《Jellystone: The Ultimate Crossover! (Collab with Glitchy Yoshi) (In Progress)》Mythical Magic Part 2
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Aviva What about my jeans?
Screeno: There were 12 sheep last night, and this morning there were 6... that and your gut looks... a little big...
Aviva: ...Okay?
Aviva awkwardly walks away, continuing to eat her churro.
Meanwhile, with Vambire, the sun wasn't being kind to her since vampires and the sun don't mix.
Vambre: I'm telling you, I don't need to go into the sun!
Snagglepuss: Yes. You. DO! *pushing her out the door*
Vambre: You can't force me to go into the sun, it's rude and there's no point to it anyways!
Snagglepuss kept trying to push Vambre out the door as the sunlight got closer to her pale skin.
Prohyas: Alright Vambre, I'm ba-AGH!
Snagglepuss: Hey there, this isn't what it looks like!
Prohyas: Hmmm... okay! I'll just leave and- IDON'TBELIEVEYOU! *pulls out Cactus Magisword* STAY AWAY FROM VAMPI- i mean- VAMBRE!
Snagglepuss: Hey, whoa! Yikes, even! Also what did you say?
Prohyas: ...What do you mean?
Snagglepuss: You said "vampire". *pushes Vambre out the door*
Vambre pushed Snagglepuss aside and ran by Prohyas's side, pulling out her Little Blue Bomb Magisword.
Snagglepus: *Metal Gear ! Sound*
Snag rushes out, putting jacks on the floor.
Left Prohyas Head: *covered in a giant hat* Dude, we can JUMP OVER THE JACKS!
Snag: Huh? Well unknown voice, than TAKE THIS! GET HURT BY IT EVEN! *pulls out Shuff who's reading Rock Life Magazine, and throws him at Vambre and Prohyas*
Vambre and Prohyas dodge the mixel with Shuff lodging into the floor, but Shuff twisted himself to dig into the ground.
Snagglepus: When do you quit!? *pulls out a large wooden barrel barrel labeled "Garlic Powder" and chucks it*
Vambre: AGH! *Uses Little Blue Bomb Magisword to push the barrel back to Snagglepuss*
Snagglepuss uses a tennis racket to hit it back. Vambre hits it back again using her Magisword and then Snagglepuss hits it back, turning the scene into a Wii Sports Tennis parody. Suddenly, the Right Prohyas Head got an idea.
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Right Prohyas Head: *also covered in a giant hatj Look, another vampire behind you!
Snagglepuss: Where? *looks behind him*
Prohyas uses his Dolphin Magisword to spray water at Snagglepuss with enough pressure to launch Snagglepuss out the door.
Snagglepuss: AGH!
Cut to Jellystone Park with Huckleberry Hound raking leaves.
Huckleberry Hound: There, these leaves are finally raked! I just hope nothing out of the ordinary destroys this beautiful pile.
Snagglepuss flies into the leaf pile, making it fall apart.
Huckleberry Hound: *inhale* DANGIT!
Meanwhile, at El Chip's, Aviva was still resting her stomach (from last night when she ate the sheep in werewolf mode, unbeknownst to her) with the construction company patching up the wall due to Werviva crashing through it last night.
Speedy Gonzales: Señorita Aviva, are you okay?
Aviva: ..If I'm being honest, I don't really know.
Flurr: Hey, you guys see the werewolf on the security footage last night?
Glomp: Yeah, it was crazy weird!
Speedy: Si. The police are searching the streets top and bottom.
Aviva then coughs up some wool.
Aviva: *notices the wool* Huh.
Speedy: Did you eat the tail of a poodle?
Aviva: What? No.
Flurr: Well, the Sheep Shear Clothing Store lost six sheep last night... and call me crazy...
Glomp: You're crazy.
Flurr: But I think that you were at the store last night with the werewolf!
Aviva: ...I don't even remember being there, Flurr.
Meanwhile...
Huckleberry Hound: Now, there's been some troubles going around town. The missing sheep, Snagglepuss and his attack on my leaf pile...
(Note: Princess Daisy (who is a Phoenix) and Elinor (who is a Jacklope) are seen in the crowd.)
Huckleberry Hound: This has truly been a strange event, as you can see.
Sam Sheepdog: Yeah, I've lost my sheep!
Miko: And I have to deal with these weird snakes on my head!
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Huckleberry Hound: Now, now, I hear your complaints. *starts to hear a ghost* Huh? Must've been nothing.
The crowd murmurs indistinctly.
Teslo: So, I saw this statue of a pigeon and it looks pretty cool.
Flain: Oh, I've never seen that before.
Later that evening, Globert was walking through a sheep field.
Wooloos: Bahhhhh!
Globert jumped at the sudden sound of the Wooloos.
Globert: Hehe, you really got me.
Wooloo #463: *Wilhelm Scream*
Globert: Huh? *turns around*
A name tag falls to the ground, and an owl hoots in the background. Globert picks up the name tag. It reads #463 on the front, and "RUN" on the back in blood/ketchup/hot sauce. Globert gasps and backs away, dropping the name tag. Thunder sounds off in the distance (despite there not being a cloud in the sky) and a bottle of Moltes Hot Sauce rolls to Globert's foot...
Suddenly, Globert heard a growling that sounded like none other than... Aviva.
Wooloos: *screams and runs in the opposite direction of the werewolf*
Globert runs along with the Wooloos, away from Werviva. The Wooloos hide behind some bushes, with one covered in guacamole.
Guac Wooloo: Bah?
Globert: Huh?
Globert looks at the Guac Wooloo in confusion.
Guac Wooloo: Bah?
(Scent of guac+werewolf=💀)
The werewolf looked at the Guac Wooloo with her tounge drooling down.
Globert and the Guac Wooloo: AGH! *Runs away*
With some Benny Hill backing, a cat-and-two-mice chase ensues! The chase leads right into town, past El Chip's, and the clothing store.
Guac Wooloo: Bah! Bahhh!
Globert: WE'RE GONERS, GUACAMOLE! GONERS!
Cut to Kuffs and Chase walking out of the donut shop.
Kuffs: Ah, that hits the spot.
Chase: Nothing says bliss like a late night trip to the donut shop!
Guac Wooloo: (off-screen) BAH!
Chase and Kuffs notice Globert and the Guac Wooloo.
Chase: Oh, morning Globert!
Guac Wooloo: *bleats cowardly*
Kuffs: ..Why's that Wooloo covered in Guacamole?
Globert: I have been wondering that myself.
Guac Wooloo: Bah, bah bah! bah, bah, bah! BAHHHHH!
Stomping was heard, and then a loud roar right after.
Guac Wooloo: *screams a high-pitched scream*
Kuffs and Chase notice the werewolf coming after Globert and the Guac Wooloo.
Kuffs: AGH, RUN!
The chase was throughout town square with a few scenes of the group running past Vambre's window with Vambre trying to sleep.
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