《Jogiya : Baklu❤️Chikchiki ✓》Parameter Tests!! 🙄
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Hey Lovely Readers,
Back with a new Update...Hope you all will love it...
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Prachi : Mr. Hekdi! Ab hume farm ko jaana chahiye
Ranbir : Sure Miss. Patakha!
They left for the farm...
Ranbir was feeding the cows...
Prachi (in mind) : Yeh aadmi mujhe bahut gadabad lag rha hai...Kuch krna hoga...Haan PARAMETER TEST PART -1 Agar yeh aadmi yeh kaam sirf mujhe dikhane ke liye kr rha hoga, Toh isse kaam mein koi interest nhi hoga...
She went towards him..
Prachi : Mr. Hekdi! Can I help you?
Ranbir : Zarur..
Prachi(in mind) : Yeh Lo...3. Parameter test mein se ek mein abhi fail ho gya...Shabash! Zarur yeh iska Natak hai apne aap ko Mahaan saabit krne ka...
Prachi : Toh main kya kaam kroon Mr. Hekdi?
Ranbir : Vahan Vo jagah dikh rhi hai...Vo baithne ke liye banai hai...
Prachi : Toh usse saaf krna hai? Abhi kr deti hoon..
Ranbir : Chikchiki, Tumhe bas wahan jaake Aaram se Baithna hai...Ungli apne muh pr..Samjhi!
Prachi (in mind) : Akad toh dekho iski...Help krne ke liye pucha toh daant diya...Kaisa boss hai yeh...Hey Shiv Ji....Kahan phas gyi main? Iski Zindagi suljhate suljhate meri zindagi ka Kabada ho jaayega... Bahut Dhanya hai Pallavi Aunty, Jo isse khel rhi hain...
Prachi : Aap Pallavi Aunty ko bhi itna hi pareshan krte hain?
Ranbir : Kya?
Prachi : Nahi Matlab aap mein itni akad hai na ki pucho mat... Kisi bhi haste khelte aadmi ki zindagi jhanum bna sakte hain...Aur toh kisi ka dimaag ka dahi krna ho toh vo aap Sarvashresth Ranbir Kohli Ji se sikhe...Matlab itni Gun sikhe kahan se aapne? Aaj jaise lagte hain...
Ranbir : Chup...
He closed her mouth with his hand but they both lost balance and fell on the grass...
Ranbir : Vo...Vo..Mera farm ka kaam ho gya hai...Ab hum ghar jaa rhe hain...
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Prachi : Ok..
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They got up and straighted themselves...
Ranbir : Main animals ko paani pila deta hoon...
He left feeling awkward...
Prachi : PARAMETER TEST PART - 1 mein vo Mr. Hekdi pass hai...Ab PARAMETER TEST PART-2 ki baari hai....Agar usse apne animals se itna hi pyaar hoga, toh vo kabhi unka Ghar tutne nhi dega....
She went to the cow's shed and destroyed the roof....
Prachi : Ranbir Ji, Vo Cow ki shed ki Chat tut gyi h
Ranbir : Yeh kab hua...Isse thik Krna padega..
Prachi : Toh kya main Kisi ko bulaun...
Ranbir : Iski koi zarurat nhi hai...Main apna kaam khud kr sakta hun....
He took the ladder and placed it...
Ranbir : Ab Khadi hi mat Rehna....Yeh Ghaas pass krna...
Prachi nodded slightly...
She was passing him the grass and he was mending the roof...
Prachi(in mind) : Yeh PARAMETER TEST PART-2 mein bhi paas hai...Ab PARAMETER TEST PART-3 ki zarurat nhi hai....Bahut accha insaan hai Ranbir...Yeh koi Dhongi nhi hai aur mujhe vishwas hai...Jo apne Animals aur farm se itna pyar krta hai, vo insaan kabhi dhong kr hi nhi sakta...
Pallavi : Arey Tum dono aa gye... Accha hai...Ranbir Kal tumhe..
Ranbir : Pta hai...Kal mujhe Haridwar jaake logon ko khana khilana hai...Chala jaunga..
Pallavi : Um...vo..A....Ba....
Ranbir : Mom...Kya kehna hai...
Pallavi : Tu Prachi ko bhi le jaa na apne saath..
Prachi : What?
Pallavi pleaded her through eyes...
Prachi : I...Mean...Why not?
Ranbir : Maa Pr isse kyun leke jaana hai?
Pallavi : Vo Prachi...Vo..Matlab...Haan!!!! Vo Prachi ne Mannat maangi thi ki uski job lag jaayegi toh vo Haridwar Snan ke liye jaayegi...
Prachi : Hai?? Mera...Matlab....Haan! Haan!
Ranbir : Ok fine...
Prachi : Kitne baje jaana hai?
Ranbir : 4:30 Bje...
Prachi : Accha 4:30 bje hi na....Kya!!!!!!!!??????
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She started coughing loudly 😂😂
Pallavi gave her water...
Pallavi : Beta, Are you fine?
Ranbir was seeing her awkwardly...
Prachi : Aunty aap puch rhe ho Are you fine?
Ranbir : Ek min..Ek min..Tum toh anpadh ho..Phir tumhe Are you fine ka matlab kaise pta?
Prachi : Vo...Maine...Vo....Aisa...Vo... Matlab...Yaad aaya!! Vo Mama se sikha hai... Haan...
Ranbir : Thik hai...Bye..
Ranbir left..
Pallavi : Beta vo..
Prachi : Aunty aapne kya bol diya...Mujhse subah 9 baje nhi uthe hota hai aur aap 4:30 bje ki baat kr rhi hain?
Pallavi : Sorry Beta...
Prachi : Ab uthna toh padega...
Pallavi : Beta, ek aur baat...Ranbir apne samay ka bahut pakka hai....Toh
Prachi : Aunty aaj aap mujhe heart attack doge...Yeh kaisa beta paida kiya hai aapne?
Pallavi : Beta vo Sorry....Main...
Prachi : Aunty...I am going now...Aur ho sake toh apne uss Bhayanak bete se mujhe
Dur rakhna....
Pallavi : Pr beta vo ab tumhara friend ban gya hai....You have to be with him for being his bestie...
Prachi : Hmm...Sure Aunty....
He was reading books...Prachi came in with milk and saw him....She knocked...
Ranbir : Aa jao...
Prachi : Vo aapka Doodh...
Ranbir : Thank You
Prachi : Aap kaunsi book padh rhe hain?
Ranbir : Yeh Swami Vivekananda ke astitva ki kahaani hai...
Prachi : Oh!
She sat down near him...
Prachi : Aapse kuch puchna tha...
Ranbir : Pucho...
Prachi : Aapke room mein Swami Vivekananda ki itni saari Photos...Aur Dhyaan lagana...Matlab aap Bhagwan ki taraf aakarshit ho...
Ranbir : Haan..Main Roz dhyaan lagata hoon..
Prachi : Aapke kitne dost hain?
Ranbir : Mere college mein 2 Friends hain..Aur ek tum ho...
Prachi : Main Bhi...
Ranbir : Haan...
Prachi : Kya hum best friends ni ban sakte? Matlab sirf naam ke liye hi nhi...Aapko mere saath sab kuch share krna hoga...Chahe vo kuch bhi kyun na ho!
Prachi : So Best Friends?
She forwarded her hand...
He looked in her eyes which was showing the truth in her eyes That Yes, This friendship means her a lot....
Ranbir smiled...
Ranbir : Sure...
He clasped her hand....
They both smiled....
Done with this update also...See today I updated 3 stories for my Lovely Readers....Hope you will like it..
To be Continued...
Stay tuned...
Bbye...
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