《groovy - steven hyde》043
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the gang, minus eric and donna were all at funland.
"okay, michael, now we have to stay together. every time we come here you get lost." jackie said to kelso.
"damn, jackie, there's fun around every corner." kelso said.
"micheal, what are the rules?" jackie asked him.
"uh, no hitting you from behind with the bumper cars." kelso said.
"and?" jackie asked.
"and no riding the goats at the petting zoo." kelso replied.
"and? we have to stay together, michael!" jackie shouted.
"fine! balloons!' kelso cheered as a man walked by with balloons.
"stay!" jackie said.
"hey there, kids! i'm woofy, the funland dog, and i'm here to make sure that you have fun, fun, fun!" the guys in the costume said patting hyde on the head.
"you touch me like that again, you're gonna eat your alpo through a straw, straw, straw." hyde said.
"whoa, okeydokey. well, i'm going down to the saloon to look for the guy who shot my paw." the guy said before walking away.
"did you really have to yell at him?" isabella said to hyde making him roll his eyes.
"oh, my god. that was woofy and he talked to us." fez said.
"okay, guys, we gotta pick a place to meet in case we split up. how about the corner of fun street and fun boulevard? i mean, that should be easy enough for even michael to remember." jackie said turning around to see he was gone.
"michael? great. now we'll never find him." jackie said.
"ah, sure we will. all we have to do is show people his picture and they'll help us find him." fez said taking out his wallet.
"you have a picture of kelso in your wallet?" hyde asked him.
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"of course. i carry pictures of all my friends." fez said showing them his pictures.
"you're friends with nipsey russell?" jackie asked.
"i want to be." fez replied.
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isabella and hyde were together while fez and jackie went opposite directions to find kelso.
isabella saw hyde had found a shirt and they went to go find fez.
"hey! fez, check it out." hyde said showing fez his shirt.
"fun university." fez read off the shirt.
"now check out the back." hyde said turning it around.
"f.u." fez read making isabella laugh.
"i don't get it." fez said.
"f.u., man. f.u.!" hyde said making fez more confused.
oh, right. fu. that's a good one. that's a good one." fez said making isabella laugh harder.
"i tried to look for michael, but i can't see over the crowd. aw, i wish donna was here. she's a giant." jackie said walking over to them.
"don't remind me. i asked her and asked her and asked her to come, and she just kept saying... get out of my bathroom, fez!" fez told them.
"huh, i wonder why." isabella said sarcastically making hyde laugh.
"well, we still have to find michael. so, what time is it?" jackie said.
"did someone ask what time it is?" woofy said coming up to them.
"oh, boy." isabella mumbled.
"why, here in fundland, it's always fun o'clock!" woofy said before some men started singing.
"yeah, yeah, thanks a lot, you morons." hyde said before they walked away to go find kelso.
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"that was the house of mirrors? i have more mirrors than that in my purse." jackie said.
"why is everyone leaving?" fez asked seeing everyone was going back to their cars.
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"oh, my god. what time is it?" jackie asked as woofy walked up to them again.
"did someone ask what time it is?" woofy said.
"yeah, we know. it's fun o'clock. get killed." hyde told him.
"no, it's closing time, kids time for you to go." woofy said pushing them.
"but, woofy, we still haven't found our friend." fez told him.
"yeah? well, golly gee, that's just too... come on! get out!oh, except for you, two." woofy said ticking isabella and jackie while howling at them.
isabella and jackie ran behind hyde and fez. hyde looked at woofy and woofy ran away before hyde could punch him.
"dirt dog." isabella said.
"all right. let's go." hyde said looking at his girl.
"okay, but what about michael?" jackie asked.
"look, there's been lost dogs who've traveled hundreds of miles... to be reunited with their families. now, kelso is not as smart as that... but i'm sure he can make it the 12 miles back to forman's." hyde replied.
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isabella was sitting on the couch and she used hyde's legs as a stool.
everyone heard the door open and they turned to see donna walk in.
"wow! donna, you look great. what could it be? oh, i know! you lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. burn, eric, burn!" jackie said.
"okay, first of all... i weigh 130-40-49... pounds." eric said.
"yeah. you look good too, eric. you lost your one true love, so... looking good." fez said.
"eric, i found these records of yours, and i thought you might want them back." donna told eric holding out the records.
"ah, the unpleasant exchange of possessions after the horrific break up. awkward for them, entertaining for us." hyde said.
isabella laughed and she got up to sit beside him before elbowing him.
hyde placed his arm around her shoulder and isabella couldn't help the smile on her face.
"whoa, did i miss something here?" donna asked looking at the couple.
"what?" isabella asked pulling away from hyde.
"you just put your arm around bella, are you guys..." eric began but got cut off.
"no!" isabella and hyde both shouted.
"she just had dust on her shoulder so i brushed it off." hyde lied.
"whoa. shut up. don kirshner's starting." kelso said changing the subject.
"oh, right. paul mccartney and wings are on tonight." donna said before sitting on the couch.
isabella saw eric standing awkwardly since he didn't wanna sit beside donna.
"okay, so... okay, we're all here now. so, um... so, donna, you're staying?" eric asked her.
"okay." donna replied.
"what i meant to say was... look, donna, i don't think it's cool if you hang out here." eric told her.
"so, what, you're like, kicking me out? wow. okay, then. bye." donna said before leaving.
"well, if you're kicking her out, then you're kicking me out." jackie said standing up.
"no, jackie, no. oh, wait. i mean, bye!" eric shouted.
isabella ended up leaving after a while. she didn't want to pick sides in the argument since she cared about both eric and donna.
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