《SAIRAT OS》OS 1.3
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Sai : Bas..............(she shouted) yeh aap log kya bole jaa rhe hai . Kuch pta bhi hai ki aap log bina soche samjhe kya bole jaa rhe hai haa?😡
Patralekha : Tum toh aise baat kar rhi ho ki jaise tumne kuch kiya hi na ho arrey tum jaisi characterless ladki se or umeed bhi kya ki jaa sakti hai or......................
Before she could say anything a tight slap landed on her face and she fell on floor on Sai's feet. Any guesses who slapped her?
Yes, it is our fierce Sai joshi her eyes were burning red in anger it was looking like it was not Sai but it was goddess kali standing in front of them.
Sai : Pakhi kehte hai na jinke khud ke ghar sheeshe ke ho voh dusro ke ghar par pathar nhi feka karte par shyd aapne yeh kahawat nhi suni hai or sunti bhi kaise kyunki padhai toh apne ki hi nahi haina?
Chaliye aaj mai apko ek baat btati hu jo mere pati..........oops apke dusre pati ne mujhse kahi thi ki chaar kitabe padhne do degree hasil karne se koi khub padh likh nahi leta asli jaankari parivaar se aati hai. Vaise parivar se mujhe ek cheez yaad aayi aap or baki sab gharwale kehte rehte hai na ki mere aaba ne mujhe kya sikhaya hai? Hmm. Aaj mai aapse puchti hu ki aapke aai baba ne aapko kya sikhaya hai yhi ki ek bhai ke kareeb rehne ke liye kaise dusre bhai se shadi kar lo? Waqt bewaqt apne devar ke kamre ke bahar khadi hokar uska intezar karo or agr voh bahr nhi aaye toh uski or uski patni ke beech ki baate suno unke darwaze ke bahr khadi hokar? Apne devar par dore daalo? Uske bedroom me bina knock kiye muh uthake ghuse chale aao voh bhi tb jab voh apni patni ke sath ho?? Haa😠😠
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Virat : Bas tumhari himmat kaise hui mere ghar par aakar meri biwi se aise baat karne ki? Bhulo mat ab patralekha meri biwi hai.
Sai (smiled sarcastically) : Biwi......🙄
Bilkul Mr. Chavan mai bhuli nahi hu ki yeh aapki biwi hai par aap shyd yeh bhul gye ki ab mai aapki biwi Sai Virat Chavan nahi balki Dr. Sai Joshi hu jiss par aapka koi haq nahi hai or jo ab aapki baaton me nahi aayegi.
Virat : Konsi Dr. Hone ka dawa kar rhi ho tum yeh jo Dr. Sai Joshi hu Mai ek Dr. hu yeh bolti rehti ho bhulo mat ki doctor bhi tumhe maine hi banaya hai apne parivaar ke khilaf jaake unse ladkar. Jis par itna ghamand karti ho voh meri vajah se mili hai tumhe or tum toh ehsaan faramosh nikli yeh sila diya tumne mere pyaar ka mere tyag ka ha??😡
Sai : Ehsaan faramosh mai hu? Like seriously Mr. Chavan aap hosh me toh hai ki aap kya bol rhe hai or to or aapne konse tyag kiye hai?
Patralekha : Sai tum iss tarah se mere pati baat nahi karogi samjhi tum?
Sai : Oh.... Toh aap bhi Mr. Chavan hai mujhe nahi pta tha aage se dhyan rakhungi ho? Abhi ke liye maala maaf kara. Do logo ke beech me bolne ki aapki fitrat hai ya aadat kyunki jaha tk mujhe yaad hai yaha par mai Mr. Chavan oops sorry ha mai Mr. Virat Chavan se baat kar rhi hu shyd yhi hai inka naam. Par shyd yeh Mr. Virat Chavan nahi hai kyuki Virat toh mardo ka naam hota hai par yaha toh koi mard hai hi nahi yaha toh sab aurat hi aurat hai baki yaha toh sirf ek hi mard the mere samrat dada baki toh sab aurton ke pallu se bandhe hue hai. Nahi.
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Patralekha : Jaban sambhalke baat karo Sai tum mere pati ke baare me baat kar rhi ho.
Sai : Nahi mai toh iss ghar ki sacchai bta rhi hu bas jo maine dekha baki toh.............. aap logo ki sacchai toh aap log hi jante hai.
Virat : Enough! Bht bol liya tumne or bht sun liya humne ab band karo apna drama or jao yaha se .
Sai: Itni jaldi bhi kya hai abhi toh maine bolna bhi shuru nahi kiya or aap log abhi se thak gye jab aap log mujhe 24*7 sunate tb aapne nhi socha ki mai bhi thak sakti hu. Jab apki bhabhi best friend sorry bhabhi sorry sorry "sabse pyari cheez " mujhe taane marti thi mujhe neecha dikhati thi sabke samne beizzat karti thi mentally torture karti thi or aap chup chap khade hokar apni biwi ke liye stand nhi lete the or ulta inka sath dete tb aapne nhi socha ki mujh par kya asar hoga in sabka ek 19 saal ki ladki par kya asar padega jisne uss waqt haal hi me apne aaba ki chita ko agni di thi unhe apne samne ek ek saans ko lene ke liye ladte dekhna padega kabhi socha aapne ha? Socha aapne ? Iska jawab mai deti hu yeh aapne kabhi nahi socha .😡(she faced them fiercely and retorted at same pitch of voice) .....................continued
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Forgive for any of my grammatical mistakes or if I could not match upto your expectations.
Feel free to criticize and suggest new ideas.
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