《saiki k chatfic but it's canon and gay | published january 3rd, ENJOY !!》toritsuka likes purple haired chicks
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monday, 8:05 p.m. (kaidou, kuboyasu, toritsuka, nendou and saiki's group chat)
okay gays
guys*
how? the 'a' is way across the keyboard from the 'u'
uh it uh was uh autocorrect uh yeah uh (it was autocorrect)
yeah well, it works either way
guys i saw this tiktok and someone commented something about your search history appearing on the monthly house bill???
HAH! that isn't true! what is the point? plus, you think a months search history isn't a lot? your families must search a million things a month! and it wouldn't make sense to put the search history without adding the device the search was processed on and the time/date! and who would read all that? and don't bills get automatically paid anyway? don't trust people on tiktok!!
you're a person on tiktok too tho? but okay thanks for clearing that up! 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨🥴🥴😵😵😵
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ME TIKTOJA ...?
i literally follow you and like and comment on your videos?? you literally reply too??
WHAT NO WHO GAVE THAT TO YOU YOU MUST BE GOING INSANE REITA YOURE LITERALLY JUST HALLUCINATING LOL MUSTVE TAKE TOO MANY BONER MEDICINES LOL SILLY HOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh well the content is absolute shit anyway!
.
bye i gtg
NO I'M KIDDING
i have no idea what you just said
ur account is great, i knew it was urs, i was just kidding, don't cry please
kaidou are you crying?
no...........i-i-i-i-8xi-i-i *snuffles* *wipes tear* *fats* /satire
*GASPS*
😱😠😠😡😡😡🤬🤬🥵 GrTRRRRRRRRRR
YOU UPSET MY LITTEL JET BLACK WING WOLFIE BABY??? ALPHA IS MAD 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
NEWWWWWWOOOO🤯🤯🤯🥶🥶😱😨😨😥😰😳😳😳🤗😰😮😮😧 /sat
fals into ocean***
THANK YOU APLHA DADDY 🥺 *sings fight song*
anywy. s guys i can't find the right stuff to fill my desires with
like i read manga on illegal websites, watched... stuff..., and. huhuhuhu looked at pictures of men i mean me i mean men i e,an wimen
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wowm
anyone, like kaidou, is there any good games i could play?
games, as in video games???
yeah! i've played yaoi i mean otome i mean i. dan
my parents can get a little strict on internet restrictions, anything rated R would get me in trouble..
but why ask me? check out the internet, that should be your main source of info
nonono, 18+ stuff, leave that i don't mean that, i already have what i'm looking for in that area duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but i wanted to try that one dating simulator you were telling kuboyasu about😇!
i overheard you guys talking, i think you said something about a knife? a pen? sounded.. kinky
WHAT
i'm going to go eat. bye
OOOOHHHH.OHIHOOHOHOH
aren you literally disappear for 5 minutes then come back and join in the conversation, like it's always something with you
no shun, i think he's talking about doki doki
like.. literature club?
YES YES YES IM PRETTY SURE THATS THE ONE THANJ YOU
WAIT are you going to play it?
yeshhhahahah, it's a good dating sim isn't it? you seemed to like it! and i saw you looking at pictures while you were talking, that girl with the purple hair anenehenehjjsnsnsnjsj soooHOTTT...
TORITSUAK WHERE DID YOU EXPERIENCE ALL OF THIS ARE YOU STALKING EM OR HIM OR SOMEHTING
no! obviously i was just sitting a bit behind you in class!
u think i would take out my laptop and start showing aren pictures of ddlc in the middle of class?
YOURE NOT EVEN IN OUR CLASS
anyway! restraining order
What
no'n'
okay i'm launching doki doki literature club on steam rn annndd..
YOURE ALREADY PLAYING IT???? TORI ITS A 12 HOUR GAME BYE HWAT ARE YOU DOING
hm? ah okay! i can take it into the night, a night full of 4 cute girls in a literature club,, but there's no actual writing right?
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no.. but uh toritsuka it's not just a dating game, it gets pretty extreme and might induce trauma for a pea-brain like you i'm not even joking
ooooh, so the 'be older than 13' wasn't the actual rating? ah, i see, it gets extreme right? ahahahah, no ladies body can be traumatic for a man like me.
me and the purple haired chick are meant to be, because we both have purple hair!!
you know who else has purple hair?
....
uh uh uh, have a good one, and you're allowed to stop whenever you feel like it
OKAY it's begun, bye!
it's okay, he'll get tired of the reading in 20 seconds and open up rule 34
yeah, but he seemed intrigued
whatever, he won't last long
yeah, but if he does you won't hear the end of it.
kaidou ur sister is mora rihtj%.,
OOOOOH WHY IS REITA IN 😛🛴🏄♀️💝🐤🌹🌸🌞CAhoots🌞🐤💝🐞🌹🌸🏄♀️🛴😛 WITH HERa xs
*sora
shut i
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