hot fish named Sally
Would've been perfect for you.
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Sapnap
"OH A LETTER!"
You are the man whose chaoticness barely matches mine.
Keep it.
And find a girl.
You seem way too lonely.
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Kristen
"Oh."
No words
Just marry Phil already
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Dream
"Letter?"
You are somewhat decent
Don't be a idiot and bully others
Also these are the finest potatoes.
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A letter
A goodbye
Techno, we'll all see you later.
In heaven or hell,
Goodbye Technoblade
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