《lowkey | tobio kageyama ༄ؘ ˑ》cooking mommy
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"how did we go from running in the back door of your gym, to ending up... here"
right after running away before someone from his volleyball team saw you two in a corner, y'all ended up getting on a bus, getting off and you followed him and now-
it was apparent that this was kageyamas house.
as he was unlocking the gate, you realised where you really were and you pulled the back of his shirt slightly, nervous.
he held his keys in a fist tightly, stopping to look at you "umm, what's wrong?"
"we're going by the... front gate?"
he looked at you blankly, "w-what do you mean? how are we going to enter the house you dumbass?"
"well, everytime you go to my house you always enter by my window so my parents don't see you!"
finally getting it, he looks down and chuckled slightly, not worried at all.
"ahh don't worry about that, my grandfather is always asleep and my sister is definitely at work"
(update i found out his grandather died i'm sorry but then again kageyama said he was always asleep so it's like the same thing)
nevermind, you didn't feel like questioning the absence of parents in his answer and instead set him free of your grasp on his loose shirt.
opening the lock in one smooth motion, he stepped back slightly so you could enter first.
as you stepped forward, he cut infront of you.
"hey! what was the reason?" you passively slapped his back, which he couldn't help but giggle slightly as he walked over to the door.
you caught up to him.
as he opened the door, like a gentleman this time, stepped aside and gestured his right hand for you to enter the house.
you examined him cautiously one time, seeing the stone cold expression in his eyes but a mischievous smirk on his lips.
this boy.
"oi! cut it out!"
your dominant hand made a beeline to his stomach, tickling it which made him wince back. taking the opportunity, you ran into the house before he could tackle you to the ground.
"i'm giving you 3 seconds to run y/n" he stated as he regained his composure.
"1" you looked around, not seeing any potential place to hide.
"2" stairs.
"3" like sonic the hedgehog could never, you bolted up those goddamn stairs like no other mammal could.
you could already hear the muffled and heavy footsteps that were coming from downstairs, sending the feeling of both butterflies and almost a drop in your stomach.
eyeing all the rooms on the second level, you barged into one of the rooms almost breaking the hinges of the door.
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as you examined the contents in the room, you heard his voice from the stairs. "y/n~" he said, in a sinister and doll-kind of way.
my god, you mouthed to yourself. impulsively, the dark blue covers on the bed of the room in sight is what called your name, hurling the blanket over your body as you laid as lifeless as possible on said persons bed.
as your vision was clocked, your ears looked out for any trace of kageyama plotting to jump you. and well, you thought you were a genius for a second when you heard pure silence.
but of course you were wrong.
as you felt a light bustle of movement from the outer exterior of the sheets your body ducked under, you knew you were screwed.
in one motion, kageyama peeled the sheets form your whole body with the widest grin you've ever seen on his face.
"AHH!" you screamed as loud as your throat would let you, falling butt first on his stupid dull blue carpet.
he walked like a sloth towards you over to you as you were a pathetic corner in his room, unable to hide his stupid grin. as you were accepting your defeat, you noticed something on his floor.
a volleyball.
picking it up, you stood up head on as you threw the volleyball directly in his face. even though you thought you reigned the victor, spoiler alert, you didn't :)
he caught the volleyball with one hand as he threw it back at you, to your tremendous luck it hit you right in the forehead which made you scramble in pain once again.
seeing this whole disaster take place, kageyama couldn't hold in his laughter anymore as you fell back first onto his bed. before you could cover your embarrassed face whole with both hands like a mask, he cupped your face as he fell on top of you, sandwiching you between him and his mattress.
"are- you okay?" kageyama checked, saying each word in an interval as he choked on his own saliva.
one hand of his massaged the sore spot on the middle of your forehead, trying to relieve the pain. you respond "no, i wish i was dead right now"
at this point, you saw him through blurry and distorted vision as tears started to emerge from laughing too hard.
"better?"
"i'm fine, tobio" you finally get up, too embarrassed to look at his face and instead try to change the topic.
"i'm hungry"
"for me?" he changes his tone, playful to now you couldn't even describe. just, being a pervert *of course*
"no! i-i, oh my gosh what happened to you? when were you this-" you stuttered, not recognising the once cold boy in front of your eyes.
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"since i met a dumbass" from his upright position on top of you, he let go of the support from his hands as gravity pulled his heavy weight onto your entire body.
the sudden weight on your chests against each other made you squeal, both in pain and in a laugh.
him hearing the weird noise you just created, he mimicked the tone of your voice , feeling the cool vibrations of his chest onto yours as he spoke.
"ugh! get off me loser!"
with all the power and might you could muster in your hands, you pushed his fat ass head off as the rest of his body tumbled onto the floor.
as you stood up proud of yourself, you looked down to see a childish looking kageyama with both legs spread so he was leaning back on his arms, his hair all messed, his shirt hanging loosely so you could see a glimpse of his prominent collarbones. from the blank spaces of his raven black hair, he looked up at you with his pupils dilated.
pointing a finger at his face, you instructed with no shame "we are gonna make food you horny bastard, don't look at me like that, i'm hungry."
he swung his hand over to grasp onto the wrist with the pointed finger, tugging on it to stand up. "okay, sorry mommy, i mean mommy, i mean-"
"ugh, shut up!" you looked at him, disgust filling your eyes as you stormed out of the room.
however you waited for him right outside the door, waiting for him to walk put so you could 'boo' him.
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"why so serious?"
bored, you decided to make cookies after making a giant mess of his cabinets and fridge. as for kageyama, he was sitting on a random seat right next to you.
"what are you on about now?" you rolled your eyes, when was this guy so whiny. you bet he just found annoying you his new entertainment, and you were right.
"this isn't like, masterchef or something. it's not like gordan ramsay is gonna come into this kitchen and scream at how terrible you are at cooking" he shurgged.
visibly, you were offended by his childish remarks which were obviously dramatised yo make you react harsher.
"says the one sitting on his whiny ass. maybe you should help me so i'm not here hard carrying you like cooking mama!"
his head tilted backwards, groaning "you're so naggy, y/n"
as you were measuring flour in a measuring cup, levelling the exact portion and removing the excess on the top with a butter knife, from behind kageyama wrapped his arms across your waist.
"yes?" you asked, feeling him squeeze your waist in with the help of his biceps and elbows. his moist mouth making his way to your ear.
instead of a sensual voice, he blabbed out "cooking mommy"
having the cup of flour in your hand, you impulsively swung the cup over to him as the flour flew right onto his cheeks and down to his chest, about half the contents of the cup gone to waste.
"you little" he mummered under his breath. he grabbed a pound of loose flour in a fist, you ducked so all the flour wouldn't be wasted on your uniform.
as he was about to obliterate you with that snowball of flour, the voice of a female caused both of you to stiffen in your place.
"tobio, who's this?"
turning both your heads but not your bodies like robots, you saw a taller and visibly older girl with voluminous and layered hair, with the same shade as kageyamas hair.
you felt your boyfriends hot breathe sting your neck as you felt your heart beat out of its chest, the ringing in your ears. small particles from the white powder-filled fist over your head fell, looking a lot like fine snow.
"o-oh hi miwa, this is my friend, l/n-san" he stepped forward, over exaggerating a gesture towards me with his flour-filled fist as you gave the girl a small wave.
"ohh, pretty name" miwa chattered, even though she had a cold expression, she seemed friendly.
kageyama faced you, his back facing miwa as you mouthed the words 'no one?' in which he responded 'shut the fuck up'.
suddenly, a warm expression was spread across his face as he turned back to miwa "ahhh l/n, this is my sister, miwa"
you bowed to her, unsure of what else to do.
"nice knowing you, i'll be in the living room l/n-san" she bowed back, walking over as if she never saw me.
robotically, he turned over to you and with all his might, throwing the crumbly substance until it got all over your crisp uniform.
"ohh, it's on!"
even though you didn't notice as you were fighting with kageyama once again, his sister peeked slightly from a pillar separating the kitchen.
they aren't just friends, they can't fool me.
whatever, it doesn't matter, i've never seen him this happy. she smiled, before returning to the living room.
AUTHOR NOTE
this chapter was so fun to write omg
thank you
also this ^ looks quite scary this isn't the end i don't wanna scare y'all i didn't die 😰
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