《Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character)》Chapter 38: The Happy Hotel
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I had bought the photo and took a look at it, I felt one sing tear slide down my face. Loona wipes the tear away and said "It's a nice photo isn't it?" I replied "It's not just a nice photo, it's a fucking lovely photo that will go on our bedside table". John agreed and said "It truly is a great photo of the great couple".
As the three of us left the park I got an unexpected phone call from a number that wasn't in my contacts list, my curiosity got the best of me and so I answered the phone "Hello? this is Carter speaking" I instantly regretted answering when I heard Alastor's voice on the other end "Hello Carter my dear boy, it's Alastor here. Sorry for calling you but I had no other way of contacting you". I sighed and said "What can I help you with Alastor?" Alastor cheerily replied "I need to have a discussion with you my dear boy about your recent antics, think of it as a doctor checking up on his patient". I look at John and Loona before replying to Alastor over the phone "Sure where do you want to meet?" Alastor replied "Meet me at the Happy Hotel, ask for me at the front desk and I will come down and get you". I replied casually and said "Alright Alastor I guess I will swing by later" I hung up and John then said "That was him wasn't it?" I sighed and said "Yep, that was Alastor" Loona then asked "What did he want?" I then replied "Alastor wants to meet up at his place of work at a place called the Happy Hotel".
John looked confused and angry and said "Wait one of the most powerful overlords in Hell is working at a rehabilitation hotel which aims at trying to get people to Heaven?! There is no way that such a cunt of a man wishes to get people into Heaven he's too sadistic, Thats it! I'm coming also". John Lennon clicked his fingers again and his car appeared in front of us and we all got in. The Rolls-Royce drove off leaving tire screech marks on the tarmac as it left the car park and made it onto the main road. An hour or so later after arriving in a different city we saw the hotel in the distance and drove towards it. A few minutes after that we drove through the front gates and the Rolls-Royce parked out the front door and I could see through the tinted windows a spider like demon leave wearing a pink fluffy scarf and pink star shaped glasses, at first I thought it was female at first until it spoke "Alright Charlie I'm heading out" and to my surprise he was a male despite his looks. He looked at the car and smiled and said "Woah who own this funky car?" John opened the door and we all got out. He didn't seem bothered by John and Loona but went wide eyed when he saw me "Wait y-you your the guy from the internet! Carter right?" I stuck out my hand and said "Uh yeah that's correct I'm Carter" the demon shook my hand and introduced himself "The name's Angel Dust puddin, I must say I was impressed at your musical talents...kinda hot". Loona growled and shouted "He's already taken! By me!" Angel dust laughed and left but not before saying "haha I'm only kiddin, well see ya".
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Loona, John and I entered the hotel and it looked really nice, it looked straight out of the early 60's, even John said "I feel like I've been in a place like this" to which I jokingly said "Yes John I'm sure you've been in a hotel before also" John said sarcastically "Haha very funny" and we approached the front desk and I dinged the bell and waited for someone to come down to greet us. Moments later a female moth like demon answers the ding and greets us "Oh great new sinners ready to be rehabil-" she stops when she sees us, she looks back and fourth between John and I and starts pointing and sputtering before she blurts out "HOLY FUCK IT'S CARTER AND JOHN FUCKING LENNON!" I started laughing at her outburst and then John said whilst chuckling "Yes perfect observation love, do you mind getting Alastor down her? He's expecting us" Next thing we turn to a door that was kicked open to see a winged cat like demon wearing a bow tie and top hat which yells "Vaggie why the fuck are you yelling?!" He see's John Lennon and drops his cheap booze and then shouts "Holy fuck it's John Lennon!" Vaggie yells "Husk I literally jut said that!"
I calm said "Yes we know it's John Lennon but can you pleas call call down Alastor as he is expecting us, Well just me, but you know friends came with me" Vaggie nods and presses an intercom button nd says into it "Hey Alastor there is some people down here to see you" I hear Alastor on the intercom reply "People? I was only expecting an associate of mine called Carter" Vaggie replied "Yes he's here but he's got a few friends with him" Alastor sighs and replies back "Send them up to me please dear" Vaggie then points down the hallway and says "First door on the right, it's a pleasure to meet both of you John Lennon and Carter" John replies "Always a pleasure to meet a fan" and clicks at her and I simply said "Thanks whilst walking past her with Loona following next to me.
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We walk down towards his office and I knock on the door and I hear Alastor say "You may enter" and so we did, closing the door behind us and Alastor turns around on a red suede swivel chair and as soon as he saw John Lennon his face went sour and said gritting his teeth "We meet again John" And John Lennon said whilst crossing his arms and narrowing his eyes "Hello Al, fuck any poor unsuspecting souls?" Loona and I both shouted out "WAIT YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?!"
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