《Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character)》Chapter 9: The Unexpected Visitor
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After a few hours of sitting around and doing nothing we were all sitting in the office. Blitzo was watching TV with Millie and Loona and I were sitting next to each other whilst she slept with her head on my shoulder and her leg on the table. Blitzo didn't like the Ad that was playing which had something to do with heaven and a company called C.H.E.R.U.B and so to my surprise when he shot the TV causing it to explode, Millie commented to Blitzo "Nice one B" and Blitzo told Moxxie "Give me another one Mox" and he did so placing another TV where the old one had just been. I look over at Loona who was still asleep after Blitzo had exploded a TV not far from us, I have no idea how she was able to sleep through that but yet I didn't care enough and I continued to watch what them three were doing.
The new TV was turned on and Blitzo already didn't like what was on and said to Moxie "Nor feeling it NEXT!" which scared Moxxie as I think he thought that Blitzo might try and shoot the TV again to which I was wondering if he might do also. Blitzo ordered Moxxie to skip two channels but he decided to stay on one channel which was an Ad for a company called 'Wacky Wally Wackfords Wacky Idea Factory' That had to have been the biggest name for a company I have ever seen, he seemed pathetic as well as in the add he begged the viewer for give him money, I couldn't help but scoff laugh at it. I was caught off guard when Blitzo yelled out "Bingo!" and shot this TV as well! causing debris to come across the table to where Loona and I was, I swept some of it off and I saw Loona kick slightly whilst she was sleeping, I though to myself "Now that is cute".
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The whole building suddenly began to shake which instantly woke up Loona and spilled her empty drink cup over to which she said to everyone "Uh guys do you feel that" I looked at her and said "Yeah what is it?" That was when Blitzo said "Oh shit is that a hell shake?" As Loona and I walked over towards Moxxie and Millie, Moxxie asked "Wait that's possible?" Millie then says in a panic "Alright don't panic Moxxie!" To which Moxxie air quotes "I'm not panicking as hell quakes don't happen" To which I nearly lost my shit when Loona started violently shaking Moxxie yelling " STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL FATTY!" and bitch slapped him to the other side of the fucking room! I wheezed to hard I coughed a little.
Then where Moxxie was just was fucking disintegrated when a massive wrecking ball made out of cables smashed through the wall covering Moxxie in ruble and a strange demon walked in which freaked Loona and I, She got down on all fours and growled with her tail floofing and...I growled as well with me noticing and baring my claws standing next to her.
The strange figure says "Do not be afraid" whilst looking menacing as shit looking lock Doctor Octopus with cables extending from him. Blitzo nonchalantly and with hope in his voiced asked "Please tell me you do have that insurance thingy?" Millie then somewhere pulls out an axe and looking crazy yelled "Who are you and what do you want?!" The figure introduced himself "I am Loopty Goopy, dastardly inventor of things Loopty and Loopish!" Loona places a paw on her hip and says "Could've just used the door dude, it doesn't have to be this whole...thing".
Loopty Goopy then got to close to for comfort for both Loona and I and he said to Loona "I am eccentric and therefor must do eccentric shit!" and then for some fucking weird ass reason Blitzo decides to smell the guys ass? Like what the fuck man! Blitzo then cringes and then says "Ugh this old fuck reeks of the living world, did you just die?" To which Loopty Goopy responds "Yeeessss moments ago in fact, to which has brought me heeerrreee" Loona then said "Just sayin, the front door would have gotten you here fine" Loopty Goopy then says to Loona something which made my blood boil "Shut up dear furry, this is the man I need you to kill" as he shows a picture of an old guy on his death bed. Loona was already growling at his response and so was I, I was just about to rip the fucker a new one as well when he moved out of the way of my clawed swipe.
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Blitzo began to say "Not even a shits length of time in hell and already plotting revenge, I can respect a man with that sorta passion, the names Blitzo the O is silent" to which Loopty Goopty stupidly asks "What O?" Blitzo then asked him "What's the teas sis?" Loopty Goopty looked taken aback and said "The tea?!" Moxxie which we haven't heard from since he got covered in rubble called out "Guys a little help?!" To which Blitzo ignored entirely and Loona and I looked and each other and snickered as Blitzo continue to ask the guy "So why are we killing this guy, what did he do to you?" Moxxie then called out again "Guys please help!" and then something unintelligible possibly due to having his lungs crushed probably.
Loopty Goopy gets emotional and gives his backstory saying "He was my business partner! You see I was not always an old man, my partner Lyle and I ran Lyle and Loopty Robotics. A technological empire! Earlier today we were testing a new machine intended to swap or reverse the aging process, that could of saved all three trillionaires! Unfortunately we neglected to test the machine on the poor like we usually do, we were too sure of our own genius but the machine was accidentally set forward! By the time we managed to get out it was too late at least for me. Now that evil son of a bitch is going to take over the empire we built together! Without me to share it with he will make all the god damn money in the world and become the fourth Trillionaire and get all the credit!"
Blitzo seemed skeptical and commented "Hmm uh I dunno that doesn't really sound evil?" Loopty Goopty then responded "Well it's evil towards meeee". Already this guy's voice was getting on my nerves and I wanted him gone, and after the comment he made towards Loona she wanted him gone also. "Moxxie made an audible noise saying "Everything is going dark" to which Loopty Goopty distracted everyone by saying "Now get your crimson asses above and send that heartless no good son of a bitch to hell where he belongs!" Blitzo stumbled with his words before saying "You do know Pootpy" Loopty quickly retorted "Loopty!: Which Blitzo said nervously "Of course, of course. If we do kill him though and he does end up down here you know he will be stuck with him...for ever" Loopty Goopty made me shive when he said "Oh trust me...I'm counting on it" he said with a deep voice but then Moxxie said the weirdest thing and said "that's Kinda hot"
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