[After setting up your luggage, you sat in your backyard. Katie Killjoy sat next to you toking up for the trip.]

Katie Killjoy: So your telling me all you got was a shitty arrow?

Y/n: Yup, do I care though? Not really. Just a bunch of shit that I can't even comprehend anymore.

Katie Killjoy: Then just fucking shoot the damn thing. Maybe it'll hit someone walking, that'd be great.

Y/n: I don't have a bow but I can just chuck it.

Katie Killjoy: That would work...

[Taking the arrow you got a good grip on it and threw it with all the force you can use. The arrow only goes a couple feet before disappeared.]

Katie Killjoy: You could've at least held back a little bit...

Y/n: I mean... you never said I had to hold back.

Katie Killjoy: I guess...You think it will...Hey, do you see that?

Y/n: See what?

Katie Killjoy: That!

[Looking into the air you see a "hole in the air" before it sucked you and Katie in. Flashing lights and warped reality's flood your mind before your met with the galaxy. It was the most beautiful thing you have have ever seen, until you felt yourself getting sucked backwards, you screamed in horror until you fell down into something soft."]

"Oomf" You looked on what you landed on, a simple bed. However you felt something was 'off'

"Why am I talking like that" you asked yourself.

"LIKE THAT!". The sudden change in writing is scaring you, how do you even know your what the writing is.

"Oh your here..." A strange man stood in front of you, he wore a ski mask, green jacket, black jeans, and black timbs.

"Where am I exactly" You asked the man.

"My domain, A.K.A my room, now I you have a lot of questions but I'll answer one off the bat. I am Fancymeatcomputer. You're creator/God, and the person who is making you talk like this instead of the block"

Author: This

Y/n: Wait so your my creator?

Author: I'm the author, your just a figment of my imagination. People want to be you and they are you.

The sudden information of you having a creator that isn't god is mind boggling. Makes you want to go insane.

"Enough with the chit chat, I have a couple words to say. First of all, I'm thinning the herd, I have a so called....Audience who wants to woo the girls you/they want to woo. Me personally I enjoy Katie Killjoy, some prefer Loona, others Octavia, Some Stella. That's completely fine, BUT there's simply too much and I can't remember who is what and where." The author proclaims.

"So what you want me to leave my friends and girlfriends?"

The author sits down at his desk before opening up a masterpiece game called "Fortnite".

"I'm saying that I can't keep up with most characters. Stolas, Stella, Via, Loona, Moxxie, Dust, Fizz, Ozzie, Charlie, maybe a character or two that I'm missing can stay, but everyone else, they'll show up for maybe a 'one shot' deal. No hard feelings but can't bang everyone in the universe Yknow"

You looked at the authors computer just to see him dancing as the god of war.

"Two more things Y/n, or whatever your name is. That body I gave you has crazy abilities and what not but it's too much to remember, so what I'll do is give you a chunk of my 'Power'. So whenever you want to fight someone with something, just think it up and it'll happen. Call it a cosmic power. The other thing is your not gonna forget this event. Keep it as a reminder that your life is in the hands of an 18 year old idiot who has a crippling Fortnite addiction."

Looking around the authors room, you saw that it was pretty bland.

" I'm less concerned about this experience and more considered about my relationships! What's gonna happen to-"

The author interrupts. "Like I said, some characters will have stronger bonds than others, they're ''main' characters, but I want get rid of others. You can have a date once in awhile, or a fuck session. All up to me I guess, but don't worry about that."

The Author tosses you a can of Pepsi.

"Take that as a sign of peace, I'm not after your blood. I'll send you home in a quick sentence then go to bed, chip chop."

After one blink youre back in your backyard, as if nothing happened, the arrow still in your hand.

"Hurry the fuck up Y/n and throw it already!"

Killjoy just stood there before noticing you putting the arrow back down.

"I'm good Katie, I'm just gonna.... Head inside, I need to... lay down...get ready for my trip."

Killjoy looks disappointed in you but understands.

"Whatever, just don't die while we're at Lulu world."

Entering your room you wondered if it was all real. You laid down on your bed before feeling something cylindrical on your back, you grabbed it only to see that it was the drink the author gave you, it reads "You forgot this, love author" in black marker.

What a freaky situation.