《Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character)》Chapter 23: Waiting For The Forged Documents
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I began to speak to Loona "To pretend to be my pet dog will mean that you will walk on all fours...as well as you will have to take off your clothes" Loona looked mortified and yelled "I AM NOT WALKING AROUND WITH NO CLOTHES ON!" I snort and said to Loona "I don't really want my girlfriend on show either but we have to do it, besides you look great without clothes on" in a seductive which made Loona become flustered and embarrassed and hit me slightly in the arm before saying "This better work" I then pull out my phone to double check if Loona needs anything to travel and then my blood runs cold when I read about what I need for her to travel, Loona looks at me worriedly and asks "Babe is everything okay?" I look at her stammering and I show her the requirements "We need a health certificate for you as well as microchip you for travel" Loona rubs her arm embarrassingly "I actually don't need a microchip as when I was in the orphanage I got the tattoo instead within my left ear" I look at her understandably as this was embarrassing her and I said to her "Okay so now we only need a document but how are we going to get a document her and now within the hour for us to travel?" Loona then says to me "Blitzo before he adopted me used to forge documents as a side gig when he used to work at an amusement park called LooLoo Land, I can call him if you like?" I excitedly say "Yes, yes, yes please do that, if we get that document we're all clear!"
Loona pulls out her phone and calls Blitzo and I hear her say on the phone to Blitzo "Hey Blitzo we're in a bit of trouble, No! no, no not that kind of trouble. Carter and I need help in forging a document, what kind you ask? We need a Great Britain health certificate and we need you to fill it all in and make it look like I have everything in order to travel abroad" Loona listens for a bit and nods with a smile on her face and then says "Alright Blitzo send them to me soon" and then hangs up and looks at me and says "Blitzo said that he can do them within the hour, we should be good as soon as I receive them" I give a thumbs up and now all we can do is nothing but wait.
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In the meantime Loona and I are sitting down and watching TV, I began to flick through the channels Loona was mesmerized by what was on human Tv, I obviously figured out that our worlds Tv was way better than Tv in Hell. Loona yelled out "Stop go back!" and I flicked back a few channels and we began to watch MTV the show that was on was I show that I myself watched when I was alive which was 'Ridiculousness' we sat there laughing at people hurting themselves. I turn to face Loona who was still watching the show and laughing, It's a wonderful feeling to see Loona laughing. Even though that I am dead and now a demon with a demon Hell Hound for a girlfriend I have never felt this normal before. After the show ended Loona turned to face me and said "This is the funniest shit ever and is it always like this?" I chuckle and reply "Yeah it's always like this, you have guest come on and they just get to react to funny videos and have a good time" It was at that moment that we both heard Loona's phone vibrate and we instantly knew what that meant and we both looked down at her phone to read the message from Blitzo which read "Here you go you two I forged both documents and got them into the systems so you should be okay to travel".
We both looked at each other that reading it and I said to Loona "Well we got them lets get ready". I packed the bags ready and placed them at the door ready and then I turned to Loona and raised my eyebrows at her to which she looked at me confusingly asked "Why are you looking at me like that?" I then said "Have you already forgot what you have to do?" Loona stand there thinking before she groans and slaps her face and said "Fuck I remember, I am going to hate this". Loona then transforms back into her regular Hell Hound form and then takes of her clothes and stand there maked and then she goes onto all fours, it would have been a great disguise if only she didn't have tits that were visible, We both noticed the problem and then I said to her "We need to think of something to hide them without making it look weird for a pet" Loona then sighed and stood up and walked over to my suitcase and opened it up and went rummaging through my clothes until she pulled out my grey knitted jumped and put it on which she then grabbed her own clothes which she took off and put inside my suitcase and zipped it back up and then went back down on all fours. She then looked at herself and said "I think this will work, I saw somewhere that owners sometime give their jogs jackets and coats so this doesn't look that odd" I stepped back and looked at Loona I said to her "Actually Loona, that is brilliant, you're a genius" Loona blushed and said "It wasn't that great" to which I replied "No really it is. I actually think that jumper suits you, you can keep it if you want I no longer have a need for it". Loona smiles and says "Thanks babe, this will be a bed jumper".
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