《Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character)》Chapter 58: World Ending Information
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Whilst Blitzo and the others were taking the guys valuables such as Gucci bags, jewelry and illegal firearms and were dumping them through the portal that we had made in the middle of the room, I was on the guys computer and I was taking a look at what information this guy had. If he had information that could put every single Republican in prison this guy was bound to have something else, so I began looking. I opened up his files folders and saw regular personal documents such as bills, receipts...unsurprisingly porn, but as I delved deeper into the documents I found a trove! Not only did I find the document that the CIA guy wanted destroyed but I found documents which could also put every single Democrat in prison also! Millie walked up behind me and looked over my shoulder to see what I was doing and asked "Hey Carter what're doing?" I replied back "I was just going though this guys files, this guy had dirt on not only Republicans but also Democrats. If this info was to go out then the entire government would collapse and then who knows what the consequences would be" Blitzo had a sack on his shoulder filled with goods that he just dropped into the portal and said "Carter just why do you care exactly what happens of earth? You're dead it's not your world anymore" I swiveled on the chair and faced Blitzo and replied back "In case you have forgotten Sir I still have family here, one in which I love dearly and if this information gets out, I may be exaggerating this but it could lead to the end of the world, I really don't want my family to die, at least not until of natural causes. Especially my Mom, I just gave her a second chance at life and now she can be happy, I don't want more harm to come to her".
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I then turned back around and went back to the computer and began digging some more, I found files on high profile people such as celebrities and heads of companies, some of the shocking info I found was that Mark Zuckerberg was actually a lizard man from a secret society underground. If I thought that the existence of Heaven and Hell was world altering then this certainly added to the pot. I began searching some more and found that Hitler actually fled to Argentina and helped Pinochet gain control and died in 1975, he was cremated and his ashes were scattered in Austria somewhere in the Alps. I crossed my arms and leant back in my chair and I asked Blitzo "Hey Sir, do you know about Adolf Hitler?" Blitzo looked up and said "I have a faint clue about him, he's the guy that conquered most of Europe and caused some sort of genocide right?" I replied back "Thats a brief explanation of him yes, well do you know if he's you know, down in hell with us?" Blitzo replied "Maybe but high profile people from earth usually don't last long in hell as they're either killed by demons or killed during the Annual Extermination, the exception of course being your friend John Lennon" I looked puzzled and said "The what now?" Blitzo replied "Nothing important as of now just continue what your doing and just destroy the info once your done".
I did as I was told and continued to search though the files and found some more, this time on other world politicians in Germany, Russia and the United Kingdom. How this slob managed to get this information I will never know or I don't want to know as I may not like the answer. I found a strange file that was a regular Word document that was a contingency plan. To sum up what it entailed it was basically a plan that if anyone found out about him trying to collect this information and to put people away, then all the files would automatically be uploaded to the internet and basically cause World War 3. I started having a panic attack as we as assassins who were hired to kill this guy may have just averted a third world war but barely. I regained my composure and then disconnected the hard drive and destroyed the computer just in case. Blitzo and the others saw what I did and Blitzo said "So you're done? Good lets get the fuck out of here" We all did as he said and we all jumped into the portal, closing behind us.
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Loona was sitting at the desk and stood up and her tail started wagging when she saw me, My tail started wagging too and Loona ran up to me and we embraced in a hug, we both started laughing and I picked her up and we spun around in a circle. After I put her down and we stopped laughing she said to me "I missed you, so how was it?" I then replied "Um pretty easy, Blitzo just shot him in the head and then my job was to just erase some information and as you can see the others just robbed his place. For a slob he was pretty loaded" Loona then asked "So what was the information that you needed to delete?" I replied back "Well uh basically I was originally just supposed to delete information that would've caused the Republicans to be arrested. But I did some more searching and found out that the guy had information on everything and if that information became public it would've caused World War 3" Loona went wide eyed and said "Holy shit! You destroyed it right?" I replied "Of fucking course I did, I'm not leaving that shit for someone to find" Loona bit her lip and said "So you saved the world technically? I guess that makes you a hero" I could see where Loona was going with this and I replied back "I suppose so, do you like hero's?" Loona then grabbed my face and said "Yeah especially when they're my boyfriend" We then started aggressively started making out and we fell onto the floor. Moxxie saw us and said "Ugh come on you two break it up and help us unpack this shit" Of course as we're making out Loona flips him the bird and Moxxie just rolls his eyes and walks off. Blitzo then see's and said "I don't mind you two showing love just if you're going to be doing it like the way you're doing it now then take it to the bedroom".
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